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Ted Kennedy'/><category term='to President Obama'/><category term='Ignorance is strength'/><category term='Marcus Brigstock'/><category term='too long apart'/><category term='Wolf Blitzer'/><category term='health care in other industrialized countries'/><category term='religious right'/><category term='Pentecosstalism'/><title type='text'>Smoke in your face</title><subtitle type='html'>know your shit</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>93</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6060708273218756037</id><published>2010-05-24T11:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-20T10:15:30.865-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pentecosstalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zealots'/><title type='text'>Save kids from religious zealots!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/S_rKFH3btYI/AAAAAAAAALY/zIeBucxbS5A/s1600/2009-06-01-KillforLife.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/S_rKFH3btYI/AAAAAAAAALY/zIeBucxbS5A/s400/2009-06-01-KillforLife.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474910486381966722" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;The thoughts of a 7 year-old: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"At the end of the service, the Pastor calls forward people who want  healing, cos Jesus healed the sick when he was on Earth. But the same  cripples go forward every week. And I asked my mom:  "maybe this isn't  working?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got in trouble for asking that."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ok, maybe Peter isn't PC by calling handicaps "cripples", but he sure as hell knows something is fishy.  This is the branch of Christianity Peter has to endure: &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The Pentecostal family of  denominations form one branch of conservative  Protestantism within Christianity. A major defining feature of  Pentecostalism is their belief in Glossolalia -- the ability to speak "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/tongues.htm"&gt;in tongues&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;".  Another is the unusual freedom and spontaneity exhibited during their religious  services. Otherwise, their beliefs and practices are similar to those of other conservative Christians. They strongly oppose &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/abortion.htm"&gt;abortion access&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/homosexu.htm"&gt;equality for  sexual minorities&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;, and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_marr.htm"&gt;same-sex  marriage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;." &lt;/span&gt; source: &lt;a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_pent.htm"&gt;religioustolerance.org&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cartoon source: &lt;a href="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-06-01-KillforLife.jpg"&gt;Huffington Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6060708273218756037?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6060708273218756037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6060708273218756037' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6060708273218756037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6060708273218756037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2010/05/save-kids-from-religious-zealots.html' title='Save kids from religious zealots!'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/S_rKFH3btYI/AAAAAAAAALY/zIeBucxbS5A/s72-c/2009-06-01-KillforLife.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6008344067537342967</id><published>2010-05-23T09:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-23T15:05:40.270-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Virgina'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Crooks and Liars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oakwood Elementary school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious right'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unborn fetus doll'/><title type='text'>Unborn fetus dolls handed out in an elementary school in Virgina. wtf.</title><content type='html'>What is worse than the extreme Right in the United States?  The extreme Religious Right. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;From the &lt;a href="http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/cliff-norfolk-va-students-given-unborn-fetu"&gt;Crooks and Liars&lt;/a&gt; website: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Oakwood Elementary's principal was placed on  administrative leave Friday as school officials investigated why &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;life  like, 4-inch-long plastic fetus dolls were given to dozens of third-,  fourth- and fifth-grade students&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;On Thursday, the school staffer thought to be responsible for handing  out the dolls was placed on leave."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There's a picture of the "doll" these crazies handed out. And if you read the entire post on Crooks and Liars, the blogger goes on to say: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Even though the article didn't mention it specifically, I would be  willing to bet the students receiving these "gifts" were girls, not  boys, too. That's what we need...to intimidate and indoctrinate the  girls at a young age while giving boys a pass. Good job, Virginia. "&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I can only agree with Karoli. If this happened at the school my son was attending, I'd freak out. Maybe that's why I decided to raise my son in Europe where nobody would dream of trying to brainwash kids like that. Without prior parent consent no less. Despite living in a country with a shitload of Catholic holidays (Austria),  the majority of the people take it with nonchalance ie good for holidays but not much else. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Why is a country that was founded on the basis of religious freedom full of such puritanical tyrants? I don't get it. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6008344067537342967?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6008344067537342967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6008344067537342967' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6008344067537342967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6008344067537342967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2010/05/unborn-fetus-dolls-handed-out-in.html' title='Unborn fetus dolls handed out in an elementary school in Virgina. wtf.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8689103962896551270</id><published>2010-04-06T07:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-06T08:10:36.002-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Catholic Church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cardinal Ratzinger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Health care reform'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tiger Woods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Pope'/><title type='text'>What's new?</title><content type='html'>I have not written anything in a while. Therefore, I expect its time to get on the ball again. What has happened over the past months: &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Obama has passed  tepid health care reform. Considering the bruha, I still think the passage of this legislation is historical. (Americans can be so retarded, honestly. The way the far right is reacting, you'd think Obama just passed a kibutz mandate or something......geez or a law banning guns, which, in fact, would be a good thing.....but no......it's not going to happen, sadly) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sarah Palin is still around.  I posted a comment on a fb's friend status in regards to Ms. Palin, voicing my surprise how anyone can stand listening to her grating voice. Some woman, in turn, responded: "Only women would make disparaging remarks about Palin's voice. "  Um, no. Her voice is annoying. Its like nails on a chalk board. Its like a cow in labor. Its like a screeching crow.  She not only sounds retarded, she is retarded. I suppose its totally un pc to say that as she has a child with a mental disability.  Sadly, I state nothing but the truth.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Jay Leno is back on The Tonight Show.  Since I have no other options, I watch it.  Does he have no shame though inviting Karl Rove onto his show? The guy is a liar and doesn't deserve to have his mug on any form of media. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Catholic Church is once again involved in a child abuse scandel. Ho hum you say? I say high time to impeach the Pope.  According to articles I've read in the New York Times and Spiegel International, the Pope formerly known as Cardinal Ratzinger had direct knowledge of abuse cases in the US, Ireland, Germany and Austria. Its time to pull back the curtains and reveal whats underneath. Centuries of corruption, deceit, misogeny and lies need to be tackled head on.  And I don't care if I felt sorry for the Pope while I watched about 63 seconds of the Easter Mass........those kids who were abused and muzzled with threats deserve retribution. We are in the year 2010. This is like major future space age time.  The Catholic Church is still in the 16th century when it ruled supreme.  Lets get with it and blast this hoax into the 21st century. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What else? Oh yeah, Tiger 'I am a replicant" Woods is back.  Now, thats ho hum. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Watch this space. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8689103962896551270?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8689103962896551270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8689103962896551270' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8689103962896551270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8689103962896551270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2010/04/whats-new.html' title='What&apos;s new?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5913828033581381213</id><published>2009-12-08T13:39:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T13:41:53.884-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extremism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politcs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ACLU'/><title type='text'>Extremism in America</title><content type='html'>I received this letter from the ACLU today and I wanted to share this with anyone who cares to read it. I have long believed this topic to be a disturbing part of the American political fabric. &lt;div&gt;Your religious beliefs are your business and has no place in politics. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px; "&gt;Dear ACLU Supporter,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Extremism” isn’t just some vague notion or talking point for media pundits. It’s very real, it’s very dangerous, and right now, it’s taking root in communities all across America.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the grandmother who can’t adopt her grandchild because she is gay to the student singled out in his grade school class for expressing his religious beliefs, the consequences of this extremism --  if left unchecked -- can have devastating impacts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ACLU is taking on these extremist forces at every turn and in every state. But we need you to be there by our side. Be a part of our &lt;strong&gt;Acting Together: 100,000 Gifts Campaign&lt;/strong&gt; and send a powerful message: we won’t let extremists use the power of the government to impose one narrow view of morality on the rest of us. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'American Typewriter'; font-size: medium; "&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "&gt;If you believe religion has no place in our government, take action. There are real consequences to letting extremism gain a foothold in our communities. As just one example, before the ACLU brought suit in federal court, the public school students of Cheatham County, Tennessee were taught that the United States is a “Christian nation,” that the separation of church and state doesn’t exist, and that there’s no such thing as an atheist. Only by having a strong ACLU across the country can we stop this kind of abuse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can make your support go even further. If you take part in the &lt;strong&gt;Acting Together&lt;/strong&gt; campaign, your donation will be matched dollar-for-dollar, doubling its impact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://action.aclu.org/site/R?i=Mre3QyiOF3dkOHbNAGNfqQ.." style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(1, 86, 150); "&gt;View the extremism map and take the next step -- make a matching gift donation to the ACLU’s 100,000 Gifts Campaign and get your free “I Care about the Constitution” bumper sticker.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You’ve been there for the ACLU before.  Now, we need you to keep up the fight and join this extraordinary campaign to protect the cause of liberty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "&gt;Thanks for all you do,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10" style="width: 282px; "&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="63"&gt;&lt;img src="http://action.aclu.org/images/content/pagebuilder/29129.jpg" border="0" alt="Anthony D. Romero" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="179"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://action.aclu.org/images/content/pagebuilder/12631.gif" border="0" alt="Anthony D. Romero" width="113" height="56" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anthony D. 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Or a junked public? Vodka vs Burgers</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SvBHJZbNIYI/AAAAAAAAALQ/PRC-muGqXa0/s1600-h/1_Absolut+Vodka-+quelle+PR_0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SvBHJZbNIYI/AAAAAAAAALQ/PRC-muGqXa0/s400/1_Absolut+Vodka-+quelle+PR_0.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399894179986612610" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SvBHDGMkRLI/AAAAAAAAALI/erx9VKNBWbI/s1600-h/greasy-burger.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SvBHDGMkRLI/AAAAAAAAALI/erx9VKNBWbI/s400/greasy-burger.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399894071745725618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/world/europe/03alcohol.html?ref=todayspaper"&gt;Russia tries, once again, to rein in Vodka Habit&lt;/a&gt;.  A great article from today's NYT's.  Somehow, thought it fitting, as its cold outside and grey.......just the right time of year to take up drinking. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;(The below is a short summary of the article and my corresponding theory)&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Above-average alcohol consumption has been a problem in Russia for centuries.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Catherine the Great seemed to condone it, as this statement she made reflects: &lt;i&gt;It is easier to rule a drunk public.  [&lt;/i&gt;Um, I think her tactics have been adjusted to modern times, fat food replacing liquids with the similar side effects: turning brains and muscles into mush.&lt;i&gt; ]&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, drinking in Russia has increased to staggeringly high levels.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It may not be visible on the streets, as police efforts to remove drunks from public places is now more effective.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The average Russian consumes 4.75 gallons of &lt;i&gt;pure alcohol&lt;/i&gt;, compared to the United States, which is less than half that amount.  Ok, the US makes up for that discrepancy via junk food. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Result: life expectancy way down, productivity of work force way down, health care costs up. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;This ingrained tradition of vodka, the main drink of choice, has hindered Russia in its development, especially since the opening up to Western Capitalist ventures.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;President Dmitri Medvedev is marching down the path toward sobriety.  Several other leaders before him attempted, more or less unsuccessfully, the same thing. Well, except for Boris Jelzin.  Where's Jelzin, when you need him?  &lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The tradition of high alcohol consumption and anti-alcohol campaigns also go back centuries.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Its intrinsic with the history of this sprawling country.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;One of the most spectacular failures were Gorbachev’s measures. He ordered stores to empty their shelves of vodka and historic vineyards destroyed. That didn't go down well. Short term relief, long term bad for Gorbachev.  Empty shelf law revoked.  Vineyards were goners for good. &lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;President Medvedev is determined to succeed where others before him have failed.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  I think he might. He's short. Short guys are way ambitious. &lt;/span&gt;No matter how much this habit is intrenched in Russian culture, Medvedev says that other countries with similar habits have managed to address the problem. (um, which ones?)&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Among the suggestions that could bring about a long term alleviation of the situation: heavier taxation and the closing of unlicensed distilleries.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;A half a liter of vodka currently costs approx. $2.  (See, and thats why fat food should be taxed and prices increased) &lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;In Russia, unlicensed distilleries produce half the vodka people drink. To make matters more difficult, the protective hands of corrupt officials further undermine the reduction of these operations.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Dr. Nemstov, of the Moscow Psychiatric Research Institute, a leading alcohol expert (they have an alcohol expert? wow), says it would be foolish to simultaneously put constraints on beer sales. People will drink, no matter what.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Add to that the fact that the breweries, for the most part, are owned by foreign corporations and they spend millions to lobby government officials.  Its so nice to know corruption is an international language. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;At the various drunk tanks located throughout the country (where drunks are brought in to sober up), the fines are still reminiscent of the Soviet Times: $3.50 is hardly enough to scare anyone off of being caught again. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Just like $5 for a super jumbo grease fat flab sodium nitrate offensive isn't gonna scare the junk food addicts off.   &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;!--EndFragment--&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7656567864551953252?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7656567864551953252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7656567864551953252' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7656567864551953252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7656567864551953252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/11/is-it-easier-to-rule-drunk-public-or.html' title='Is it easier to rule a drunk public? Or a junked public? Vodka vs Burgers'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SvBHJZbNIYI/AAAAAAAAALQ/PRC-muGqXa0/s72-c/1_Absolut+Vodka-+quelle+PR_0.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-477121970427677881</id><published>2009-11-01T03:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-01T07:56:36.459-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Common sense'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Big Brother'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grassroots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bob Cesca'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BMI'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='treat your body with care'/><title type='text'>An awesome post by Bob Cesca and why we need to stop eating crap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su1_SpPbYcI/AAAAAAAAAKg/1lshRwqWNnA/s1600-h/2007-05-06--world-fatness.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 323px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su1_SpPbYcI/AAAAAAAAAKg/1lshRwqWNnA/s400/2007-05-06--world-fatness.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399111486572028354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob Cesca is one of my heroes and certainly one of the best writers on American Politics out there today. Well, in my humble opinion. His &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/we-cant-reform-health-car_b_337615.html"&gt;lastest blog for the Huffington Post&lt;/a&gt; points out the underlying decay (one of several unfortunately) festering  in our health care system.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone is talking about the Health Care Reform bill, and rightly so. Noo one (in their right mind)  can deny the fact that its a complete train wreck, and if this chance now isn't grabbed by the balls, we doomed, doomed I say (to paraphrase a fed ex ad). Sounds funny, but its not. And its going to happen.  The doomsday thing.  And its coming faster than The Day After Tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob Cesca gets to the core of the issue - our eating habits.  A few weeks ago,  Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida stated in his gutsy speech in Congress: Republicans plan is for Americans to "not get sick." Or if you do, "die quickly".  I think it was either Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow who pointed out, that, in fact, its in the insurers interest to &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; die quickly. But to keep you alive as long as possible, to milk your illness, delay demise at all costs, thereby increasing their profits all around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I tend to agree with that assertion. In fact, I think its part of master plan between the health care (care, actually a blasphemy in this context), pharmaceutical companies and the food industry to create a nation of sick blobs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just today, an &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125702881246120983.html#"&gt;article in the WSJ&lt;/a&gt;, states that during this recession, Americans are getting even fatter because they are buying the cheap foods.  Why are bad foods cheap? Well, as we can see, they will end up in your shopping cart and they will eventually make you sick.  So, who profits? The makers of this stuff that doesn't deserve the term "food" and contains not only absolutely no nutrients, they contain ingredients Frankenstein might have come up with. And a bit further down the food chain of corporate voraciousness, the insurance companies, the hospitals, the Pharma industry.  Thats my conspiracy theory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And its not really that far-fetched, if you think about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most know, the US is one of the "fattest" countries around.  All you have to do is travel a bit to see the difference.  I did an experiment once, stood in one place in the center of Seattle, and took photos of passers-by. Not great at statistics here, but I'd say that 95% of the people who passed me by were fat. Obese fat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;America is the land of extremes: anything is possible.  Unfortunately, the anything possible philosophy goes both ways.  You get the extremely overweight, mostly people who cannot afford (or think they cannot afford healthy options) and the other extreme, the super skinny buffed plastic surged Barbie creations we get to see on all media outlets as the supposed "goal". That's how we are &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;supposed&lt;/span&gt; to look like. That's what we are lead to believe is the ideal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I can tell you, both extremes are just plain wrong and bad for your health.  In between these two huge dichotomies, are the evil empires. The afore-mentioned industries.  Add to that the livelyhood of fitness centers, sales of diet books, weight watcher programs, sales of magazines and fad crash diets......the list goes on and on.  Don't get me wrong, I am not railing against self-help books and articles and endorsement of good health. What I am against is the creepy pervasive stench of intentional dumbing down to keep all these industries growing at an alarming rate and to the tune of huge profit margins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is it that in the poorer areas of cities, the streets are plastered with fast food joints?  Giving the residents easy access to the worst options possible?  Does the over excessive consumption of fizzy drinks, salty foods, artificial additives manipulate the common sense gene?  Can someone explain to me how it makes sense to opt for a bag of potato chips as opposed to an apple or a carrot?  That buying a can of diet coke, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Powerade, Sprite, 7up is preferable to just drinking plain water?  What is happening to this country?  Why is a burger preferable over a bowl of rice? Or oatmeal? Or vegetable soup?  There is no argument that makes any of these processed foods preferable over things that actually grow on trees or sprout out of the ground.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its not rocket science to chrissake to know this. If it doesn't grow on trees or bushes, if its manufactured, its &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;bad&lt;/span&gt; for you.  And by bad, I am talking death-threateningly bad. Cancer, diabetes, obestity.  The percentage of people with diabetes, cancer and major health problems are one of the highest in the world. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;In the world.&lt;/span&gt;  Currently, the US ranks nr. 3 after India and China on diabetes.  Certainly, not all diseases can be attributed to nutrition or the avoidance of certain foods. Nevertheless, a decent diet and occasional exercise can only be a positive thing, surely.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The effect of these products do not only affect your physical well-being.  US ranks nr. 1 in mood disorders, according to &lt;a href="http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/ranking-america/4b52f700d94860e7be548b8b47a4e79f"&gt;a report &lt;/a&gt;. Over-sugared, over-salted, over fizzified........is that a surprise? Healthy mind means healthy body and vice versa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Use your common sense. Go back to the roots. Take that literally. People, do not let your health be gradually undermined by these Big Brother tactics, because thats what this is.  You are nothing without your health. You do not need fitness centers, you do not need Weight Watchers, or Jenny Craig, or Dr. Kildare.  You need common sense. And if that gene is recessive, something needs to be done to educate parents and children.  If you've got the money to pay a monthly fee to LA Fitness or whatever - great. But a run or brisk walk in the park is free.  No excuses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to some reports, the USA ranks nr. 1 in people over 15 with a BMI of over 30%.  While all this information can be misleading as some state, you don't need to look at statistics. Just look around you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, I totally get it, in times of recession, there is depression. And a lot of us look for comfort food. Hey, I do. I eat cheeseburgers, I eat fries. I drink Coke Zero. I don't work out everyday.  Far from it. But I think I have a healthy balance. And I can thank my mom, who was a constant ranter against all processed foods. Anyone rememer Jack Lalanne? Well, I do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And people, its grassroot time here. Not talking about the retards being led by the corporations out there "tea bagging". I am talking about food that grows........and is not manufactured.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Easy, right?  Seriously, you can have all the money in the world, the greatest job, you can have it all, but you cannot buy health. Thats where it starts. Your body is the only thing you've got that is truly yours.  And should be treated with the utmost care.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-477121970427677881?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/477121970427677881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=477121970427677881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/477121970427677881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/477121970427677881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/11/awesome-post-by-bob-cesca.html' title='An awesome post by Bob Cesca and why we need to stop eating crap'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su1_SpPbYcI/AAAAAAAAAKg/1lshRwqWNnA/s72-c/2007-05-06--world-fatness.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-703605411918583880</id><published>2009-10-26T14:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-26T14:25:16.232-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I love politics'/><title type='text'>just a quick note to myself.......</title><content type='html'>I haven't posted in a while on this my most favorite blog.  I love politics. And while I haven't posted, I continue to follow closely all that is going on - the health care bill, Afghanistan, Iraq, The Middle East,  that racist dude who's head of the BNP, that racist talk radio disguised as a news channel Fixed news,  and the re-resurfacing of that blood lusting evil zombie of a Cheney. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yes, I keep up and will post something substantial this week. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Promise. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Note to myself:  politics are &lt;i&gt;awesome.&lt;/i&gt;  And thank you Bart.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-703605411918583880?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/703605411918583880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=703605411918583880' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/703605411918583880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/703605411918583880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/10/just-quick-note-to-myself.html' title='just a quick note to myself.......'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5702304822314496163</id><published>2009-10-12T09:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-12T09:43:43.293-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tall Afghans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sunglasses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shrapnel wound'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eye patch'/><title type='text'>This guy should be easy to find</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/StNb2IwgNoI/AAAAAAAAAKY/TC3iAXFo2Ug/s1600-h/AfghanTallwanted.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 134px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/StNb2IwgNoI/AAAAAAAAAKY/TC3iAXFo2Ug/s400/AfghanTallwanted.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391754164514600578" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Seriously, how difficult can it be to find a tall, black-haired Afghan with a shrapnel wound? Question, is, what do you do if he decides to wear sunglasses? Or an eye patch?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5702304822314496163?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5702304822314496163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5702304822314496163' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5702304822314496163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5702304822314496163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/10/this-guy-should-be-easy-to-find.html' title='This guy should be easy to find'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/StNb2IwgNoI/AAAAAAAAAKY/TC3iAXFo2Ug/s72-c/AfghanTallwanted.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7082740031602668269</id><published>2009-10-01T10:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T11:15:27.498-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='can&apos;t they get anything done?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Abstinence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supermajority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats'/><title type='text'>Can we get Ironman in here to beat some sense into any Democrat voting against the Public Option?</title><content type='html'>&lt;table style='font:11px arial; 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width:33%;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'&gt;Political Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/09/23/ron-paul-on-the-daily-show-tuesday-sept-29/'&gt;Ron Paul Interview&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7082740031602668269?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7082740031602668269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7082740031602668269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7082740031602668269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7082740031602668269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/10/this-is-like-watching-jerry-being.html' title='Can we get Ironman in here to beat some sense into any Democrat voting against the Public Option?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8511830093120443498</id><published>2009-09-30T03:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-12T09:38:10.347-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Farmers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Where the Riled things are'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sean Hannity'/><title type='text'>I forget what this is about, but since its Jon Stewart, it must be of critical importance</title><content type='html'>&lt;table style="font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="360" height="353"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color:#e5e5e5" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td style="padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" style="color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/"&gt;The Daily Show With Jon Stewart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;"&gt;Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="height:14px;" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td style="padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" style="color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-september-29-2009/where-the-riled-things-are"&gt;Where the Riled Things Are&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="height:14px; background-color:#353535" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" style="padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" style="color:#96deff; 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width:33%;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" style="font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/"&gt;Political Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="padding:3px; width:33%;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" style="font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/09/23/ron-paul-on-the-daily-show-tuesday-sept-29/"&gt;Ron Paul Interview&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8511830093120443498?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8511830093120443498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8511830093120443498' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8511830093120443498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8511830093120443498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-forget-what-this-is-about-but-since.html' title='I forget what this is about, but since its Jon Stewart, it must be of critical importance'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1490379734282509651</id><published>2009-09-27T08:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-27T13:19:54.171-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Haliburton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Din Corp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Erik Prince'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rachel Maddow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeremy Skahill'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Torture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ACORN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blackwater'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='war crimes'/><title type='text'>Lets put some perspective on ACORN</title><content type='html'>I was listening to Friday's &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/"&gt;Rachel Maddow show&lt;/a&gt;, and I am soooo glad she is covering this ACORN thing and will continue to do so over the coming days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here a summery of what was discussed and said. Her guest on this segment was &lt;a href="http://www.thenation.com/directory/bios/jeremy_scahill"&gt;Jeremy Scahill&lt;/a&gt;, correspondent for "The Nation" and author of the book "Blackwater,  the Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, going after or singling out one individual organization is against Article one of the constitution.  Its called the "Bill of attainder" and just means that you can´t target one individual or one specific group. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So, the DEFUND ACORN ACT,  the Republicans and some Democrats staunchly support,  has a bill of attainder problem.  You can't pass legislation that targets one individual or one specific group.  The congressional research service has looked into this DEFUND ACORN ACT, and well, they found probable cause that it does.  So, it looks like, this act, which the jokers at Fox News just love screaming about to their sheep herd, is unconstitutional.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Basically, it means, if the Republicans want to use this Defund Acorn Act as their platform in the run up to the 2010 elections, they have to go after everyone.  If they want to cut off funding for any organization who has ever violated government regulations or filed fraudulent paperwork with any government agency, that can´t only be enforced against Acorn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets put some perspective on all of this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What does ACORN actually do:&lt;br /&gt;(there is an excellent op ed by &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/23/AR2009092303679.html?referrer=facebook"&gt;Harold Meyerson&lt;/a&gt;, of the Washington Post, shedding more light on this community organization): &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ACORN is the nation's largest community organizing group &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- working to raise the minimum wage&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- working to limit the interest and fees that banks charge homeowners&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- working to expand the electorate (they registered 1.4 million voters for the 2007-2008 electorate campaign) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;ACORN has received $53 million over the past 15 years government funding.  In comparison, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halliburton"&gt;Halliburto&lt;/a&gt;n gets $53 million  &lt;i&gt;every single day&lt;/i&gt; for the war in Iraq.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now, lets take a look at the other 600 War corporations on the government payroll. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Fraud: &lt;a href="http://blackwaterbook.com/"&gt;Blackwater&lt;/a&gt; (they defrauded the government to the tune of 55 Million dollars under one contract and they have several contracts with the government)&lt;br /&gt;Murder: 5 Blackwater contractors have been charged with murder of US troops.&lt;br /&gt;electrocuting 17 US troops: KBR &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;running a prostitution ring out of Bosnia: Din Corp. They were never defunded - in fact they received a new contract from the US Air force to the tune of $200 million (on top of the$ 915 million contract they already have) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It gets better: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellogg,_Brown_and_Root"&gt;KBR&lt;/a&gt;: has just been awarded a new contract despite the deaths of US soldiers in Iraq (and an ongoing investigation)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the above continue to receive "spectacularly lucrative contracts".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of the above are not at all worried about being cut off from government funding&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its all political, its not about upholding the law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To reiterate, Acorn registered 1.4 million people to vote, has 400,000 workers across the US.  They work with and for the poor and working class.  They have no lobbying power in the form of massive campaign contributing powers. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;ACORN has continuously been charged with bogus allegations of voter fraud. All of them unsubstantiated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is an actual election scandal?  25 - 40 cents of every dollar spent on the war in Iraq and Afghanistan (thats 2.5 billion per week) go directly to these defense contractor corporations. And they in turn contribute campaign dollars to the Republicans and the Democrats. They in turn continue to fund their operations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You want to hold individuals accountable for heinous crimes? Look no further than Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld and the crimes against humanity that have been committed in the form of do-it-yourself-change-the-law-to-make-torture-legal memos.  Or Erik Prince, the head of Blackwater and crusader against Muslims.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Members of these corporations are responsible for murder, child prostitution and gross misconduct.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The crimes of ACORN pale in comparison. The workers that fell for the right wing conservative sting  - the pimp and prostitute thing - have been dismissed for their misconduct.   I say thats enough punishment.  Besides, as long as the war corporations continue to go un-confronted - this ACORN attack is a farce and ridiculous.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Going after ACORN is like a bully kicking a puppy and make a big detour around the growling doberman pincher with the blood still dripping from his chops.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its cowardly  and despicable. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1490379734282509651?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1490379734282509651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1490379734282509651' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1490379734282509651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1490379734282509651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/lets-put-some-perspective-on-acorn.html' title='Lets put some perspective on ACORN'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1103495571061048379</id><published>2009-09-25T04:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T04:10:51.114-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rod Blagojavich'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Daily Show'/><title type='text'>49 seconds if you need a laugh right now.</title><content type='html'>&lt;table style='font:11px arial; 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And private jets. And five houses. And a salary and bonuses to protect all these simple necessities of life. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0QVk4f_Vxik&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0QVk4f_Vxik&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-970146011718222470?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/970146011718222470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=970146011718222470' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/970146011718222470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/970146011718222470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/join-us-in-fight-to-protect-interests.html' title='Join Us in the Fight to protect the Interests of those poor poor Health Insurance CEO&apos;s....'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6353602889586426986</id><published>2009-09-24T03:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-24T03:34:24.929-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SNL debut season opener'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Wilson'/><title type='text'>The secret plan that made Joe Wilson famous</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YbsuU4oDR90&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YbsuU4oDR90&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6353602889586426986?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6353602889586426986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6353602889586426986' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6353602889586426986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6353602889586426986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/secret-plan-that-made-joe-wilson-famous.html' title='The secret plan that made Joe Wilson famous'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5683005360822389408</id><published>2009-09-18T13:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-18T13:35:55.476-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='War is peace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George Orwell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ignorance is strength'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Freedom is slavery'/><title type='text'>1984</title><content type='html'>I am finally reading this book. And its going to be scary. Because what George Orwell wrote back in the mid 20th century, is already true. Its come true. Will let you know how I fare.  Wiser, but more despondent? I hope not.  I don´t want this to be the dance on the volcano. &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SrPudHqNVtI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/oUqCPFXFLZU/s1600-h/1984.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SrPudHqNVtI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/oUqCPFXFLZU/s400/1984.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382908163677574866" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5683005360822389408?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5683005360822389408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5683005360822389408' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5683005360822389408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5683005360822389408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/1984.html' title='1984'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SrPudHqNVtI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/oUqCPFXFLZU/s72-c/1984.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6376369687519910365</id><published>2009-09-14T08:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T08:38:35.214-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robert Reich'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Public Option'/><title type='text'>Robert Reich explains why we need a public option</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/tatiana.lensky#/video/video.php?v=160544446109&amp;amp;ref=nf"&gt;Robert Reich explains why we need a public option&lt;/a&gt; (kind of a public option explanation for dummies) &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its short.  Watch it.  And listen. So Two out of your five senses are required. Not too much to ask I hope. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its in your best interest. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6376369687519910365?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6376369687519910365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6376369687519910365' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6376369687519910365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6376369687519910365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/robert-reich-explains-why-we-need.html' title='Robert Reich explains why we need a public option'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4755176253569885977</id><published>2009-09-10T09:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T09:35:20.749-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Wilson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='You are fried'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ghostbusters'/><title type='text'>Best Three Superheros of the Week</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqkoO5r1EgI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Z6DuzZWGIQE/s1600-h/picoftheweek.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 195px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqkoO5r1EgI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Z6DuzZWGIQE/s400/picoftheweek.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379875466338701826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/"&gt;Dr. Peter Venkman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;: Let's show this prehistoric bitch* how we do things downtown... THROW IT!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Joe Wilson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4755176253569885977?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4755176253569885977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4755176253569885977' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4755176253569885977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4755176253569885977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/best-three-superheros-of-week.html' title='Best Three Superheros of the Week'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqkoO5r1EgI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Z6DuzZWGIQE/s72-c/picoftheweek.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8001525446011509370</id><published>2009-09-09T10:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T10:42:46.411-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama&apos;s school speech'/><title type='text'>Obama's speech to school kids. And everyone else too.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i3pD4gSuN28&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i3pD4gSuN28&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DG8vnt0EfZ4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DG8vnt0EfZ4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8001525446011509370?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8001525446011509370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8001525446011509370' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8001525446011509370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8001525446011509370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/obamas-speech-to-school-kids-and.html' title='Obama&apos;s speech to school kids. And everyone else too.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8702877354930563940</id><published>2009-09-08T14:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T14:44:32.127-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama&apos;s school speech'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elephants are not racist'/><title type='text'>has everyone gone insane?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Actually, I think its unfair toward elephants to be compared to our right wing nutbags.  And how is it, that its being hailed as a "controversial" speech? On news channels around the world? huh? Honestly, what &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; this world coming to. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqbO4n8-RwI/AAAAAAAAAKA/v0n4tsinHag/s1600-h/090908_ed.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqbO4n8-RwI/AAAAAAAAAKA/v0n4tsinHag/s400/090908_ed.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379214277133354754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;This cartoon courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2112318/fr/nl/"&gt;Slate.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8702877354930563940?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8702877354930563940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8702877354930563940' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8702877354930563940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8702877354930563940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/has-everyone-gone-insane.html' title='has everyone gone insane?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqbO4n8-RwI/AAAAAAAAAKA/v0n4tsinHag/s72-c/090908_ed.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5054385658961726344</id><published>2009-09-07T07:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-07T07:42:59.051-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Keith Olbermann'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='speak softly and with truth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glenn Beck is a douche'/><title type='text'>Keith Olbermann's call to reason.  Get any dirt you can on Beck. There should be a pretty huge pile of dung.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/9/6/777880/-Send-Me-Everything-You-Can-Find-About-Glenn-Beck"&gt;Send me everything you can find about Glenn Beck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Keith Olbermann is calling upon us all to speak softly and carry a big popsicle.  In other words, read the above article or blog or whatever you want to call it and find anything you can on Glenn Beck.  This guy needs to be exposed for the lying fool of an idiot he is. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I am with you KO. All the way.  (don´t you just love things like this? Rally for right ie as in WHAT is right as opposed to what is so wrong, it defies morals, decency and reason. ) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5054385658961726344?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5054385658961726344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5054385658961726344' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5054385658961726344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5054385658961726344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/keith-olbermanns-call-to-reason-get-any.html' title='Keith Olbermann&apos;s call to reason.  Get any dirt you can on Beck. There should be a pretty huge pile of dung.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4470600374078773470</id><published>2009-09-06T02:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-06T02:31:35.110-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='What Obama needs to say on Sept 9th'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='22nd secretary of labor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robert Reich'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='professor at University of California Berkeley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='re-post'/><title type='text'>This is what Robert Reich thinks Obama should say at his address on Wednesday, September 9th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;I read this on &lt;a href="http://robertreich.blogspot.com/"&gt;Robert Reich's blog&lt;/a&gt; and am re-posting what Mr. Reich wrote.  Mr. Reich was the 22nd Secretary of Labor and is currently professor at University of California at Berkeley. He is also author of the book "Supercapitalism" which I am definitely going to buy. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;1. I will not stand for a bill that leaves millions of Americans without health care. It's vitally important to cover all Americans, not only for their and their childrens' sakes and not only because it's a moral imperitive, but because doing so will be good for all of us. One out of three Americans will experience job loss and potential loss of health insurance for themselves and their families at some point. One out of four of us who have health insurance is underinsured --unable to afford the preventive care we and our kids need on an ongoing basis. And those of us who don't get preventive care can get walloped with diabetes, heart disease, and other major illnesses that wipe us out financially, or force us into emergency rooms that all of us end up paying for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. The only way to cover all Americans without causing deficits to rise is to require that the wealthiest Americans pay a bit extra. The wealthy can afford to make sure all Americans are healthy. The top 1 percent of earners now take home 23 percent of total national income, the highest percentage since 1928. Their tax burden is not excessive. Even as income and wealth have become more concentrated than at any time in the past 80 years, those at the top are now taxed at lower rates than rich Americans have been taxed since before the start of World War II. Indeed, many managers of hedge funds, private-equity partners, and investment bankers -- including those who have been bailed out by taxpayers over the last year -- are paying 15 percent of their income in taxes because their earnings are, absurdly, treated as capital gains. We should eliminate this loophole as well, and use it to guarantee the health of all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Finally, I want a true public insurance option -- not a "cooperative," and not something that's triggered if certain goals aren't met. A public option is critical for lowering health-care costs. Today, private insurers don't face enough competition to guarantee low prices and high service. In 36 states, three or fewer insurers account for 65 percent of the insurance market. A public insurance option would also have the scale and authority needed to negotiate low drug prices and low prices from medical providers. Commercial insurers now pay about 30 higher rates to providers than the government pays through Medicare, because Medicare has the scale to get those lower rates. A nationwide public option could get similar savings. And those savings would mean lower premiums, deductibles and co-payments for Americans who can barely afford health insurance right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We'll see.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4470600374078773470?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4470600374078773470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4470600374078773470' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4470600374078773470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4470600374078773470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-is-what-robert-reich-things-obama.html' title='This is what Robert Reich thinks Obama should say at his address on Wednesday, September 9th, 2009'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2699342164919341114</id><published>2009-09-04T11:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T14:34:32.303-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health care so complicated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ipods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='system is broken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PBS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='European health care'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frontline'/><title type='text'>Why is it so complicated?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqGH0MivseI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/7BcMKrzegGU/s1600-h/elephant.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqGH0MivseI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/7BcMKrzegGU/s400/elephant.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377728760846987746" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Why is American Health care so complicated?  Its like, you need to be a astro physicist to even figure it out.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Now, maybe I am not the best person to explain it. In fact, I am not even going to attempt it. My mission these past weeks, since the exponential rise in screetching against any type of reform from the "Just say no to anything the Obama proposes" crowd, has been to truly understand the system.  I know its completely fucked up.  In fact, its archaic.&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;America is really weird. I say this in the kindest way - sort of. I mean, I am American. But I have lived a lot outside of the US.   My personal encounters with health care have been through companies based in Europe, for the most part. And when I was working in the States, I wasn´t covered.  Luckily, I never had to go to the doctors.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;In Europe, it just seems a bit simpler somehow.  You get a job, you are insured. No matter where you work. Part-time. Full-time. You get a card - like a chip card - with all your medical history immediately accessible for any doctor you care to visit.  You take that with you to the doctors. Thats it. You don´t pay anything. And when you get a prescription, you pay a minimal fee - depending on your insurance coverage.  Around $5 per prescription. And you don´t have to fill out endless forms about any pre-conditions and tosh like that. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;In Holland, for example, there were certain stipulations, like you had to go to a GP in the district you lived.  Dentists you could chose whomever.   The company I worked for was American, and we had pretty decent coverage. I paid about 200 $ a month - taken out of my wages automatically.  For dental care, I had to pay up front and was reimbursed for just about everything. Dental hygiene, fillings (the best on offer), teeth whitening......everything. It was awesome.  In Germany, it was a similar system. Here in Austria, its a single payer system ie pretty much like the NHS.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;You can go to any doctor you choose, you can go to any hospital you want, you don´t pay for anything upfront.  And if you want extra special care, then yes, you can pay an additional fee on a pay-as-you go basis, to see doctors quicker or avoid longer waits.  In general, I have to say, the waiting time is bearable.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;No system is perfect.  But the US health care system is just broken.  Its like &lt;i&gt;no&lt;/i&gt; system.  I cannot believe a country that invents  ipods and iphones and MacbookPros and the best junk food &lt;i&gt;ever&lt;/i&gt; cannot come up with a system that works and is understandable for all.  More importantly, available for all. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Don't take my word for it: keep informing yourself. Frontline from PBS does a pretty good job, although it does take them hours.  But worth it.  &lt;a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/sickaroundamerica/view/"&gt;Sick Around America.&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2699342164919341114?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2699342164919341114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2699342164919341114' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2699342164919341114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2699342164919341114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/why-is-it-so-complicated.html' title='Why is it so complicated?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqGH0MivseI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/7BcMKrzegGU/s72-c/elephant.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5313058456618499083</id><published>2009-09-03T13:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T14:18:38.002-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spinning heads'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the constant racist brigade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coneheadness'/><title type='text'>so, what else is new?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqAyNRq8SLI/AAAAAAAAAJo/pq3Ns7-RM3Y/s1600-h/obamaschoolkids.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 395px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqAyNRq8SLI/AAAAAAAAAJo/pq3Ns7-RM3Y/s400/obamaschoolkids.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377353158743574706" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;well, all is well on the whacko front. Foaming at the mouth, steam coming out of their ears, heads spinning - the constant racist brigade has struck again.  Actually, they insult anyone's intelligence if they claim anything besides outright coneheadness.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Jason Linkins views &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/03/obama-schoolchildren-spee_n_276544.html"&gt;here. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5313058456618499083?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5313058456618499083/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5313058456618499083' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5313058456618499083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5313058456618499083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/09/so-what-else-is-new.html' title='so, what else is new?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SqAyNRq8SLI/AAAAAAAAAJo/pq3Ns7-RM3Y/s72-c/obamaschoolkids.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2602898584723483864</id><published>2009-08-31T13:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-31T13:59:56.294-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='you offend me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='non-news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='liar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cluster Fox'/><title type='text'>Dick, you offend the hell out of me</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Spw3KDIIdFI/AAAAAAAAAJg/7C6fWmXZVcQ/s1600-h/badnews3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 255px; height: 285px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Spw3KDIIdFI/AAAAAAAAAJg/7C6fWmXZVcQ/s400/badnews3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376232700951163986" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;The marble bust is cracking.  And the truth will come out.  Course, not, if you watch Cluster Fox anti-news, which would make it lies that get a 24 hour voice.  I am beginning to think Rupert Murdoch made the ultimate deal with the devil. And Cheney was along as his sidekick. No joke. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Partisan torture probe?? Partisan?  If only. IF only.  Mr. President, &lt;i&gt;please&lt;/i&gt; be partisan. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2602898584723483864?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2602898584723483864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2602898584723483864' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2602898584723483864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2602898584723483864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/dick-you-offend-hell-out-of-me.html' title='Dick, you offend the hell out of me'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Spw3KDIIdFI/AAAAAAAAAJg/7C6fWmXZVcQ/s72-c/badnews3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4439620868151806278</id><published>2009-08-28T14:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-29T11:17:40.333-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huckabee is an idiot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bottomless pit of idiocracy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defying all logic'/><title type='text'>the bottomless pit of idiocracy</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  ;font-family:'American Typewriter';font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;h1 style="margin-top: 17px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 23px/normal Geogia, 'Times New Roman'; color: rgb(0, 136, 195); "&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/28/huckabee-kennedy-would-ha_n_271605.html"&gt;"Huckabee: Kennedy Would Have Been Urged To Die Earlier Under ObamaCare"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Huckabee himself says "it defies all logic". &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dude, you took the words right outta my mouth. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4439620868151806278?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4439620868151806278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4439620868151806278' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4439620868151806278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4439620868151806278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/bottomless-pit-of-idiocracy.html' title='the bottomless pit of idiocracy'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6886775161550547705</id><published>2009-08-27T12:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-27T12:44:42.316-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Los Angeles Times'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Its about why we voted for you'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='to President Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='an open letter from Anne Lamott'/><title type='text'>An open letter to President Obama from Anne Lamott</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; "&gt;&lt;div&gt;An open letter I stumbled upon, published in the &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/opinionla/la-oe-lamott27-2009aug27,0,3964497.story?track=newslettertext"&gt;Los Angeles Times&lt;/a&gt; today. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;"I am afraid there has been a misunderstanding since that election in 2008, during which 66,882,230 Americans cast their votes for you. Perhaps one of your trusted advisors has given you bum information. Maybe they told you that we voted for you -- walked, marched, prayed, fund-raised and knocked on doors for you -- because we hoped you would try to reunite the country. Of the total votes cast that long-ago November day, I'm guessing that about 1,575 people wanted you to try to reconcile the toxic bipartisanship that culminated in those Sarah Palin rallies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other 66,880,655 of us wanted universal healthcare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You inherited a country that was in the most desperate shape since the Civil War, or the Depression, and we voted for you to heal the catastrophic wounds Bush inflicted on our country and our world. You said that you were up to that challenge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We did not vote for you to see if you could get Chuck Grassley or Michael Enzi to date you. The spectacle of you wooing them fills us with horror and even disgust. We recoil as from hot flame at each mention of your new friends. Believe me, I know exactly how painful this can be, how reminiscent of 7th-grade yearning to be popular, because I went through it myself this summer. I did not lower my bar quite as low as you have, but I was sitting on the couch one afternoon, thinking that this adorable guy and I were totally on the same sheet of music -- he had given me absolutely every indication that we were -- and were moving into the kissing stage. Out of nowhere, I thought to ask him if he liked me in the same way I liked him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said, in so many words, no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Mr. President, that is what the Republicans are saying to you: They are just not that into you, sir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This may have thrown you for such a loop that you have forgotten why you were elected -- which was to lead your people back to the promises of our founding parents. Many of us no longer recognized our country after eight years of Bush and Cheney, and you gave us your word that you would help restore the great headway we had made on matters of race, equality and plain old social justice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People, get ready, you said; there's a train a 'coming. And we did get ready. We hit the streets. We roared, whispered, cried, whooped and went door to door, convinced that even if Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had not specifically dreamed of you, his dream of justice and equality and pride might come into being through your vision, your greatness, through the hope that your words gave us, through the change you promised.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He dreamed of a leader like you. Just like you. And something in the deepest part of this country's soul heard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After eight years of Bush, and then the Palin nomination, we were battered and anguished and punch-drunk. But in rallying behind you, we came back to life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We did not know exactly how you would proceed to restore our beloved Constitution. It seemed beyond redemption, like my kitchen floor did briefly last week after my dog, Bodhi, accidentally ate 24 corn bread muffins. You said you would push back your sleeves and begin, that it would take all of us working harder than we ever had before, but that you would lead. While acknowledging the financial and moral devastation of the last eight years, you said you would start by giving your people healthcare. You would do battle with the conservatives and insurance companies. You said in your beautiful way many times that this was the overarching moral and spiritual issue of our times, and we understood this to mean that you took this to be your Selma, your Little Rock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate to sound like a betrayed 7-year-old, but you said. And we believed you. Now you seem to have abandoned the dream. That is why moderates and liberals and progressives like myself all seem a little tense this summer. It is time to call your spirit back. We will be here to help when you get back from vacation. We want to help you get over the disappointment of Mr. Grassley's cold shoulder, of Mr. Enzi blowing you off, even that nice Olympia Snowe standing you up. We can and will take to the streets again, march and hold peaceful rallies, go door to door, donate to any causes that will help get out the truth of what a public option would mean. But we need you to shake off the dust of the journey and remember the promises of Dr. King, and we need you to lead us toward what is no longer so distant a shore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do it for Teddy Kennedy, boss. Do it for the other Kennedys too, for Dr. King, for Big Mama, for the poorest &lt;b style="font-weight: 700; "&gt;&lt;/b&gt;kids you met on the trail, the kids who go to emergency rooms for their healthcare, do it for their mothers and for Michelle. Just do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Trusting you, Mr. Obama&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anne Lamott "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6886775161550547705?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6886775161550547705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6886775161550547705' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6886775161550547705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6886775161550547705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-president-obama-from.html' title='An open letter to President Obama from Anne Lamott'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1305250953729995500</id><published>2009-08-26T12:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T14:58:04.139-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sen. Ted Kennedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Health care reform'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gang of Six'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bob Cesca'/><title type='text'>Its time to grab the bull by the horns.......in honor of Ted Kennedy</title><content type='html'>Will the untimely death of Senator Edward Kennedy maybe possibly bring the democrats to their senses? &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It bloody well better. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pass a bill, pass a bill with a strong public option - grab your balls and do it.  Talking to you Grassley you lying sack of.....you know what. And Baucus. You lamer than lame corrupt wanna-be Tony Soprano. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Otherwise, wrath of God time. And Senator Kennedy is up there now.   And he will throw bolts of lightening up your asses. Yeah, you too,  Sen. McCain. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/healthcare-reform-named-a_b_269690.html"&gt;Bob Cesca&lt;/a&gt; explains it in a bit more detail why this will happen if we don´t do whats right. Well, actually, the Gang of Six have to get it right.  Reminds me of the Gang of Four back in Mao's time. Any connection? Probably not, the gang of four were a helluva a lot smarter. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On a more somber note (yes, I can be somber, especially since I just saw this on the history channel) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Martin Luther King Jr was shot April 4th, 1968&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Robert Kennedy was shot two months later, June 6th, 1968. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Edward Kennedy died today. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;They all fought for what's &lt;i&gt;right.  &lt;/i&gt;Haven´t we learned anything over the past forty years?  The right thing now is every persons right in one of the richest nations in the world to affordable health care.   Insuring cars is mandatory. Do we value our cars more?  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1305250953729995500?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1305250953729995500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1305250953729995500' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1305250953729995500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1305250953729995500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/its-time-to-grab-bull-by-hornsin-honor.html' title='Its time to grab the bull by the horns.......in honor of Ted Kennedy'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2074492436644565116</id><published>2009-08-25T13:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T14:33:57.833-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NPR Fresh Air'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Health care reform'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TR Ried'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='France is #1'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life expectancy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health care in other industrialized countries'/><title type='text'>NPR Fresh Air - yes, its about health care. TR Ried gives his views.</title><content type='html'>An interview worth listening to. Yes, its about the all-encompassing topic of health care currently running amuck, drowning out all the other news that goes on regardless if we manage to get our shit together on this or not. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In my opinion, we need to get our shit together and pass a health care reform bill that has the public option. And lots of other stuff as well.   Its the moral obligation of every government, to insure its citizens have access to decent affordable health care (I sound like a commercial, don´t I?) But its true. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Think about it:   if, as some seem to think, like &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204251404574342170072865070.html"&gt;John Mackey&lt;/a&gt;,  CEO from Whole Foods (please boycott Whole Foods) that its not everyone´s right to health care, only those who have the good luck to be able to afford it, then we are all screwed. You know why? Because a country cannot function, if a high percentage of the population is either sick, or too poor to afford to go the the doctors, or too ignorant to know to know what preventive measures to take to not actually get sick.  No people to work, no products, no income, no spending, no people paying taxes, no nothing.   So, anyone who tells you its not the government's responsibility, is full of shit.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;This is not about government take-over, as some would have you believe. No, its about having health. And care. So that you are capable of making informed decisions.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;TR Ried, an American journalist and author who has lived in various countries in the world, explains how other countries do it.  France, Great Britain, Germany, Japan.  In quite simple understandable terms. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And as Mr. Ried succinctly puts it - socialism (which is the new loaded word - you know - during the cold war, it was communism, now, in the dissolving brain era, its "socialism")  is not a four letter word. Actually, Mr. Ried didn´t say it exactly like that. But I am.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Listen to his interview. Its great. Insightful. And puts things into perspective.  We really need health care reform. We can do it.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112172939"&gt;T.R. Reid: Looking Overseas For 'Healing Of America'&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2074492436644565116?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2074492436644565116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2074492436644565116' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2074492436644565116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2074492436644565116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/npr-fresh-air-yes-its-about-health-care.html' title='NPR Fresh Air - yes, its about health care. TR Ried gives his views.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7629737689398233241</id><published>2009-08-21T06:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T03:15:05.260-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Gun Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wrong to bear arms'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf moment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Daily Show'/><title type='text'>a wtf moment</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/So6nHoGgAGI/AAAAAAAAAJY/3iawtKAar7c/s1600-h/GunshowJS.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 326px; height: 249px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/So6nHoGgAGI/AAAAAAAAAJY/3iawtKAar7c/s400/GunshowJS.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372415154965184610" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;why are people allowed to carry assault weapons to rallies?  Now, if that isn´t a wtf moment, then I don´t know what is.  And this was a rally where the President of the United States was visiting.  How many presidents were assassinated in the US?  Four sitting presidents. How many attempts? thirteen.  Any other countries come close? no. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/So6nAxfQ1wI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/jnZ2GSJYqgQ/s1600-h/GunshowJS1.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 317px; height: 250px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/So6nAxfQ1wI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/jnZ2GSJYqgQ/s400/GunshowJS1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372415037225883394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;at a Bush rally, back in 2004, Independence Day, a couple by the name of Jeffrey and Nicole Rank, appeared at said rally wearing home-made anti-Bush t-shirts. No weapons. Just words. They refused to take the t-shirts off.  They were arrested. Now, I can understand why words made Bush break out in a cold sweat, but this is absolutely ridiculous. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/So6m1z6SorI/AAAAAAAAAJI/VSX1826Njfg/s1600-h/GunshowJS2.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/So6m1z6SorI/AAAAAAAAAJI/VSX1826Njfg/s400/GunshowJS2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372414848897557170" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;How does this match up?  What does this say about our society?  I say its absolute bullshit - this right to bear arms. To do what? Blow your neighbor to kingdom come? To shoot a 7 year-old tricker treater you mistake for a burglar? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I can see when it made sense when you were living out in the middle of no where, like 100 years ago,  no law enforcement within a days ride or something. But now?  We don´t need guns. Thats why we have the police.   Normal people (ok, make that crazy people) do not need guns.  Nor should they have guns.  This so-called "right" is completely outdated,  and just idiotic. We don´t need guns. If someone burglarizes your house, hit him over the head with a baseball bat. Or a frying pan. Why would you need a rifle?  A gun?  An automatic weapon? Why would you bring a weapon with you to a rally unless you thought you might want to use it? What for? To shoot someone who disagrees with you? For example, the President?  This is like having a camp fire near a fuse.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Seriously. I cannot believe we call ourselves a civilized society.   Look at the statistics: no where else is the private use of firearms allowed.  And nowhere else is the rate of shootings and death because of legal firearms as high as in the US. Because complete WHACKOS are legally allowed to buy them.   I can even see the point of maybe possible having a small hand weapon. But OPENLY carrying an automatic rifle to a rally in the vicinity of the President is just insane.  As the language gets rougher, so will the actions. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Man, all this is just asking for a disaster to happen. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Screen shots courtesy of the &lt;a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/246907/tue-august-18-2009-christopher-mcdougall"&gt;Daily Show, 18th August 2009&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7629737689398233241?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7629737689398233241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7629737689398233241' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7629737689398233241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7629737689398233241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/wtf-moment.html' title='a wtf moment'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/So6nHoGgAGI/AAAAAAAAAJY/3iawtKAar7c/s72-c/GunshowJS.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2665471890404285474</id><published>2009-08-19T07:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T13:25:45.001-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dingbatwhat?blish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='talking to a table'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barney Frank'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history makes some peoples heads explode'/><title type='text'>Its been said that too much history makes some people's heads explode....</title><content type='html'>Barney Frank, you are my hero. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And a remark to the woman with the Obama is Hitler placard:  you are a moron. Hitler was a non-smoker and promoted aggressive anti-smoking campaigns throughout Germany.  Obama smokes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nuff said. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nYlZiWK2Iy8&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nYlZiWK2Iy8&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2665471890404285474?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2665471890404285474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2665471890404285474' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2665471890404285474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2665471890404285474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/its-been-said-that-too-much-history.html' title='Its been said that too much history makes some people&apos;s heads explode....'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7480224041743373942</id><published>2009-08-18T08:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T12:26:26.007-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama in Montana'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Its time to say no to the No-ers.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Daily Show'/><title type='text'>Time to throw the "guide to good manners"  manual into the trash.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SovVpN9jqfI/AAAAAAAAAIo/F4JvsTdTjAE/s1600-h/trash.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SovVpN9jqfI/AAAAAAAAAIo/F4JvsTdTjAE/s400/trash.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371621884668652018" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ok. I was going to rant and rave - but a somewhat heartening headline I just caught in the NY Times made me change my mind:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/19/health/policy/19repubs.html?_r=1&amp;amp;th&amp;amp;emc=th"&gt;Democrats seem set to go it alone on a Health Bill&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;(and because I actually do read the articles.......well, most of them)  here's what it goes on to say:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;"Given hardening Republican opposition to Congressional health care proposals, Democrats now say they see little chance of the minority’s cooperation in approving any overhaul, and are increasingly focused on drawing support for a final plan from within their own ranks."&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Um, they only just noticed now? After weeks of, shall we say, intense opposition,  the democrats always kept their decorum.  Always polite and willing to try the bipartisan schtick. Meanwhile, the Republicans were laughing their asses off, clearly not intending, for even a second, to endorse anything. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Therefore, I say, &lt;i&gt;enough&lt;/i&gt; of  if-you-practice-good-manners-people-will-be-nice-to-you-and-listen.  Because they aren´t listening.  Nor are they nice. Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed - in the headline - "the &lt;b&gt;minority's&lt;/b&gt; cooperation"........that must mean....oops.......you guys have the &lt;i&gt;majority&lt;/i&gt;.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Me? I say its time for the gloves to come &lt;i&gt;off&lt;/i&gt;.   Its time to place the punch where it counts against these greedy, lying, conniving, self-righteous, hypocritical, racist bastards.   And I am not talking about the poor schmucks who fall for these glcshrb forces (personally, either they are from another planet or I am, because honestly, there aren´t even &lt;i&gt;words&lt;/i&gt; in any language to describe these cretins. ) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Take, for example, the lovely words  "ludicrous" or "outrageous". Do these terms do justice to the concocted piece of bull Palin put out there? "Death Panel"? And all those other absurdities, infused  into the herd via Fox drip,  Limbaugh drip,  the so-far-right-wing-they-must-have-fallen-off-some-cliff-and-broken-their-brains conservative drips?  "Birthers" ?  "Deathers" ?  "Tea baggers"? (very unfortunate choice there, which proves my point - they speak dingbatwhat?blish) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Next, the "flaters" will rise from the swamp of insanity, stating with a smug certainty, the world is really flat, and Obama is only propagating roundness because his name starts with an "O".  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;So - yeah -  a loud firm YES WE WILL to the glcshrbs (pronouced: glish-herbs),  who don´t know the meaning of the word "reason". Otherwise, this country is going to end up in the dumpster. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;(ok, I did rant......just a bit).  Please enjoy your daily dish of Jon Stewart, who, I am certain, would agree with me. Possibly. 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To go swimming.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Skimming through some of the papers late last night, I started reading an &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/16/us/politics/16emanuel.html?_r=2&amp;amp;pagewanted=2&amp;amp;hp&amp;amp;adxnnlx=1250396214-E4frifzylzgfFcsWyaWIHA"&gt;article on Rahm Emanuel. &lt;/a&gt; Quite a fascinating figure and since he uses swear words a lot, I feel a bond. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Besides an interesting read, it was this paragraph which stuck with me, in particular: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;"Mr. Emanuel, 49, starts his day shortly after 5 a.m., when he swims at the Y.M.C.A. and then hits the House gymnasium to pick up intelligence from colleagues from his days in Congress. At 7:30 a.m., he gathers top White House officials in his office and meets the full senior staff in the Roosevelt Room at 8:15 a.m. He then sees the president alone in the Oval Office for 10 minutes, a private session repeated at the end of each day."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Holy &lt;i&gt;insert expletive here !&lt;/i&gt;  5AM? To go swimming? And &lt;i&gt;then&lt;/i&gt; to the gym? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Right,  note to myself: must try harder.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Moving on:  So Rahm Emanuel, as we all know, is the White House Chief of Staff.  And of course, I looked up what a chief of staff actually does. I mean, its kind of self-explanatory but still vague enough to warrant a more detailed job description: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;"The White House Chief of Staff is the highest-ranking member of the Executive Office of the President of the United States and a senior aide to the President, often dubbed “The Second-Most Powerful Man in Washington”.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The duties of the White House Chief of Staff vary greatly from one administration to another. However, he is responsible for overseeing the actions of the White House staff, managing the President’s schedule, and deciding who is allowed to meet with the President. "&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;So, this chief of staff is "more chief than staff"  and "as the principal author of Mr. Obama’s do-everything-at-once strategy",  seems to be involved in pretty much everything that goes on. Like EVERYTHING.  Which leads me to a &lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0809/26173.html"&gt;second  article&lt;/a&gt;, which, in a nutshell, discusses Mr. Emanuel's role in the Middle East Peace process and how Israel views America in general. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;The Israelis see Emanuel as their champion in this administration. Certainly due to his roots. Yet he has been increasingly subjected to criticism from not only the Far Right political wing in Israel, but also from the liberals.  Why?  Because, apparently, he is demanding more concessions from the Israelis than from the Arabs.   I guess the Israelis figure this guy is jewish, he has to be with us.  I have to commend Mr. Emanuel for doing whats right and not what the Israelis think he should do.  And him being jewish actually gives him more freedom to do so. Otherwise, he would be called an anti-semite (which, in fact, some hardliners are doing)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Now, this whole Middle East thing is, as we know, a scalding hot topic.  Me, personally, feel the Palestinians deserve their own state.  And there will never be peace unless this happens.  In my humble opinion. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;We shall see. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ok - thats why he gets up at 5AM.  Sigh of relief. Means I can relax a bit and won´t start getting up until 5.30AM, seeing as I don´t have to save the world. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The man in action reviewing the first 100 days with Katie Couric (it is only me, but she felt a bit out of her league......kinda like Little Red Riding Hood confronting the big bad-charming-only-when-absolutely-required wolf)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-gDlzhHBoFg&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-gDlzhHBoFg&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4068986644345135659?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4068986644345135659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4068986644345135659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4068986644345135659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4068986644345135659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/rahm-emanuel-gets-up-at-5am-to-go.html' title='Rahm Emanuel gets up at 5AM. To go swimming.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5791872156514798403</id><published>2009-08-16T12:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-17T03:31:20.342-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Health care reform'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama&apos;s op-ed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NY times'/><title type='text'>calm voices when talking about  "This is about America’s future"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SohrRCs8EXI/AAAAAAAAAIA/dYOW2VetLSg/s1600-h/keepcalm.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 345px; height: 350px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SohrRCs8EXI/AAAAAAAAAIA/dYOW2VetLSg/s400/keepcalm.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370660496166621554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Obama wrote an &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/16/opinion/16obama.html?pagewanted=2&amp;amp;_r=1"&gt;Op-Ed&lt;/a&gt; for the New York Times today.  A carefully worded pragmatic piece in his own singular form of passion. My ears are buzzing, and my brain nigh on meltdown with all the elephant-size have-you-completely-lost-your-marbles-type soundbites being megaphoned out by the paid cronies of pharma and insurance brain snatchers people, funneled through to the restless herd, ready to stampede. Its such a -&lt;i&gt;sigh&lt;/i&gt; - relief to read comments to President Obama's op-ed that chime with calm, quiet reason.   Intelligence. Hope. Hope that this is really going to be reform.  As opposed to refill thrice-used-grinds type coffee. May look like coffee, possibly have a slight smell of coffee, but as soon as you implement it ie drink it, its just hot water. You can´t please all of the people all of the time.  Not possible.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;So lets go with a bill that sincerely reflects "yes we can" ie a public option.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;I like my coffee strong.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Here a selection of some of the strong thinkers.  There were over &lt;a href="http://community.nytimes.com/comments/www.nytimes.com/2009/08/16/opinion/16obama.html"&gt;1200 comments&lt;/a&gt; made:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;"&lt;b&gt;You promised us&lt;/b&gt; that there would be universal coverage. The only way that is possible is to have, at minimum, an affordable widespread public option in competition with private insurers. Do not let Baucus and the others cave on this important component of reform.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;During the entire campaign you were able to go before the American people and state your case. And you won!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Please, Mr. President, we're counting on you to go out there again and make sure that the voice of reason is heard over all the shouting down of good sense and the very basic facts.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;America is hurting, and we need you to take the lead to make real change. FDR did it. Lydon Johnson did it. &lt;b&gt;We're counting on you.&lt;/b&gt; "&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Thank you, Mr. President. We, the quiet majority, stand behind you as you take on these megalithic insurance companies -- please don't forget that basic truth over the next few weeks or months in the bubble of Washington DC. Also, &lt;b&gt;please don't allow Senator Baucus to skewer the public option&lt;/b&gt; -- it's an essential part of the legislation."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;"&lt;b&gt;........The reasons that&lt;/b&gt; the health care bill, with the public option, may be defeated are not related to anything that is actually in the bill. those reasons are the unscrupulous, deplorable, immoral greed of the health care industry; the greed and moronic ideology of the members of Congress that take Big Health's money; and the unbelievable ignorance and malleability of an American public that could not reason its way out of a paper bag, let alone make careful decisions about a complicated issue. Re the latter, our educational system is at fault; and not only do other nations have better health care than we do, but those nations also have a more intelligent, educated populace. We will pay for our deficiencies in a 21st Century world."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;"&lt;b&gt;As a US citizen&lt;/b&gt;, a medical doctor currently living in Germany, a country where health care is universally available for its residents at affordable rates, I might have some perspectives on this debate you haven't yet run across.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What I find most astounding about our US health care system is not only how many people don’t have coverage (some 46 million, and going up). But rather, how fragile and precarious health care coverage is for so many people who think they are well insured.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;How does our US health care system compare? Let's go through some important points in the universal health care system in Germany, which I'm very familiar with:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Here in Germany you are mandated to have standard comprehensive health insurance:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;your employer pays half the monthly family premium, you pay the other half,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•you don't get rejected because of any previous condition,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•you don't pay more or less working for a large or small business,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•you don’t pay more or less if you are male or female, black or white, German or foreign born, gay or straight,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•the rates don't go up if someone in the small (or large) business gets sick,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•health insurance is not a consideration when changing jobs or careers because you take the policy with you,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•you don’t lose your policy if you get sick, if you become unemployed, or even if your employer goes out of business,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•you won’t be billed for “out of network” services in hospitals or elsewhere - these services are part of your coverage, no matter which hospital or team of doctors treats you,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•you don’t have annual, lifetime, disease-related, or disease-recurrence caps,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•you won’t be billed at 20%, 30% or more for expensive medications (“price-tiered” pharmaceuticals), because there is no "tiering", legally approved pharmaceuticals are fully covered when you need them, even if they're very expensive,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•nor will you ever go bankrupt due to unpaid and unaffordable medical bills piling up, - that simply doesn't happen – you enjoy completely comprehensive coverage.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•Also, forget expensive copays ($40/year max. for doctor visits @$10 per quarter, a few dollars per prescription, a minimal meals expense during a hospital stay.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;•Forget too the denials, the constant slog of endless 0800 calls (yours and your doctor’s) to your insurance company for requests for coverage or adjustments, wasting huge amounts of people's time, energy, and productive capacity every business day - this doesn't happen in Germany, because this is a comprehensive coverage system (which is an important reason why it's so efficient).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I might add that Germany is a democratic country with a freely elected government; its residents are free people – this is not "Russia". In fact, this is the country with long stretches of Autobahn without speed limits, right? (Here, it’s your responsibility to drive safely, and most do.) People here freely change jobs, careers, and locations without any regard for health insurance, and they are free of the fear of going bankrupt or losing their homes or life’s savings if they were to get seriously ill, because their comprehensive insurance protects them from that!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Germany and its residents are not going broke paying for this, either. On the contrary, this fair, efficiently run health care system costs roughly a third less per person that the US system - that's right, about 1/3 less per capita – despite (or because?) everyone being on board and receiving comprehensive health care.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That figure doesn’t come from rationing, long waits to see a doctor, or long waiting lists to get an operation, either - that doesn’t happen here. What that figure does reflect, however, is just how much waste, duplication, and gouging of consumers must be taking place in the US health care system every day.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My point in describing the German health care system is not to encourage you all to move to Germany, but to prove to you, that for one-third less money than you currently already spend, you should be getting comprehensive, universal health care, like every resident of Germany does (yes, including all immigrants!). But you're not.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;May I humbly suggest:&lt;b&gt; advocate, and work with your friends and neighbors for health care reform now, absolutely including a strong public plan, which is the lynchpin for any meaningful reform.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't let the lobbyists, their surrogates on TV, or their gun-toting mobs and pre-organized advocates at town hall meetings, scare you, confuse you, or drown out your voices yet again.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is time to face up to this national challenge as adults, and finally join the peoples of the 17 (seventeen!) other advanced democracies (not "Russia", but, yes indeed, Germany, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Norway, Australia, Japan, S. Korea and even Taiwan!) around the world, who already enjoy the benefits of universal, comprehensive, and affordable health care.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We absolutely can grab this bull by the horns, and get this job done this year!!!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5791872156514798403?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5791872156514798403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5791872156514798403' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5791872156514798403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5791872156514798403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/calm-voices-when-talking-about-this-is.html' title='calm voices when talking about  &quot;This is about America’s future&quot;'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SohrRCs8EXI/AAAAAAAAAIA/dYOW2VetLSg/s72-c/keepcalm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7442953243778339692</id><published>2009-08-14T06:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T10:49:31.997-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Common sense'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Benson'/><title type='text'>Back to school soon........</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SoVnqgTI0HI/AAAAAAAAAXU/WmPADwqxOss/s1600-h/090813_ed.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SoVnqgTI0HI/AAAAAAAAAXU/WmPADwqxOss/s400/090813_ed.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369812110631555186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Science is always making wonderful improvement on things......I wonder when it will start taking effect.  I assume they &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;are&lt;/span&gt; working on a vaccine that stops the obliteration of the common sense gene.......no?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other words, we´ve got way more to worry about than Swine flu.  Its more like the invasion of the brain snatchers. They may be in the minority, but they sure as hell are making a lot of noise.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I have a whacky suggestion to make: how about we educate to prevent a lot of the health care problems we face? You know, like, eating less?  Reading more? Watching less garbage TV? Or, at the very least, removing all the batteries from the remote controls.  I know, totally revolutionary ideas. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don´t thank me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;this cartoon - courtesy of  &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Benson_%28cartoonist%29"&gt;Steve Benson&lt;/a&gt; - and seen on &lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2112318/fr/nl/"&gt;Slate&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7442953243778339692?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7442953243778339692/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7442953243778339692' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7442953243778339692'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7442953243778339692'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/back-to-school-soon.html' title='Back to school soon........'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SoVnqgTI0HI/AAAAAAAAAXU/WmPADwqxOss/s72-c/090813_ed.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4618255960243040213</id><published>2009-08-14T03:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.367-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid people'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glenn Beck is a douche'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>Using stupid people to scare other stupid people</title><content type='html'>"The hole they stitched up in Glenn Beck´s ass hasn´t healed enough for him to stop talking out of it"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glenn Beck is the classic fat kid who was bullied during recess. And now he is on the permanent revenge tour. Did he ever see "Woodcock"? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com'&gt;The Daily Show With Jon Stewart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'&gt;Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-august-13-2009/glenn-beck-s-operation'&gt;Glenn Beck's Operation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'&gt;www.thedailyshow.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'&gt;&lt;embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:240989' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'&gt;&lt;table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'&gt;&lt;tr valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes'&gt;Daily Show&lt;br/&gt; Full Episodes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'&gt;Political Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-july-28-2009/spinal-tap-extended-performance'&gt;Spinal Tap Performance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4618255960243040213?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4618255960243040213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4618255960243040213' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4618255960243040213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4618255960243040213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/using-stupid-people-to-scare-other.html' title='Using stupid people to scare other stupid people'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5586317270044546939</id><published>2009-08-13T08:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.367-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Live Feed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Town Hall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politcs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Daily Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the crazies'/><title type='text'>See, I told you to have a live feed to Jon Stewart</title><content type='html'>Ok - the week's crazy in 6 min 35 seconds: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- we got armed civilians at the Presidential Town Hall on offer&lt;br /&gt;- we got "Obama winks"&lt;br /&gt;- hey, even kids were allowed to ask questions (what is this country coming to??)&lt;br /&gt;- our most gifted orator kinda talks himself into a corner&lt;br /&gt;- Fox news will only cut live to meeting if there is yelling&lt;br /&gt;- and all the people who lost their shit at their town halls got to show their mugs on Fox news as experts on health care&lt;br /&gt;- and yes, the world is flat 'cause some of the fringe is seriously going full speed toward the edge. And wants to take down the rest of us with them.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com'&gt;The Daily Show With Jon Stewart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'&gt;Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-august-12-2009/pr'&gt;PR&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'&gt;&lt;td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; 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Full Episodes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'&gt;Political Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-july-28-2009/spinal-tap-extended-performance'&gt;Spinal Tap Performance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5586317270044546939?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5586317270044546939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5586317270044546939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5586317270044546939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5586317270044546939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/see-i-told-you-to-have-live-feed-to-jon.html' title='See, I told you to have a live feed to Jon Stewart'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2323034711138635442</id><published>2009-08-01T07:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.368-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phantasmata'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whackodoodle questions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insane'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Deathers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supermarket'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama Zen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mind-reading'/><title type='text'>Mind-reading Obama - "yes, I can.....keep a straight face while listening to completely insane questions"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I wonder what Obama really thought during his health care Q&amp;amp;A sessions, while listening to the Phantasmata and generally mentally feeble folk.&lt;br /&gt;(Instructions: please read the "lets-scare-the-elderly-folks-by-making-up-ludicrous-allegations-rightwing-whackjob-induced" questions on red banner within screen shot - POTUS zen below)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqcCKcxMI/AAAAAAAAAUk/19ie1nRa0E0/s1600-h/DScomix1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqcCKcxMI/AAAAAAAAAUk/19ie1nRa0E0/s320/DScomix1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365100454698861762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"ok, I can do this. Yes, I can."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqVugc9dI/AAAAAAAAAUc/ovyW2VcZ3FE/s1600-h/DScomix2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqVugc9dI/AAAAAAAAAUc/ovyW2VcZ3FE/s320/DScomix2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365100346343224786" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"am I in the right supermarket?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqORYUoJI/AAAAAAAAAUU/qKjDqhzKCpU/s1600-h/DScomix3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqORYUoJI/AAAAAAAAAUU/qKjDqhzKCpU/s320/DScomix3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365100218265411730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Is Hillary here? Maybe she can take this question......"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;next question: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqHBB5ZCI/AAAAAAAAAUM/4hZVja-olBw/s1600-h/dscomix4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqHBB5ZCI/AAAAAAAAAUM/4hZVja-olBw/s320/dscomix4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365100093617300514" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;"I &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;can&lt;/span&gt; do this."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqASHp49I/AAAAAAAAAUE/EpK5RR1Mk6E/s1600-h/dscomix5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqASHp49I/AAAAAAAAAUE/EpK5RR1Mk6E/s320/dscomix5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365099977945768914" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"when's that beer summit?......&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSp1Sle4nI/AAAAAAAAAT8/3PDGDar-8LU/s1600-h/dscomix6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSp1Sle4nI/AAAAAAAAAT8/3PDGDar-8LU/s320/dscomix6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365099789092315762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Really? You heard that? Have you heard about our cash for clunkers program? "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSpmGlEi5I/AAAAAAAAAT0/8Fqugvm-lzk/s1600-h/dscomix7.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 244px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSpmGlEi5I/AAAAAAAAAT0/8Fqugvm-lzk/s320/dscomix7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365099528171326354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"damn. I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;should&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; have said that. But I didn´t. Jon is going to be upset. "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;for entire epidose:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/239876/thu-july-30-2009-judd-apatow"&gt;The Daily Show July 30th, 2009&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;PS: President Obama: I have a simple question....non-health care related: how were you able to keep a straight face? May I suggest having a live feed to Jon Stewart at your next townhall Q&amp;amp;A? He always has real good answers. Not that you don´t......but well, sometimes, maybe, you should be a bit more emphatic? Dunno.....just a suggestion. Or get Rahm Emanuel out there. Then everyone can blame him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2323034711138635442?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2323034711138635442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2323034711138635442' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2323034711138635442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2323034711138635442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/08/mind-reading-obama-i-cankeep-straight.html' title='Mind-reading Obama - &amp;quot;yes, I can.....keep a straight face while listening to completely insane questions&amp;quot;'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SnSqcCKcxMI/AAAAAAAAAUk/19ie1nRa0E0/s72-c/DScomix1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1382682255776221227</id><published>2009-07-29T05:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.368-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wolf Blitzer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Capitalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CNN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politcs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oh what controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bill Maher'/><title type='text'>Bill blitzes Blitzer, which is basically a no contest</title><content type='html'>Bill Maher is fearless. Discusses, or rather states his opinion on Palin, Gates Arrest, Capitalism, health care reform on CNN with Wolf not-such-a blitz Blitzer (he looks very uncomfortable - like a rabbit caught in the headlights)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="505" width="640"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/3auklym7XIE&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/3auklym7XIE&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="505" width="640"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WB: "You think she (Palin) has a future, nationally, as a presidential candidate?"&lt;br /&gt;BM: "I don´t know about presidential candidate, but I wouldn´t put anything past this stupid country"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;enter: flood of outraged emails.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keep watching. Its worth it. As always.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Update: Unfortunately, this video excerpt has been pulled.  Maybe because it makes Blitzer look stupid? August 2nd, 2009.  Although, really, we didn´t need any more evidence.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1382682255776221227?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1382682255776221227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1382682255776221227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1382682255776221227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1382682255776221227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/bill-blitzes-blitzer-which-is-basically.html' title='Bill blitzes Blitzer, which is basically a no contest'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7514971462468526840</id><published>2009-07-25T07:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.368-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thrust of the sword'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sideshow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insurgence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Charlie Wilson&apos;s War'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Afghanistan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Understanding Afghanistan for dummies'/><title type='text'>Afghanistan. Shakespearean Drama on a loop</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SmtMSHOlhaI/AAAAAAAAARc/VqO856bQi-Y/s1600-h/call_02-8_afghanmap.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SmtMSHOlhaI/AAAAAAAAARc/VqO856bQi-Y/s320/call_02-8_afghanmap.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362463655376291234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Before your eyes glaze over - keep reading.  I know its weekend and I should come with a light frothy topic, but well, this Afghanistan/Pakistan thing is quite fascinating. I mean, I will or rather am in the midst of wading through the swamps of information, complications, twisted &amp;amp; intertwined relationships, corruption, deceit, double-standards, double-agents thing of a past and present state of this region.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It has all the makings of a  Shakespearean drama. Its kind of like Richard II, Macbeth and Hamlet morphed into this one huge uber-complicated thing, with names you can´t pronounce, let alone remember the looooong list of characters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I am doing a sort of "Understanding Afghanistan for dummies".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Part I: What is going on in Afghanistan? Why are we there again? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is a proliferation of forces in Afghanistan going to achieve that goal?  Like......what goal is it exactly?  Erasing the bad Taliban? Capturing Bin Laden? Democratizing Afghanistan?  I don´t think anyone really even knows what the "mission" is......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to tie in to &lt;a href="http://tatianalensky.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-worries-me.html"&gt;my post yesterday&lt;/a&gt;, where I just threw out a statement " we should get the hell out of there",  here my attempt to explain why I think we should.&lt;br /&gt;(Various articles, podcasts and reports that I´ve read are posted at the end of this blog.  )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its my belief that wars in general are &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; such a great idea.   But well, they happen , because some crazy fanatics, have in the past, wanted to rule the world.  So, yes, engagement has been necessary to ultimately stop the madness, injustice, death, destruction ie hell on earth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, in the case of Afghanistan........why did we go there in the first place?  Well, 9/11 happened.  And Afghanistan was the breeding ground for those responsible.  At the very least, the country harboring the terrorists along with its leader, OBL. So, understandably, we had to go in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gwynnedyer.com/"&gt;Gywnne Dyer&lt;/a&gt;, Canadian historian and columnist had this to say:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"The Americans were lured into Afghanistan by 9/11 attack&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;These tactics are taught at every military academy - you sucker the enemy into doing something you want them to do.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;(ok, that definitely sounds like Macbeth)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;George Tennet - head of CIA at that time (9/11) was the only sensible head at that time - he said, no, lets not invade. We will bring down the Taliban without invading. Kabul fell Nov. 2001. Fewer than 1000 Americans were on the ground. The Regime was brought down without invading. It was all done before the Pentagon got its act together. &lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, when the Pentagon got its "act" together, Iraq was the goal and focus of funds and troops. Afghanistan turned into a kind of sideshow. An afterthought. Even though OBL and Al Qaeda were hiding out there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok. So - the seemingly never-ending problem in Afghanistan has been this:&lt;br /&gt;Combat forces come in, conquer but then are unable to follow up with the securing and holding of won territory.  So they withdraw again.  Now, the reasons why they withdraw again are many and varying.  And its not the first time this has happened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back in the late 80`s - the &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062/"&gt;Charlie Wilson´s War&lt;/a&gt; era (a movie I highly recommend watching, giving a fly-on-the-wall insight as to how our government works  besides shedding light on why the rise of the Taliban)  - it was due to lack of interest on the US  side to re-build a country, whose almost non-existent infrastructure prior to the Soviet invasion, was, after their retreat, totally obliterated.  So the civilian population was left alone.  Abandoned.   The Afghanis fighting with American-financed weapons came back to their villages, finding everything destroyed, with no prospects.  So fertile ground for the breeding of a fanatical terrorist doctrine.  Enter OBL and AL Qaeda. 9/11 happens.  And in essence, its been the same cycle, on a loop.  Just the name of the protagonists change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eight years down the line, no OBL in sight.  Taliban still all over the place, controlling large areas in both Afghanistan and Pakistan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, focus&amp;amp;funds have shifted from Iraq (WMD anyone?) and more forces are in Afghanistan. An insurgence  of allied troops - &lt;a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/7/8/132529/0544"&gt;Thrust of the Sword&lt;/a&gt; - as its called and commenced July 2nd, 2009.   The fighting against the Taliban-held areas has intensified.  Sadly, the casualties have risen as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its a country with impossibly rugged terrain. So the geography is a  factor, in my opinion, a huge factor. Wars cannot be waged there in the conventional high-tech way modern warfare is associated with.  I think we learned that in Vietnam.  Hitler learned that in Russia and former Yugoslavia trying to crush the Partisans back in WWII.  And the former Soviet Union's invasion in Afghanistan ultimately weakened that empire to the extent that, shortly after its retreat, it broke apart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some experts estimate that  approx. 400,000 to 600,000 security forces are/will be needed to maintain stability in Afghanistan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently, there are a total of 230,000 forces combined (NATO and Afghan National security and police).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That brings up the question: what to do?  Send even more troops? How to finance?  Is it even possible to finance during this economic crisis?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What I think would make more sense is to subsidize the Afghan National security forces.  (The country itself is extremely poor, no rich oil reserves, like Iraq, therefore &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;does &lt;/span&gt;need foreign resources)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From what I´ve been hearing and reading,  supporting local forces with training and weapons would cost a lot less.  And ultimately, hopefully, bring long-term peace and stability for this country that has been under siege for the past 30 years.  These locals in the National Security forces know the terrain much better and have a much larger degree of public support.  Makes sense, no?  Who would you trust more?  Some guy who doesn´t speak your language dressed in combat gear or a countryman who understands you and your culture?  Even with the best of intentions we may have, its the continued help of the local army that has been crucial to any form of success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, thats why I think we should re-examine this and get the hell out of there.  Maybe thats Obama´s objective. To be honest, I don´t know.  And it seems to me nobody really does, as its such a mess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the US and Europe, with so many people struggling to either keep their jobs, find a job, worry about heath care (ok, only the US has to worry about that), paying the bills, just getting by day after day,  what goes on thousands of miles away doesn´t generate much interest. Unless your son is fighting there.  And I honestly do pray for everyone there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's an analogy:   a pot of stew left, well, stewing,  on the stove and you go out to do something else. Eventually, it will boil over.  Or go up in flames.  Or whatever.  The Afghan people need to do the cooking themselves.  Lets teach them how to run their own kitchen.   And watch the pot.  Personally, I don´t think we need 40,000+ combat troops to do that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it should concern us and interest us what&amp;amp;why goes on around the world.  In some way, seemingly unrelated events will always affect us.  It already has. The costs these wars have incurred are affecting us now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See budget deficit (um, yeah, blank checks for Iraq sure helped)&lt;br /&gt;See debate on health care (see above. "Can´t afford it"? yeah, thats why)&lt;br /&gt;See economic meltdown (see above)&lt;br /&gt;See war on terror (should read: private contractors raking in millions with fear-mongering)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to end on another comment Gywnne Dyer made:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"If you are doing the wrong thing, do you think more of it is going to work? Stop digging. Its not what we think we are doing there, its what the occupied nation thinks we are doing there that counts.  All our technology allows us to kill more people. Problem with that is it tends to annoy the relatives."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links to related articles and podcasts:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/opinion/s_619184.html"&gt;http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/opinion/s_619184.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displaystory.cfm?story_id=13980912"&gt;http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displaystory.cfm?story_id=13980912&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.economist.com/search/search.cfm?rv=2&amp;amp;qr=the+surge+in+Afghanistan&amp;amp;area=1&amp;amp;x=15&amp;amp;y=10"&gt;http://www.economist.com/search/search.cfm?rv=2&amp;amp;qr=the+surge+in+Afghanistan&amp;amp;area=1&amp;amp;x=15&amp;amp;y=10&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/11/taliban-tactics-analysis"&gt;http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/11/taliban-tactics-analysis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dancarlin.com/disp.php/hharchive#Show-25---The-Dyer-Outlook"&gt;http://www.dancarlin.com/disp.php/hharchive#Show-25---The-Dyer-Outlook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Afghanistan_%282001%E2%80%93present%29"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Afghanistan_(2001%E2%80%93present)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/8035691.stm"&gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/8035691.stm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/06/AR2009040602931.html?wpisrc=newsletter&amp;amp;wpisrc=newsletter"&gt;http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/06/AR2009040602931.html?wpisrc=newsletter&amp;amp;wpisrc=newsletter"&gt;/06/AR2009040602931.html?wpisrc=newsletter&amp;amp;wpisrc=newsletter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thenews.com.pk/print1.asp?id=170706"&gt;http://www.thenews.com.pk/print1.asp?id=170706&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://pakobserver.net/200904/06/Articles01.asp"&gt;http://pakobserver.net/200904/06/Articles01.asp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7514971462468526840?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7514971462468526840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7514971462468526840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7514971462468526840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7514971462468526840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/afghanistan-shakespearean-drama-on-loop.html' title='Afghanistan. Shakespearean Drama on a loop'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SmtMSHOlhaI/AAAAAAAAARc/VqO856bQi-Y/s72-c/call_02-8_afghanmap.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3569437160516295418</id><published>2009-07-24T03:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.368-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mitch McConnell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Afghanistan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>What worries me</title><content type='html'>On &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3898804/"&gt;Meet the Press last Sunday, June 19th&lt;/a&gt;, R-Senator Mitch McConnell said the following:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We have the finest health care system in the world"  (which means, obviously,  he is against Obama's reform efforts)  and, during the same interview, a few minutes on, he said "Obama is doing the right thing in Afghanistan"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, that worries me.  How?  Well, the first statement is so ridiculous and just beggars belief while the second statement is completely in line with all (at least to my knowledge)  Republicans believe in - war waging.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I do not automatically disagree with everything a Republican has to say, but well, most of the time, they are just plain &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;wrong&lt;/span&gt;.  And crazy.  And in the case of Afghanistan, I believe we should get the hell out of there and wish Obama would re-think the current tactics in that region.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3569437160516295418?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3569437160516295418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3569437160516295418' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3569437160516295418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3569437160516295418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-worries-me.html' title='What worries me'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1044392532770339035</id><published>2009-07-23T04:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.368-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthers are raging racists and nothing else'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reverse evolution'/><title type='text'>I have to say this</title><content type='html'>I wanted my next post to be a book review on "Chéri" which I finally read last night, and would have gone wonderfully well with my previous post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, scrolling through various sites, you know, passing the time, I just read a headline stating that &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/22/liz-cheney-defends-birthe_n_242555.html"&gt;Liz Cheney "defends" the birther movement&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;me - I have a statement prepared for these snarling-foaming-at-the-mouth-vacuum-on-default-mode morons and here is my message:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"To all you birthers/raging racists:  you are &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;idiots&lt;/span&gt;. And living proof of the evolution theory. Sadly,  evolution is working backwards on you guys.  I strongly suggest finding the nearest pond so you can dive in when you turn into  tadpoles. "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;End of message.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1044392532770339035?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1044392532770339035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1044392532770339035' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1044392532770339035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1044392532770339035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-have-to-say-this.html' title='I have to say this'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2599179752179564547</id><published>2009-07-20T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.368-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='do your best'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Seth Godin`s blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rollercoaster ride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='too long apart'/><title type='text'>everyone is trying to do their best</title><content type='html'>I subscribe to the below blog and get Seth´s newsletter everyday. He really, truly manages to write something every single day, which is a feat in itself. And a lot of it is pretty good.  The general gist of his blog targets ways how to's on marketing yourself. Mixed in easy-to-apply-follow bits of advice on how life can throw you curve balls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What I got today in my inbox kind of (mentally remove the "marketing context") applies to various situations that have happened to me and my boyfriend over the past 24 hours. And a lot of the time proceeding that. You have to know we have been apart since January 24th, 2008.  And we have gone through all the proverbial ups and downs and been on the wildest rollercoaster ride ever. Imagine him being on one ride, and me being on the other. Sometimes, we managed to meet in the middle. Often we couldn´t.  For the most part, though, we have. And have made it all the way to here.  And now,  its just within our grasp.  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;So, thats why I am re-posting Seth`s newsletter in my blog. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/"&gt;Seth Godin`s blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, everyone is always doing their best under the circumstances. As my friend Al says, there's no such thing as irrational behavior. That's because in this moment, given the perceptions someone is holding, the way they behave is in fact the only way they can behave.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Consumers don't make choices as much as they react and respond to the inputs and assumptions they have about the marketplace, their life and your brand.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;If you don't like the way someone is acting, understand you can't change his behavior, you can only change his circumstances.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This makes it really difficult to vilify the recalcitrant consumer. It's not that they're stupid, it's that you didn't explain it very well. As Zig has said, "I can understand why you're not interested. Other people who believed [insert belief here] weren't interested either. But once they discovered [insert new fact here] they were eager to try it."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Sure, people are willing to lie, break promises, willfully misunderstand, avoid responsibility and blame others. But why? They're doing it because under the circumstances, it seems like the right thing to do. As marketers, we can often change the circumstances. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;There's an infamous scene in the Godfather where a movie producer turns down a 'reasonable' request from the Don. The Godfather is stunned. How could someone turn him down?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;After the family kills the producer's prize racehorse (and puts it in his bed), the producer changes his mind. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;What changed? Before the intervention, the producer didn't understand, didn't believe, didn't fear the Godfather. So he made what he believed was the best possible decision. Afterward, his worldview was forcibly changed and he made a different decision based on different facts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Probably not a good idea to run around beheading horses, but it's a useful lesson in changing perception.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2599179752179564547?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2599179752179564547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2599179752179564547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2599179752179564547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2599179752179564547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/everyone-is-trying-to-do-their-best.html' title='everyone is trying to do their best'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2873689727378805644</id><published>2009-07-18T05:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.369-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='need to know'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Walter Cronike'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='profession of journalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politiconography'/><title type='text'>Walter Cronkite on changing ethics of Journalism</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SmSIDEqzCQI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/z9uUfedqt3o/s1600-h/WalterCronkite.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SmSIDEqzCQI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/z9uUfedqt3o/s320/WalterCronkite.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360559042851965186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;In honor of Walter Cronkite´s great body of work and everlasting legacy in Journalism and TV reporting, I wanted to post this one quote he gave when asked how he sees the evolution of journalism:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"The profession of journalism ought to be telling them (the public) what they need to know, not what they want to know.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;It (journalism) must be responsible if we are going to have the informed public that we need to have to make this democracy work"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and here I would like to link to a blog who strives to do just that:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://politconography.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://politiconography.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2873689727378805644?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2873689727378805644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2873689727378805644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2873689727378805644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2873689727378805644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/walter-cronkite-on-changing-ethics-of.html' title='Walter Cronkite on changing ethics of Journalism'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SmSIDEqzCQI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/z9uUfedqt3o/s72-c/WalterCronkite.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3143426352328336794</id><published>2009-07-10T04:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.369-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pinocchio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pathological liar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='favorite lies'/><title type='text'>Pinocchio Palin Comparison</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SldaLMYMzyI/AAAAAAAAAPU/uGL1UdVqYL8/s1600-h/palin_turkey+pinocchio2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 205px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SldaLMYMzyI/AAAAAAAAAPU/uGL1UdVqYL8/s320/palin_turkey+pinocchio2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356849430128283426" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The pathological liar that Palin comparison to most politicians (and thats saying something) has now been comprised into an easy, convenient get-it-all-on-one-looooong-page article. Credit for this most satisfying piece goes to Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Dish and his interns who did all the grind. And if you go to &lt;a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/07/the-odd-lies-of-sarah-palin-a-roundup.html"&gt;the article&lt;/a&gt; itself, the word "lied" links up to the facts backing the statement. Its awesome! (Special thanks to my boyfriend who brought my attention to this article there by giving me something to post today.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have selected a few of my favorite lies here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Alaska Gov. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sarah Palin insisted in an interview with the Tribune that she did not accept $150,000 worth of designer clothes from the Republican Party and "that is not who we are."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"That whole thing is just, bad!" she said. "Oh, if people only knew how frugal we are.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"It's kind of painful to be criticized for something when all the facts are n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;ot out there and are not reported," said Palin, saying the clothes are not worth $150,000 and were bought for the Republican National Convention.&lt;/span&gt; (um, kind of don´t know where to start so I will just leave you with this as it is in all its glorious contradiction. What I ask myself is this: do we expect to see Michael Steele wearing Palin´s second-hand clothes now?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Palin lied when she told Charlie Gibson that she does not pass judgment on gay people; in fact, she opposes all rights between gay spouses and belongs to a church that promotes conversion therapy.&lt;/span&gt;  (conversion therapy? Bruno should have visited her. )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Palin lied when she told voters she improvised her convention speech when her teleprompter stopped working properly; in fact, all reports showed that the machine had functioned perfectly and that her speech had closely followed the script.&lt;/span&gt; (I mean, we have seen what comes out of her mouth when not following a script. Too bad they haven´t developed port-a-prompters yet. Well, with all the cash she is gonna make on her book deal that she won´t write a word of herself, she should be able to finance some contraption to improve her "impromptu" run ins with the press)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Palin lied when she suggested to Katie Couric that she was involved in trade missions with Russia; in fact, she has never even met with Russian officials.&lt;/span&gt; ( You know, she might have met with Russians but she didn´t recognize them as such cause they weren´t wearing bear suits)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Palin lied when she claimed to be unaware of a turkey being slaughtered &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;behind her during a filmed interview; in fact, the cameraman said she had picked the spot herself, while the slaughter was underway.&lt;/span&gt; (puzzling......if she were unaware, then she´s stupid and deaf (I mean, surely that thing must be loud) , and if she intentionally chose the setting, then she´s stupid and well, just plain stupid)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Palin lied when she denied that the Alaska Independence Party supports secession and denied that her husband had been a member; in fact, even the McCain campaign noted that the party's very existence is based on secession and that Todd was a member for seven years.&lt;/span&gt; (yeah, apparently, when caught out, she claimed Todd checked the box on some voting ballot by mistake. Seven years is a helluva time to catch a mistake. Or he is ju&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SldcIoUSMUI/AAAAAAAAAPc/kZJxHt_Sgyw/s1600-h/Palin+and+the+prisoner+of+azkaban3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SldcIoUSMUI/AAAAAAAAAPc/kZJxHt_Sgyw/s320/Palin+and+the+prisoner+of+azkaban3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356851585111699778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;st as stupid as she is. )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Palin lied when she said that "reported" allegations of her banning Harry Pot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;ter as mayor was easily refutable because it had not even been written yet; in fact, the first book in that series was published in 1998 - two years into her first term - a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;nd such rumors were never reported by the media, only circulated as emails.&lt;/span&gt; (always taking risks far beyond the call of duty.......you know, to protect the ordinary soldiers and citizens who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives. I think things are difficult enough as it is without these emotional stories rocking the boat.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3143426352328336794?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3143426352328336794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3143426352328336794' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3143426352328336794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3143426352328336794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/pinocchio-palin-comparison.html' title='Pinocchio Palin Comparison'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SldaLMYMzyI/AAAAAAAAAPU/uGL1UdVqYL8/s72-c/palin_turkey+pinocchio2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1712564135256144265</id><published>2009-07-08T07:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.369-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Palin Comparison</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlS477bue8I/AAAAAAAAAO4/qW9fX7juO0U/s1600-h/Palin+at+Klan+Rally3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 199px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlS477bue8I/AAAAAAAAAO4/qW9fX7juO0U/s400/Palin+at+Klan+Rally3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356109196556139458" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Heres my two cents worth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I listened to bits of her hyperventilating-dashing-to-the-finish-line-before-even-more-shit-hits-the-fan press conference, as she stands on some grassy knoll where her heels sunk in, you know, the ridiculousness of that apparent to anyone stupid enough to try walking in heels on anything other than city streets.  A sinking feeling.  Gives one kind of an odd stance to the foot.......and of course affects the whole posture thing.  Maybe that was why she was so  outta breath? Or was it the gasping for words.......sorry......grasping for words, whilst fearful of falling over backwards?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Symbolically speaking, she already has, legs in the air, skirt around the ears, spanx-wearer identified.  Even her self-manufactured props.......Bristol, Trig, Nancy, Todd, Huey, Dewey, Louie may make for a nice photo op on the Heritage home page, but really only fool her conehead supporters. See awesome photo op on the right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Underestimating this woman´s ambition is like overestimating the taste of right-wing nutia.  The appeal of shooting wolves from a helicopter seems to reach beyond NRA members and Yosemite Sam. Relatability factor? I am stumped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cannot begin to fathom the unfathomable depths this narcissistic caricature of a looney tune - with a Jessica Rabbit identity crisis - will sink to.  Seriously, who, name any sane person, would stand in front of a turkey killing machine to give an interview? While running for the Vice-Presidency? While running for &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;any&lt;/span&gt;thing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever – this speech, her entire persona,  unfortunately is consistent, in all its inconsistencies, with all those speeches&amp;amp;antics preceding them....... what -  nine months since she appeared center stage back in September.  Dropping from the sky – a gift from heaven?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlSxsiuWItI/AAAAAAAAAOg/9C0Lfa1f6CA/s1600-h/familylolfinal.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlSxsiuWItI/AAAAAAAAAOg/9C0Lfa1f6CA/s400/familylolfinal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356101235643917010" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Well, McCain sure was praying she was. Too bad for him this paratrooper was dropping from heaven with a faulty parachute.  As the speed picked up, the force of gravity pulling hard, the seams started splitting, holes a-gaping, she fell flat on her face. And pretty much sent the GOP into disarray. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet she just keeps going, like the EverReady Bunny. And that thing is annoying as hell. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did she even know the meaning of the word „politician“ before she stepped into the ring?  I don´t think so.  It`s like this:  you  sign up for a boxing fight.  And your opponent is Mike Tyson.  I mean, you gotta know the guy is gonna beat the shit out of you, no?   Well, Palin signed up for exactly that when stepping into the political ring.  And the political ring has a whole bunch of Tysons – except they are hardhitters WITH brains (as opposed to no brains, Tyson´s brain rejected at birth)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlSyAmmQ5zI/AAAAAAAAAOw/27cXIVcg5yI/s1600-h/SNF0312C_gun_380_570587a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlSyAmmQ5zI/AAAAAAAAAOw/27cXIVcg5yI/s400/SNF0312C_gun_380_570587a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356101580281145138" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Palin wanted, still wants, it seems,  was/is to be a celebitician, a kind of beauty pageant-politician combo platter. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Her&lt;/span&gt; emphasis on the celebrity part.  Whenever things didn´t go her way ie she was revealed for the petty, vindictive, just plain stupid type she is, she engaged in self-promotional combat, pulling out the "unfair" card and acting like a spoiled brat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her undercooked stew of words really is like listening to Miss Teen South Carolina 30 years down the line.  Still knows nothing and her head still as empty as Wanda´s fish tank.   Its kinda like putting words into a cup, shaking it and letting them spill out. That is how she spoke......speaks.  Completely jumbled shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"I am a victim of political bloodsport" &lt;/span&gt; (um, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"Thats the quitters way out....to hunker down and go with the flow"&lt;/span&gt; (um......didn´t you just quit?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"passing the ball for the good of the team"&lt;/span&gt; (which team is that? The Palin Pussies?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"not gonna put Alaskans through that"&lt;/span&gt; (yeah, you´ve already put them through the meatgrinder)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"I just want peace"&lt;/span&gt; (is that why you invited 4 more news team up North, giving them the folksy shtick dressed in waders?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"I am now looking ahead and how we can advance this country together with our values of less government intervention, greater energy independence, stronger national security, and much-needed fiscal restraint. I hope you will join me. Now is the time to rebuild and help our nation achieve greatness!"&lt;/span&gt; (Obama is in office, remember? I think its safe to say our country is in as capable hands as possible, taking into consideration the situation he inherited)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reading them does make me think  she is  truly stark raving mad cow disease afflicted.  Its a jumble of contradictions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Palin is a case study of the Peter principle. Reaching for a level of incompetency.  I reckon she reached that the moment she stepped off the beauty-pageant pageant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What induces me to write about this phenomenon is that people &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;still&lt;/span&gt; like her. I think &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;thats&lt;/span&gt; what astonishes me most. How can someone inspire you who only wants glory but isn´t willing to do the grind? Who exploits her own kids? What kind of role model is that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"My favorite shop is „Out of the Closet“."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I can say is: please put her back in the closet, lock the door and throw away the key.  Cause all she is full of herself and no one else. We got enough of those types and they can at least sing or act or both. They´re called actors and singers.  She can´t do anything except pageant walk. And aint enough for anything. And shouldn´t be an inspiration for anybody.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, we all know that we know nothing.  What the soon-to-be-former-governor of Alaska doesn´t know pales in comparison.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have to be able to look with your heart.  That makes you human.  She only looks  at the world with a calculating glint in her eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She is like the Terminator.  „I´ll be back“.    If she really has an understanding with the Lord, then I suggest she take his advice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I rest my case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlSx0XAVpwI/AAAAAAAAAOo/5e0SCfOSibY/s1600-h/God+and+Sarah-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 214px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlSx0XAVpwI/AAAAAAAAAOo/5e0SCfOSibY/s400/God+and+Sarah-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356101369937110786" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1712564135256144265?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1712564135256144265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1712564135256144265' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1712564135256144265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1712564135256144265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-comparison.html' title='Palin Comparison'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SlS477bue8I/AAAAAAAAAO4/qW9fX7juO0U/s72-c/Palin+at+Klan+Rally3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4538731256140729542</id><published>2009-06-15T06:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.369-07:00</updated><title type='text'>heres hoping for more audacity</title><content type='html'>gonna come back six months down the line and see if this did any good. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HWulnfog20c&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HWulnfog20c&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4538731256140729542?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4538731256140729542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4538731256140729542' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4538731256140729542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4538731256140729542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/06/heres-hoping-for-more-audacity.html' title='heres hoping for more audacity'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3604258704403949445</id><published>2009-05-25T04:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.369-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Understanding the world a little bit better............</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/ShqE-JZ_FeI/AAAAAAAAANo/wi3n-7_km0k/s1600-h/Photographer.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 140px; height: 183px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/ShqE-JZ_FeI/AAAAAAAAANo/wi3n-7_km0k/s400/Photographer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339726511412811234" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The Photographer" by Didier Lefevre and Emmanuelle Guibert&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I heard about this book today and although I haven´t read it yet nor even seen it, the story behind the story sounds inspirational. Inspirational in the sense that it inspires and asks for more understanding and tolerance about places in this world we are always too hasty to make judgment on. I think it gives humanity to a region we only connect the words "war" "terrorists" "Taliban" "heroin trade" with. Afghanistan. &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;People&lt;/span&gt; live there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The book is reviewed on a  "graphic novel" site, (don´t know quite why it falls into that category but well, it does, apparently) and am posting it here. This is a book and a piece of experience I want to participate in. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beyond the headlines, behind the countless stories of war in Afghanistan, and what it means to live there now, lie millions of stories. Human stories, personal histories, and day-to-day activities that can be downright banal if not for the war, religion, and politics that constantly affect everything and everyone living there. There is always the question of how we got here, how Afghanistan reached this point in its history, and what we in North America don’t understand about the country. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Photographer does not exactly sum up everything, but that’s not its job. Its role is a deceptively simple one. It’s “merely” the story of a photographer, Didier Lefèvre, hired to document the work of several physicians working for Doctors Without Borders in Afghanistan in July 1986. To say it’s informative is an understatement.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;What Lefèvre experienced—beginning with adjusting to the heat, followed by learning to acclimate socially in this conservative country—is epic in scale, and the book’s heft gives proper exposure to Lefèvre’s life. The Photographer was originally published in Lefèvre’s native France, where it’s sold 250,000 copies. Now a worldwide phenomenon, its U.S. release is an event, as it should be. The story deserves it. Lefèvre deserves it.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;It’s hard to describe what Lefèvre went through in a short synopsis. He returned with 4,000 photos, substantially fewer teeth and less body weight, and a severe case of exhaustion. In the book, he goes through a cute “initiation” from the doctors, earns their trust and respect, and then becomes part of this culture and society that is at once so fascinating and so foreign to him.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The thousands of photos Lefèvre took remained unpublished for the most part for decades after his return. It was his stories of his time there that got the most airing, but mostly only for his friends. One of those friends, Emmanuel Guibert (Alan’s War), became the conduit for creating The Photographer, and the book is richer for it. Guibert has a knack for lending his subtle pencils to true life stories, and the way his artwork seamlessly blends in with Lefèvre’s photographs is brilliant. That’s in large part due to the stellar work of designer Frédéric Lemercier.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;An afterword to The Photographer gives an update on the key players of the story, which is a thankfully thorough explanation for readers, who will inevitably be left craving more. Lefèvre was indeed someone whose eyes opened up new insights for others. That he shared them in this remarkable book is a wonderful statement about his life and a powerful way to remember someone who did more than his part to help us understand the world a little bit better.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The above review was found at this site: &lt;br /&gt;http://graphicnovelreporter.com/content/photographer-review&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3604258704403949445?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3604258704403949445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3604258704403949445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3604258704403949445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3604258704403949445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/understanding-world-little-bit-better.html' title='Understanding the world a little bit better............'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/ShqE-JZ_FeI/AAAAAAAAANo/wi3n-7_km0k/s72-c/Photographer.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8655987932419494063</id><published>2009-05-14T03:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.369-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Blocking the release of the torture photos</title><content type='html'>The below is a short exchange between a poster named Solopico and myself on the topic of Obama´s stance on blocking the release of the remaining torture photos. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Solopico&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm interested to see so many here in agreement and / or understanding of this decision by President Obama, given the fact that typically here the mood is always "get him at all costs" regarding Bush / Cheney.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few of you are willing to accept the fact that the POTUS has a very difficult job, and this has got to be a very tough decision for him to make. I agree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My question to you is this: Can you come to terms with the fact that George W. Bush also had a tough job, and during a very trying time in our nation's history he had to make some very difficult decisions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you can see this (for this president), perhaps it is time to wake up and see this was also true for the last president.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you honestly think that George Bush, Dick Cheney, or anyone else involved in decision making over the last 8 years took things lightly or enjoyed dealing with what they went through, think again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They, like you, are simply people who love America and wanted to do whatever it took to keep her and her citizens safe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I challenge each of you to put yourself in the position George Bush was in, and think about which decision would give you more sleepless nights - ordering the waterboarding of a terrorist (to potentially gain valuable intel), or thousands of Americans losing their lives.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;me: &lt;br /&gt;how about the love of humans, of decency, of compassion for everyone? Why do Americans always try to reserve that right for themselves only?  Being president is not being "simply" your average Joe. I vote for someone I think has the intelligence to make the right decisions. Its running this fucking country, for chrissake.  That Bush was completely incompetent pretty much came to shine like a glaring fireball early on in his tenure. Actually, I knew that before he came into power. Call me a prophet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats why there are laws - within those laws you make your decisions.  That goes for you, that goes for me, that goes for the president - no one is above the law. Thats the whole point!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The law applies to each of us in equal measures. And maybe if Bush would not have seen himself as above these laws like some Imperialist Message-from-God type throwback to pre-French Revolution Monarch (not only within the US but international treaties the US signed), then maybe making certain decisions would have contained more justice for everyone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How can you even consider defending someone who fabricated lies wag-the-dog style to justify a completely unjustifiable war?  A war that cost not only American lives and thousands upon thousands of innocent civilian lives? Every life lost was innocent because it was and still is for NOTHING!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and btw - Not only Americans lost their lives on 9/11 due to Bush's complete and utter disregard for the available intelligence that existed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Solopico&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The love of humans" led Bush and Cheney to do everything humanly possible to stop more American lives from being lost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Given the choice between your life and the comfort of someone who wants to do harm to you, I'll choose your life every day and make him as uncomfortable as possible to keep you safe. Excuse me if you don't appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And btw - Clinton had as much or more to do with 9/11 as Bush / Cheney. It was Clinton who made it so the FBI and CIA could not communicate, and depleted their budgets to miniscule amounts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;me: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In regards to Clinton: don´t know enough about that to respond accordingly. But I do know there was obviously money left to have sufficent intelligence that a possible strike within the US was looming. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And all I get from the remainder of your response is that only Americans are worth treating humainly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And no, I don't appreciate anyone torturing anyone else to keep me safe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because torture does not keep anyone safe except the manical repressed sadists resorting to these war crimes. Safe in their belief of sadly misguided self-preservation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you know what the worst part is about these sadists? They don't even do it themselves which would contain at least a shred of an odd sort of integrity. Instead they just sign off to get the lowlies to do the dirty work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is simply disgusting. Anyone step up to the plate when those guards at Abu Ghraib were crucified? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm listening.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS I completely and utterly condemn Obama´s blockage of the release of further material. He is morphing on these issues into Bush. And thats more than disturbing.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8655987932419494063?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8655987932419494063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8655987932419494063' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8655987932419494063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8655987932419494063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/blocking-release-of-torture-photos.html' title='Blocking the release of the torture photos'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5825852314693193800</id><published>2009-05-14T03:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.369-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The ACLU asked me, so I did</title><content type='html'>I am a supporter of the American Civil Liberty Union, and was asked to write a letter to the President regarding the release of the torture photos. Its not the greatest bit of writing and could have spent more time on it - but I did in about five minutes. But I did it at least. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mr. President&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On your first full day in office, you issued an executive order that turned a new page on open government and emphasized the importance of transparency, stating, "A democracy requires accountability, and accountability requires transparency... In the face of doubt, openness prevails." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am an American citizen currently living in Europe, in Vienna, Austria. I follow very closely everything that is going on in this world. Its a lot to follow - but your election has inspired me to do so. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats why I am writing and very concerned on the torture issue. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If we just put a band aid on top of this - covering it up - to stop the bleeding, it continues to be. The deep wound will always still be there. Wounds can only heal eventually if they are uncovered. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To a certain extent I can understand the argument that our troops would be in danger. But by now, everyone knows these photos exist. Certainly, isn´t it better to just expose to the world what everyone knows? I mean, isn´t about the "whole truth, and nothing but the truth"? Isnt that the oath each person takes when testifying? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;America - the United States - can only re-gain its credibility, its moral standing by complete openness. That brings respect. And can only deflate any rallying hate-mongering attempts by the radicals of this world. Sure, you can never please all of the people all of the time. But you have to start by doing the right thing for yourself. In this case, its for our country. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How can we bring a better life to all the repressed of this world if we don´t fully uncover what we have done? How can we as Americans stand up straight if this is not pursued? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only thing left, at the end of a day, is our moral integrity. That goes for each individual, that goes for every country. In our hearts, we know the truth.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its all very complicated. I just wish it wouldn´t have happened. But it did. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerly, &lt;br /&gt;me&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5825852314693193800?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5825852314693193800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5825852314693193800' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5825852314693193800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5825852314693193800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/aclu-asked-me-so-i-did.html' title='The ACLU asked me, so I did'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-228020309138923133</id><published>2009-05-08T08:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>SpEECHless or wtf is up with Obama?</title><content type='html'>ok - I still have to think of a proper comment to the below article found on the HP. &lt;br /&gt;Still soooooo full of outrage and well, I have to work while writing my blog.....so....yeah.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Obama To Fire His First Gay Arabic Linguist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dan Choi, a West Point graduate and officer in the Army National Guard who is fluent in Arabic and who returned recently from Iraq, received notice today that the military is about to fire him. Why? Because he came out of the closet as a gay man on national television.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some readers might think it unfair to blame Obama. After all, the president inherited the "don't ask, don't tell" law when he took office. As Commander-in-Chief, he has to follow the law. If the law says that the military must fire any service member who acknowledges being gay, that is not Obama's fault.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or is it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A new study, about to be published by a group of experts in military law, shows that President Obama does, in fact, have stroke-of-the-pen authority to suspend gay discharges. The "don't ask, don't tell" law requires the military to fire anyone found to be gay or lesbian. But there is nothing requiring the military to make such a finding. The president can simply order the military to stop investigating service members' sexuality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An executive order would not get rid of the "don't ask, don't tell" law, but would take the critical step of suspending its implementation, hence rendering it effectively dead. Once people see gays and lesbians serving openly, legally and without problems, it will be much easier to get rid of the law at a later time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spent a day with Dan Choi last month, and he is not someone we want to fire from the military. He loves the armed forces. He served bravely under tough combat conditions in Iraq. His Arabic is excellent, and he used his language skills to diffuse many tough situations and to save lives, both Iraqi and American. All of his unit mates know he is gay, and they have been very supportive of him. But he doesn't want to live a lie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama has been praised for delaying efforts to get rid of "don't ask, don't tell," and some major gay rights groups are actively lobbying to delay consideration of the issue. They seem to believe that Obama should focus on other gay-rights issues first, and that he shouldn't spend his precious political capital trying to ram a repeal bill through Congress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This misses the point. Obama could sign an executive order today. With roughly three-quarters of the public, including a majority of republicans, in favor of open gay service, a meaningful public backlash is unlikely. A slight majority of service members prefer that the policy be left in place, but polls also show that only a tiny minority of them care strongly about the issue, and that the vast majority of service members are comfortable interacting with gays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama may believe he has nothing to lose by waiting. But what about Dan Choi's career? Is this really the right time to fire military officers who are fluent in Arabic?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-228020309138923133?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/228020309138923133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=228020309138923133' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/228020309138923133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/228020309138923133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/speechless-or-wtf-is-up-with-obama.html' title='SpEECHless or wtf is up with Obama?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8600375765600329358</id><published>2009-05-06T06:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ok.......</title><content type='html'>the day of writing hasn´t ended quite yet, but maybe done with posting random shit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice mix, eh? Torture, Catholic Church, Two-State Solution, Berlusconi and lattes. Although I think all the topics fit nicely under the headline of DRAMA, which we discussed in our weekly tutorial. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, a bit all over the place. &lt;br /&gt;But well, thats just me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8600375765600329358?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8600375765600329358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8600375765600329358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8600375765600329358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8600375765600329358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/ok.html' title='ok.......'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8786456371963424803</id><published>2009-05-06T06:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>serious lapses of judgment.......</title><content type='html'>http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/06/us/politics/06inquire.html?_r=1&amp;th&amp;emc=th&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Torture Memos: Inquiry suggests no Prosecution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WASHINGTON — An internal Justice Department inquiry has concluded that Bush administration lawyers committed serious lapses of judgment in writing secret memorandums authorizing brutal interrogations but that they should not be prosecuted, according to government officials briefed on its findings.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;um, isn´t that like asking a hospital to look into its own possible malpractice? So, what...its taken them five years to come up with this? That the lawyers had a "lapse of judgement"? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama - where for art thou? &lt;br /&gt;or better yet&lt;br /&gt;how now Obama? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Shakespeare really is an endless supplier of quotes for any occasion - but especially good when corruption, power hunger and all that stuff all great tragedies are made of - and this is becoming a great tragedy)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8786456371963424803?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8786456371963424803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8786456371963424803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8786456371963424803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8786456371963424803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/serious-lapses-of-judgment.html' title='serious lapses of judgment.......'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1231648156646967944</id><published>2009-05-06T06:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fallen Angels</title><content type='html'>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/05/berlusconi-scolded-by-cat_n_197111.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;headline: &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Catholic Church scolds Berlusconi for Wandering Eye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok. We are talking about Italy. But seriously, does the Catholic church have a say in any of all this?  Does the Catholic Church´s reprimand hold any sway at all? Does it influence in any way the manner in which people behave? at all?  All the pomp, ornate golden spun robes and conehead hats seem like an empty shell - a mild breeze blowing it all way, revealing nothing of substance underneath except maybe historical precedent.  The Catholic Church is like one very large fallen angel. The Church has known sin. The corruption of ambition and of human weakness. I mean, a good analogy would be to if the Department of Justice took any country in the world to task in regards to torture. They´d be laughed out of wherever it is they would dare to show their face and/or utter ANYthing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Centuries ago - when the Church scared the shit out of the  masses by evoking eternal damnation for any given sin - it might have worked.  Well, I guess it did.  More so with the  poor sods than with the nobels - who figured they could buy their way out of fire and brimstone like scenarios in the afterlife.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Church was so powerful - after all - all education came from the Church, the monestaries. The center of all education - dating back to the 9th century - was founded by the monestaries - the Franciscans, the Benedictines and various other orders. They had the necessary means, in fact were the only entity with the means - often outranking the Monarchy in available mercenary goods. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So - of course - the Church wielded immense power. And that stronghold, at least the ghostly remnants of that stronghold have carried over. Structurally at least. I mean, in the form of all the huge monuments, palaces, churches, cathedrals, monestaries, works of art the Church had commissioned. That still exists of course.  And one has to be thankful for that. Definitely.  I mean, hey, what would Dan Brown write about if not for the Catholic Church? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It just seems incongruous to me - the whole thing.  How can some outdated institution be a moral entity when its all corrupt, power hungry and, worst of all, hypocritical? We are supposed to be "led" by priests, bishops, the Pope because why exactly? Because they believe in God? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Humans are never meant to be perfect. They never were. But whats perfect anyways?  Isn´t perfect when you are just happy?  In whatever form that comes? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Berlusconi´s case, personally, I think he would make an awesome member of the Catholic Church and seems to possess all the qualifications needed for the next Pope. A bit of pop opera to shatter the crushingly dull gravitas of the current regime. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its just boring. And nobody listens.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1231648156646967944?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1231648156646967944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1231648156646967944' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1231648156646967944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1231648156646967944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/fallen-angels.html' title='Fallen Angels'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4761315873264782709</id><published>2009-05-06T05:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What are they waiting for?</title><content type='html'>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/05/obama-administration-take_n_197110.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Biden Takes Stronger Line with Israel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the headline to the above-link-to-article. Although, to be honest, the -er on stronger has me edgy and kinda nervous.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A welcome change from the past adminstrations, sure. Question is - will it really happen?  The two-state solution is the only option. I mean, its like - LOGICAL.  You know, like the cylinder fits into the cylindric hole. And the cube goes through the square hole.  Its easy.  Sure, you might be able to fit the cylinder through the square if you use a hammer. Bashing away - eventually - it´ll go through I expect. But look at what happens to the once smooth unchaffed cylinder.  Lots of damage. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A two-state solution would definitely lengthen the fuse in the whole Middle East powder keg-ready-to-explode situation.  Its all part of the hugely complicated problem of the whole Muslim world - issue.  It all connects in a very intricately woven tapestry of repression, outrage, abuse,  misunderstandings,  internal division and diversitites - fueling the radicals with frustrated human ammunition, ready to give their lives for a cause not only they - the Palestinians - see as a huge outrage of injustice.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4761315873264782709?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4761315873264782709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4761315873264782709' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4761315873264782709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4761315873264782709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/what-are-they-waiting-for.html' title='What are they waiting for?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2446373304802118995</id><published>2009-05-06T02:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Presented by the Star buck.......</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;ENGAGED - Quinn Bradlee, 27, son of Ben and Sally, and author of "A Different Life," to Pary Williamson, a yoga instructor he met Jan. 12 on the recommendation of her student Maureen Dowd. Quinn tells us he proposed over the phone at 11:30 p.m. Sunday after they'd been in a fight, and he told her his life wasn't the same when they were apart. Pary's students include: Rahm Emanuel, David Gregory, Maureen Orth and Katharine Weymouth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;source: http://www.politico.com/playbook/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don´t know who the hell Quinn Bradlee is nor Pary Williamson.  But the story is nice. I mean, the outcome of the story is nice. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Politico/playbook is kind of like a gossip column of the DC crowd and happenings. Most of it is rather dull.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What caught my eye is this: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;** Starbucks’ new Global Responsibility report tracks progress of the company’s commitment to doing business responsibly, called Starbucks™ Shared Planet™. This year the company took an innovative approach to reporting by integrating the content into an interactive website and focusing on the three priority areas: ethical sourcing, environmental stewardship and community involvement. The website recently launched and is available at www.starbucks.com/sharedplanet. Some of the exciting features of the site include:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* An interactive coffee map which lets you see the positive impact Starbucks is having in communities where its coffee is grown.&lt;br /&gt;* A customizable report feature that enables reports to be tailored on specific areas of interest.&lt;br /&gt;* A virtual tour of Starbucks newest LEED®-certified store that highlights the green elements that are being incorporated into the design of all new company-owned Starbucks in the future.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Starbucks continues to make substantial progress toward reaching long-term Shared Planet goals. Visit the new site and share your feedback. **&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so it seems this column is a platform for pushing Buck ie the Star buck.  O kay. &lt;br /&gt;Does anyway fall for this crap anymore? "Shared Planet"? "Positive impact" (ok, positive impact for Howard Schulz so technically, thats not a lie) ? "Green elements" (the only green thing about Starbucks is the logo) ?  "A virtual tour of Starbucks newest LEED certified store that highlights the green elements" ?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Isn´t it a bit of an oxymoron highlighting how "green" this corporation is while handing out paper cups with plastic lids - by the millions? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can give you a firsthand account of how "green" Starbucks really is (much to my dismay, I might add.....but well, I can)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch this space.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2446373304802118995?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2446373304802118995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2446373304802118995' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2446373304802118995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2446373304802118995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/presented-by-star-buck.html' title='Presented by the Star buck.......'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2191673937343739919</id><published>2009-05-04T02:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.371-07:00</updated><title type='text'>US Asks Germany to Take Gitmo Prisoners - my comment</title><content type='html'>The below in bold is an article from the Huffington Post - found with the following link: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/03/us-asks-germany-to-take-g_n_195382.html"&gt;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/03/us-asks-germany-to-take-g_n_195382.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My comment to this article begins after the bold bit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;"BERLIN — The United States has asked Germany to accept some Guantanamo prisoners when the facility is closed, the Interior Ministry said Sunday, confirming German media reports.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An Interior Ministry spokesman, speaking on condition of anonymity in line with the ministry's policy, confirmed a report in Der Spiegel magazine that the U.S. has provided a list of names of prisoners it would like Germany to accept.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"There is a concrete request," the spokesman said, saying he could not provide any further details.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Der Spiegel reported, without citing sources, that the U.S. had asked Germany to accept 10 prisoners.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Top-selling Bild newspaper, meanwhile, reported the 10 were Chinese Muslims, known as Uighurs. It also did not cite sources.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;President Barack Obama has ordered the military prison in Cuba shuttered in the next nine months.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said at the end of April that the U.S. Justice Department is still trying to determine how many of the 241 prisoners in Guantanamo will be taken by other countries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also at the end of April, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder spent several days privately asking European leaders in London, Prague and Berlin for help relocating prisoners the United States wants to set free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Berlin, Holder said the United States had made decisions on a group of about 30 prisoners, but had not yet decided where it wants to send them."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;My comment: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um, now, why would Germany take stealth prisoners that the United States unofficially captured? And have been unofficially holding without trial, without legal counsel, for the past - what - 7 years? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am kinda taken aback at the utter gall of the US even asking. Is there one good reason - like them being German citizens?  That would be the only plausible reason for even considering letting them in. But they aren´t as far as I know. The article states they are Chinese Muslims. Errr......Chinese?  Why not ask China? Yeah, ok, maybe a death sentence right there. You know, Chinese officials issuing the following statment: "you were stupid enough to have been captured by the People we own, whom by default, we can keep as pets, therefore you shall be executed by firing squad". So - ok - don´t send them to China. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The logic in approaching European governments seems a bit skewed. And it seems to be an almost preordained bone of contention between the US and its allies, since methinks most will go for the "thanks but no thanks" type answer.  Having said that - at least have the sense to approach the Coalition of the Willing first. Great Britain? Australia? Was there anyone else? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Germany was dead set against the War from the outset so seems absolutely ludicrously absurd expecting them to say:" Hell yeah. Bring it on. We´d love to have a bunch of tortured possible innocent of any crimes muslims who would love to now blow the shit out of any country agreeing to take them "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, its a no win situation. Its like playing poker with an illegal alien, staking your passport. You know you are gonna lose. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The United States is shurking its responsibilty here. Wtf?  In covert super duper undercover Ninja style all dressed in black pick up any poor slob who looks like a terrorist (beard and/or firearms immediately setting off red alert terrorist lurking signal)  and happens to be standing by the roadside as a black-like-totally black SUV pulls up and drags afore-mentioned slob into the car and with screetching tires speeds to the nearest airport Jason Bourne-Kingdom-007 type mode - these victims and their release into society have to be dealt with by the perpetrators. And that, in my opinion, is the US States government. Either that, or send them to Bush`s ranch. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They can keep him as a slave. Better yet, bag him and send him to a jurta in Mongolia. Sure he can help with the horses.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2191673937343739919?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2191673937343739919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2191673937343739919' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2191673937343739919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2191673937343739919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/05/us-asks-germany-to-take-gitmo-prisoners.html' title='US Asks Germany to Take Gitmo Prisoners - my comment'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3233982034450008481</id><published>2009-03-06T05:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.371-07:00</updated><title type='text'>your weekly dose of fun smart</title><content type='html'>I have chosen Wednesday´s show as the educational show of the week. And since &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;educational&lt;/span&gt; evokes dullness, I shall immediately re-name it to the &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;awesome LMAO show of the week.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jon Stewart demonstrates the stock market as a grading tool on Obama's performance, unveils CNBC's secret (listen in Santelli) .....and NYT columist Joe Nocera explains (in easy laymen terms - hey, even &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;I &lt;/span&gt;got it) what AIG really stands for. And why the whole world is in shits kitchen. Or is there shit in the kitchen? Any which way - it all stinks. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=220250&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3233982034450008481?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3233982034450008481/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3233982034450008481' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3233982034450008481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3233982034450008481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/03/your-weekly-dose-of-fun-smart.html' title='your weekly dose of fun smart'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7360024903906936113</id><published>2009-02-07T13:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.371-07:00</updated><title type='text'>you, Sir, are an idiot</title><content type='html'>comments are closed for this dishrag blogger on the huffpost - and I so wanted to answer. Well, heres my answer to this dumbass stuck up snoot twat. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;His blog: &lt;br /&gt;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrei-markovits/europes-usurpation-of-the_b_142369.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my response: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mr. Markovits, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just stumbled upon your comment from November 8th. How could I have missed it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what? ursurpation of the Obama Triumph? What alien dimension are you in? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don´t want to go on about how many different countries I´ve had the incredible luck to live and work in (and - surprise - was always welcomed, despite being American)   because it sounds like showing off. Something you obviously are not worried about. Suffice it to say, I have been living in Europe for a while.  And I can and have seen both sides for a while now.  And of course, reJOICE - that the majority of open-minded forward thinking people won this time.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Living as an American in Europe during the Bush years did not put one automatically into the "Ugly American" stew pot boiling cauldron.   Although  astonishment and incredulity at the fact that a knucklehead like Bush was able to get elected.........not once but twice.  And in spite of what you assume - that Europeans consider themselves intellectually superior to Americans - a Jay Walking contest would certainly get some surprising results. For example, that there was much sympathy for all those Americans who didn´t vote Bush - roughly 50% + of the population.  There is much askew in this world and Europe is not exempt from that. And there is a keen awareness of that.   Bigots and members of the hysterical narrow-minded hypocritical moral minority are everywhere. Yeah, even in Europe. You betcha. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet you Sir have the proof this is not so? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somehow I can´t quite grasp what brings you to that blanket statement:  the Europeans feel &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;"superior".&lt;/span&gt;  I too have watched German, Austrian, French, Italian and British news broadcasts and - with the exception of that corrupt mobster Berlusconi - whose primary thoughts focus on his hair implants  - everyone has embraced this new American era with enthusiasm and just general outright joy. And maybe the only pride they feel is the fact that America has finally come to its senses.  Thats pride. And possibly even a tad envy. Can´t recall any European Politician attracting a 200,000 strong crowd while visiting a foreign country. Most are duller than watching Big Brother candidates sleeping. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a difference to feeling superior. Look it up in the dictionary. And your blanket stamping seems to stem from some hang up &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;you&lt;/span&gt; have. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And excuse me - but after being treated like the "you are against us"  type lepers, with less courage than the cowardly Lion of Oz fame, the EU welcomes this new outreach to true partnership. I will give you the benefit of the doubt for interpreting astonishment for the "s" word.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral superiority?  I´m sorry - but after dealing with a complete idiot for eight years, how can one not rejoice at the new leader being able to put more than two sentences together at one time?   The world is shocked - in the best way - about someone - yes, who does speak an international language  - hell, a language even the French understand - instead of a rhetoric that frankly, scared the crap out of most people and not only people living in Europe.  This  "America against the World" talk, "if you aren´t with us you are against us." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you Sir, with your demeaning, positively disgraceful "dog catcher" remarks are based upon what? You heard the news in Iceland lately? Or that Germany has a female  head of state? Just sayin. Several key political positions are held by minority groups in many European countries. I´d consider  a bit more detailed research next time. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In all  of the commentaries by local news broadcasters, there has never been the sense that Obama´s victory has anything to do with Europe and/or its supposed intellectual influence.  It was a choice made by Americans for Americans and, and as its a global effort on all fronts, for the world. We´d be kidding ourselves if we did not recognize the repercussions for most countries had Obama not succeeded.  Many many Americans were aware of how the world perceived us.  To deny its influence would be foolish. To overestimate it equally so. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is simply a rejoicing at the fact that there is actually someone to speak to over there.  Someone who will answer with discussion rather than star war scare tactics.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most Europeans know and admire the courageous outspokenness of all the critical journalists and reporters during what I´d call the "Up His Ass Age"  The consistent and continuous harsh criticism about Bushian politics - that continue and will continue until he and his cronies will be held accountable for all the shit he unleashed and left behind. The Keith Olbermans, Rachel Maddows and Jon Stewarts are well-known, greatly admired and respected throughout the world. Plus all the other journalists and columnists like Howard Fineman, Paul Krugman, Jonathon Turley, Clarence Page, John Alter - to name just a very few whose names I can actually remember. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And some French reporter or Swiss Politician saying Obama "parle comme nous" can also be interpreted into - hey everyone, this guy is smart. Someone we can talk to! Thats awesome. (Because - in all honesty - I don´t think a whole lot of foreign diplomats knew &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;what the hell&lt;/span&gt; Bush was talking about most of the time. You know, accustically. Not that anything he had to say was all that pertinent to anything - except that he liked blowing things up.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And not as you have insinuated, "oh, its a European victory."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, its a victory of  right over wrong.  What bullcrap you write. Honestly, I am shocked. I don´t know what your hangups are - but you need to get rid of them.  Besides, you contradict yourself.  And are hypocritical to boot. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to read Mr, Markovits blog - if you must: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrei-markovits/europes-usurpation-of-the_b_142369.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7360024903906936113?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7360024903906936113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7360024903906936113' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7360024903906936113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7360024903906936113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/02/you-sir-are-idiot.html' title='you, Sir, are an idiot'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-9096573841856682370</id><published>2009-02-05T02:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.371-07:00</updated><title type='text'>guilty till proven innocent........or the American non-justice system</title><content type='html'>One day, you son doesn`t come home from school. &lt;br /&gt;One day, the kid who sits a couple of rows behind you, his chair......its empty. He never shows up again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nobody knows why. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagine your best friend, he lives right next door. One day you go over to his house, to find his mom in tears.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nobody knows anything. Nobody knows what happened, how it happened, why it happened. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You go to school. You do your homework, you go to basketball practice. You take your tests. Summer holidays. You visit relatives. You spend alot of your days in front of the tv, playing playstation.  You get presents for your birthday. School starts again.  The chair still remains empty.  His bed at home remains untouched by a warm breathing body......peaceful in sleep. Mulitply that by a thousand years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lock yourself in a room. It doesn´t even have to be a windowless concrete-floored-walled place. . Just lock yourself in your own room.  For a day. No cheating though. No radio, no tv, no phone, no playstation, no ipod. Try that for just one single day.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;imagine you find out, you the mother, the friend, the teacher - after months and months that that boy - that 14-year old boy - has been languishing in a prison, far far away. Like thousands of miles away far.  And you don´t even know why.   You don´t know what he has done, nobody tells you anything.  You suffer every single minute of every single day - imagining the worst.  And you find out  it worse than worse - your son, your friend, the kid from down the street - &lt;br /&gt;That boy  has been there - wherever that place is -  for 7 years. He is now a grown man.   He doesn´t know why he has been there all this time. &lt;br /&gt;He has been tortured.  And that when not being tortured, he was and to this day still remains in solitary confinement.  Alone.  And he is most likely an innocent victim.  In fact, most of the "evidence" proves more toward innocence than any kind of guilt even remotely linked to any sort of "terrorist activity".  He just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and was caught in a big-holed net someone had cast, you know, because, uh, err.....he might possibly maybe be a terrorist. Hell, he looks like one.  That means, he probably IS one. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its a true story. &lt;br /&gt;The boy - grown up into a man - amidst the most atrocious condidtions - is still there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whats that place called? &lt;br /&gt;Quantanamo Bay&lt;br /&gt;Who´s idea was it to open up this place?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, tell me - Mr. President - how are we supposed to look forward again? I mean, is everyone supposed to forget what most can´t even fathom? And that those that are responsible will not be held accountable? How does this fit into the lofty message the United States of America sends every single day to all the world? freedom and justice for all?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please listen to the interview with former prosecutor at Guantanamo Bay Army  Lt. Colonel Darrell Vandeveld. He chose to resign and speak out. The interview can be heard on the Rachel Maddow show from January 30th, 2009. Available on itunes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-9096573841856682370?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/9096573841856682370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=9096573841856682370' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/9096573841856682370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/9096573841856682370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/02/guilty-till-proven-innocentor-american.html' title='guilty till proven innocent........or the American non-justice system'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-308029674535087157</id><published>2009-02-04T16:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.371-07:00</updated><title type='text'>On a clear day you can see forever</title><content type='html'>its interesting to note that people on the fringe - in whatever shape or form - seem to have more compassion, more insight, more common sense....and yes, in my eyes just the uncanny ability to actually use their brains. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Sure, junkies belong to the fringe - but even in their spaced out state of mind, have often shown a remarkable clarity when recognizing bullshit. And yes, they are grateful and humbled by any sort of kindess directed toward them. Why mention junkies? well, I´ve had the chance to observe them for a while now. Not only that, can attest to close encounters of this third kind) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you graze in the herd, and I figure that applies to probably 78% of the population,  you just can´t or aren´t willing to  see beyond your own caged in surroundings ie limiting your ability to actually see what is going on in this world. To understand whats going on, to care whats going on, to even think about why what is going on. Talk about pulling the wool over one´s eyes. A permanent affliction? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am proud to say all my friends are involuntary non-members of the woolly herd. &lt;br /&gt;me too. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;keep smoking.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-308029674535087157?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/308029674535087157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=308029674535087157' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/308029674535087157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/308029674535087157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/02/on-clear-day-you-can-see-forever.html' title='On a clear day you can see forever'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-9098947774171225638</id><published>2009-01-30T07:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.371-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Con Air'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ted Striker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gitmo Con Air'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cuba Libre'/><title type='text'>Con Air</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SYMZK9lUneI/AAAAAAAAAKE/QLhyK7zTI3A/s1600-h/gitmo_animated_big.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SYMZK9lUneI/AAAAAAAAAKE/QLhyK7zTI3A/s320/gitmo_animated_big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297105262838324706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Memo to Ex-navy pilot Ted Striker:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;re: virgin flight of Con Air or why Gitmo should remain open&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your mission:&lt;br /&gt;Evacutate all the current detainees or as we like to call them: who the hell are you? we locked you up but we forgot why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;rename Guantanamo to Cuba Libre SuperSpa (they´ll never guess. After all, as Cheney said: its clean and well-maintained. Just make sure the sign is positioned according to feng shui guidelines)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;arrange pick up of all the CEO´s and senior staff members of all the banks. Especially those who received bonuses for excellence in conjuring up the economic shitstorm.&lt;br /&gt;Please remember, Bernard Maddoff needs an extra pick up and some sort of de-tagging device.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;herd into Citibank private jet (the new one they just ordered. Delivery expected within 24 hours)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fly them out to Guantanamo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allow passengers to exit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Send luggage to Milan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;plane leaves. Please - after mission accomplished - sell jet on ebay. Proceeds to be donated to the Baywatch society. A non-profit (much like the banks)  organization. Their aim: tbd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;crooks stay. Along with the hospitality committee.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-9098947774171225638?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/9098947774171225638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=9098947774171225638' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/9098947774171225638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/9098947774171225638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/con-air.html' title='Con Air'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SYMZK9lUneI/AAAAAAAAAKE/QLhyK7zTI3A/s72-c/gitmo_animated_big.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8429785431618196680</id><published>2009-01-26T03:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Trojan Horse or my huff with the Huff</title><content type='html'>An article or rather blog was written by Ms. Huffington. The gracious lady with the red hair and strong greek accent. You know the one - who doesn´t? (if you don´t - check out www.huffingtonpost.com)   While her intentions are admirable, I often don´t understand why some comments are rejected.  Really, I was in agreement with her and think my post clearly reflects that. Yet,  my comment was "declined" which I find a bit strange. Whatever. Their filtering system, it seems, tends to be biased and inconsistent at times.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;below the link to her blog - its about the issue of past illegal torture that was conducted in the name of the United States and what Obama should do about it during his administration.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/memo-to-obama-moving-forw_b_157563.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My comment: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The past is part of the future.  The "past"  is not some separate entity that is magically cut free from the "future"  when the new guy comes in, just because he has principles and integrity.   And while the past can´t be changed, it has to be dealt with in a redeeming manner. As the saying goes, its not how we fall, its how we get back up.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Obama  does not appoint a committee to investigate and, if necessary,  punish to the fullest extent of the law,  somebody outside our country will - under international law, its possible. *  We want to restore our standing in the world?  As upholders of freedom, human rights and true change?  Then we have to pursue this. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If these crimes are not investigated, then we are not better than all those who just stood by and did nothing to stop one of the most horrific events in history. Its like using the Nuernberg trial defense style: "hey I was just doing my duty, following orders." Or some: "yeah, I knew about it, but didn´t want to rock the boat." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The time has come to rock the boat.  What kind of message would Obama send if he lets anyone - be it the former president or the people following orders -  get away with it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are crimes against humanity just going to be overlooked? We are the first to raise our hands and express justified indignity and outrage,  when it happens in other countries. But its time we looked at our own front doorstep as well.  And until we do, and face up to this, America´s reputation will not be truly redeemed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, there are huge problems facing this country. But the economic crisis cannot excuse  these atrocities that were committed in the name of the United States. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The United States has a tradition of being the moral and ideological beacon of the world - for at least 233 years now (ok, well, minus 8 bushed years plus a few more here and there....McCarthy....Nixon...) Sounds corny, but its &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;true&lt;/span&gt; and will remain a truism despite shifting economic clout. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yes, its has been badly tarnished these past eight years.  That - to a large extent - was what made people the world over so incredibly angry, frustrated and appalled. Now, it is up to Obama and us, the citizens of this country, to look forward and move forward. This can only be done with honesty and dignity by expressly and authoriatively seeking out, holding those responsible and accountable for this ginormous shadow cloud thing. It will hang around till we do something about it.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or, are we going down the road of a whole new line of defense: &lt;br /&gt;"Judge, I committed a couple of crimes, but hey lets just look to the future.  I promise - I won´t do it again." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On that note, why not just let all criminals go? You know, if their promise is convincing enough after they take the convince-o-meter test.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* a day after Obama was sworn in as our 44th president,  Manfred Novak - UN human rights commisson special investigator on torture appeared on German tv.  The message of his comment was this:  since the US signed the agreement - UN convention of torture (which includes the mandate to prosecute individuals of countries who violate this treaty and does not have to wait for domestic remedies) , it is their duty to pursue and unveil any possible war crimes that have been committed.  Having signed that agreement, it also  means the UN could start investigations of its own accord.  Any member country could recommend investigations into possible war crimes.  Novak mentioned Rumsfeld and Bush.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To read full article: http://prorev.com/2009/01/un-official-calls-for-prosecution-of.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8429785431618196680?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8429785431618196680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8429785431618196680' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8429785431618196680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8429785431618196680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/trojan-horse-or-my-huff-with-huff.html' title='The Trojan Horse or my huff with the Huff'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6927048848789745415</id><published>2009-01-23T05:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Man Who Wasn´t There and spent one-third of his time in office on vacation.....star of</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SXoEMs48LfI/AAAAAAAAAIs/qXO6girnlu0/s1600-h/george_w_bush_goofy_inside_out_umbrella.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 164px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SXoEMs48LfI/AAAAAAAAAIs/qXO6girnlu0/s200/george_w_bush_goofy_inside_out_umbrella.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294548928182365682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Dazed and Confused"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The non-stop loop screening these past eight years of this cunning form of psychological mindscrew has come to an end.  Despite a decline in ticket sales back in 2004, 537 confused elderly voters allowed somebody to bring you a further four years up until this day (well, up until Monday) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New - all across the nation from the 20th - for a minimum run of four years:  &lt;br /&gt;The Man With Two Brains (working title: No Country for Old Men) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sending off the old crew with a  - don´t call us, we won´t call you either - let us put credit where credit is due to the unprecedented "how to fuck up a country in just 8 years, oh and pretty much screw up the rest of the world while we´re at it" &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(The below Credit list courtesy of The Daily Show from January 19th, 2009 with a few adjustments courtesy of.....me) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Written and Directed by Karl Rove&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Cast&lt;/span&gt; (in order of appearance) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Decider:&lt;/span&gt; George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Actual President:&lt;/span&gt; Richard "Dick" Cheney&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Cheney`s Attempt at Human Emotions supplied by Industrial Light and Robocop. &lt;br /&gt;Outgoing Gala dinner wheelchair supplied by Wil E. Coyote. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Deciders Wife:&lt;/span&gt; Laura Bush&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Deciders Actual Wife:&lt;/span&gt; Condoleeza Rice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rich Uncle Pennybags:&lt;/span&gt; Henry Paulson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;The Supreme Court&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Roberts&lt;br /&gt;Samuel Alito&lt;br /&gt;Clarence Thomas&lt;br /&gt;Antonin Scalia&lt;br /&gt;Anthony Kennedy&lt;br /&gt;William Rehnquist&lt;br /&gt;Sandra Day O`Connor&lt;br /&gt;and some other other people who don´t matter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Prop Master&lt;/span&gt; Gen. Colin Powell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;EvilDoer:&lt;/span&gt; Osama Bin laden &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Mr. Bin Laden´s Stand-In:&lt;/span&gt; Saddam Hussein&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Guantanamo Detainees:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;nobody anybody knows anything about ie uncredited performances&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;heckuva Job Doer:&lt;/span&gt;  Mike Brown (whos that?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best Boy:&lt;/span&gt; Gen. David Petraeus&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Worst Boy:&lt;/span&gt; Richard Clarke (don´t know him either) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Iraq Location Team&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second Unit Director&lt;/span&gt; Donald Rumsfeld&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Location Scout&lt;/span&gt; Paul Wolfowitz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Iraqi Extras Casting&lt;/span&gt; Paul Bremer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Additional Material by Ahmad Chalabi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Abu Ghraid Sequences directed by Donald Rumsfeld&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;a few bad applies&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gunatanamo Bay Sequences directed by Dick Cheney&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;a few other bad applies&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Unit Publicists&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sean hannity&lt;br /&gt;Steve Doocy&lt;br /&gt;Bill O`Reilly&lt;br /&gt;Brian Kilmeade&lt;br /&gt;Greta Van Susteren&lt;br /&gt;Glenn Beck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Undercover CIA Agent&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Valerie Palmer&lt;br /&gt;oops, sorry forget we mentioned it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scapegoat provided by I.Lewis Libby&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Coalition of the Willing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;England&lt;br /&gt;Australia&lt;br /&gt;Estonia&lt;br /&gt;Lithuania&lt;br /&gt;Slovakia&lt;br /&gt;Tonga&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coalition of the Unwilling&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everybody else&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Promotional Considerations paid by&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haliburton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Songs&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;I am the Decider&lt;br /&gt;written by Karl Rove, performed by George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soundtrack available: inside your head for the rest of your life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Bush´s suits courtesy of Botany 5000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Cheney´s suits courtesy of the Filipino woman locked in his basement&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Botched on location in &lt;br /&gt;Washington, Iraq and New Orleans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Special Thanks to: &lt;br /&gt;537 confused elderly voters in Florida&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dtPoewRp2s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dtPoewRp2s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6927048848789745415?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6927048848789745415/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6927048848789745415' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6927048848789745415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6927048848789745415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/man-who-wasnt-there-and-spent-one-third.html' title='The Man Who Wasn´t There and spent one-third of his time in office on vacation.....star of'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SXoEMs48LfI/AAAAAAAAAIs/qXO6girnlu0/s72-c/george_w_bush_goofy_inside_out_umbrella.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6888754451871738060</id><published>2009-01-22T05:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>1-800-Pick-N-Choose</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SXiC7mVfNrI/AAAAAAAAAIc/WZXAuf_OxC8/s1600-h/obamanojacket.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 221px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SXiC7mVfNrI/AAAAAAAAAIc/WZXAuf_OxC8/s400/obamanojacket.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294125322388584114" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and its not which flavor of ice cream at Ben&amp;Jerry´s. Its deciding which of the 101 piles of poo need to be picked up first. Its a nasty job. Objective: a shit-free zone.  But I think we all know, this is the only guy capable of doing it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZZe54XHVLMk&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZZe54XHVLMk&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6888754451871738060?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6888754451871738060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6888754451871738060' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6888754451871738060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6888754451871738060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/1-800-pick-n-choose.html' title='1-800-Pick-N-Choose'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SXiC7mVfNrI/AAAAAAAAAIc/WZXAuf_OxC8/s72-c/obamanojacket.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-317426785792892371</id><published>2009-01-17T06:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>trawling the depths of ineptitude.......yes, it can only be Bush</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dxkpm7bH7j4&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dxkpm7bH7j4&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-317426785792892371?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/317426785792892371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=317426785792892371' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/317426785792892371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/317426785792892371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/trawling-depths-of-ineptitudeyes-it-can.html' title='trawling the depths of ineptitude.......yes, it can only be Bush'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1789498431516936772</id><published>2009-01-09T03:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>politics explained?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWc8WD3HVII/AAAAAAAAAHU/Jq7edeuDCSM/s1600-h/bgrn813l.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWc8WD3HVII/AAAAAAAAAHU/Jq7edeuDCSM/s400/bgrn813l.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289262637061198978" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I found the below on the following site: www.sjgames.com/illuminati and thought it was quite funny. Some lines have been altered to fit my view on.....politics and cows)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes most of the milk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk, but lets you grow lettuce. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you because the cows wore glasses. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you machine guns. To shoot all the rest of the people with cows. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. That person then sells it to you at a price that the cow determines. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SURREALISM: You have no cows. And nobody will give you their cows even though the representative democracy just gave a whole bunch of cows to git monkeys.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1789498431516936772?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1789498431516936772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1789498431516936772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1789498431516936772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1789498431516936772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/politics-explained.html' title='politics explained?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWc8WD3HVII/AAAAAAAAAHU/Jq7edeuDCSM/s72-c/bgrn813l.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7700450624529813506</id><published>2009-01-06T05:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank you for your interest in US Taxpayer money.</title><content type='html'>Incompetence brought you to your knees? Not a problem. In fact, thats our specialty! Simply fill out this one-page four section questionaire and send with a self-addressed stamped envelope to Hank Paulsen.  Please note we cannot consider applications under $10 billion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Application for the Federal Bail Out Program, 2008-2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please note: act quickly, funds are running out due to extreme popularity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWOYP7zADMI/AAAAAAAAAHM/l3GHywAulGk/s1600-h/arrow20pointing20down8kv.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 195px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWOYP7zADMI/AAAAAAAAAHM/l3GHywAulGk/s320/arrow20pointing20down8kv.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288237786980158658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Corporate Scion: &lt;br /&gt;Thank you for your interest in the new, improved Federal bailout plan program.  In order to facilitate this process, we´ve designed this short, one-page application. It’s so simple, and easy to use that even Skadden Arps should bill no more than $2.7 million to review it. Upon completion, please return this form to the Department of the Tresury, c/o Hank Paulson, via fax, email or Fed-Ex. And again, thanks for your interest in  “US Taxpayer Cash”. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Section One:  Tell us a little something about yourself (please print) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your name: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What business are you in?  (please check only one)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Automotive    &lt;br /&gt;Financial Services &lt;br /&gt;Other &lt;br /&gt;Not Sure &lt;br /&gt;Number of employees:   &lt;br /&gt;Annual compensation (please round up to nearest million): &lt;br /&gt;Is your company presently bankrupt?  &lt;br /&gt;Is bankruptcy an option? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Section Two: Tell us about a little something about yourself:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, like, how much money do you really need? (please round up to the nearest billion)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you have a business plan for spending this money? &lt;br /&gt;Yes    &lt;br /&gt;no   &lt;br /&gt;let me get back to you on that&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the unlikely event we don´t give you the money, please tick the box which best describes the consequences for the American, or better yet, Global economy: &lt;br /&gt;Dire &lt;br /&gt;Catastrophic  &lt;br /&gt;The end of the world as we know it according to Prof. Brinkman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Section Three: Tell us a little bit more about your business and why you need the money&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Automotive: &lt;br /&gt;well, even the use of lots of nice, black shiney SUV’s in all those Ridley Scott, Bond and Bourne films (not to mention The Kingdom and all those Arab states) didn´t help.I´d say its not easy to run an industry with this much tradition and power off the cliff. So give us some credit (both in the literal and practical sense) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bank or financial institution: Money makes the world go round.Nuff said. We need more. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other business: we are working on a keen and futuristic 900.0 business plan.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Section Four: Administrivia aka cut to the kill – the practical stuff.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once your funds are approved, please indicate how you would like to receive them:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Self-picker-upper &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;please note- depending on the amount, you might want to consider using your private jet and hiring some bodyguards&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bank Transfer: &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;please note there will be a transaction fee of 5% payable directly to Mr. Paulson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Money Order/Check: &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;please note, checks will not be sent to PO boxes within the US&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Signature:  &lt;br /&gt;Date:  &lt;br /&gt;Please check here for donations to the Bush Legacy:  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FORM EZ-CASH, Dept of the Tresury, 1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washingtton, DC 2ß220 (202) 622-2000 Rev 6, 01/2009&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWOUY0Ss4ZI/AAAAAAAAAHE/IcKYHNMJ9qg/s1600-h/bailout.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWOUY0Ss4ZI/AAAAAAAAAHE/IcKYHNMJ9qg/s320/bailout.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288233541537948050" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7700450624529813506?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7700450624529813506/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7700450624529813506' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7700450624529813506'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7700450624529813506'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/thank-you-for-your-interest-in-us.html' title='Thank you for your interest in US Taxpayer money.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SWOYP7zADMI/AAAAAAAAAHM/l3GHywAulGk/s72-c/arrow20pointing20down8kv.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4249846192638918597</id><published>2009-01-03T01:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.373-07:00</updated><title type='text'>17 days to go Mr. Gallant</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV4uYf1wI1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/6waN7pEIUIs/s1600-h/HoneymoonObama.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV4uYf1wI1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/6waN7pEIUIs/s400/HoneymoonObama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286714010978231122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also on the list of to dos (this is only the local stuff - the rest of the world´s problems further down, so keep reading please Mr. Gallant) :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rev. Rick Warren (the guy who compares gays to pedophiles and thinks women are nazis if they are pro-choice - yep, coming right up at your inauguration. Some people are just a little bit pissed off about this, even if you look good without a shirt)&lt;br /&gt;Roland Burris (the guy the guy with the Bob´s Big Boy hair do nominated as your senate replacement. He sounds nice enough, but well, I`ve heard he´s a bit of a loser.)&lt;br /&gt;B.Rod (who thinks you are a Fothermucker.......or something like that)&lt;br /&gt;Partners in Crime (Bush&amp;Cheney - you aren´t going to let them get away with that heaping steaming pile of poo they´ve left you......are you?)&lt;br /&gt;Gitmo (I´ve heard from my Australian friends they´re not really into the "welcoming convicts with open arms" thing especially if they aren´t proper convicts)&lt;br /&gt;health care ('nuff said. Tends to be overlooked since its been on the to do list for, like, centuries) &lt;br /&gt;the still sloppy leftovers wreckage of Katrina and Ike &lt;br /&gt;Auto bailout (yeah, unfortunately, even the excessive use of SUV convoy travel in all those Ridley Scott, Bond and Bourne movies didn´t help them driving themselves off the cliff) &lt;br /&gt;Bank bailout (don´t give them the rest of the money!!)&lt;br /&gt;Steel Industry (breaking news - they need about a gazillion $$$ as well to keep from crashing?) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh, and all that foreign policy stuff (in case you forgot, the world has high expectations too.......if they had voted, you´d have got 98,3%....no pressure....just sayin'...)&lt;br /&gt;The Gaza conflict (yeah, Bush already said he´s going to leave that to you. His lame duckness has turned into total recall) &lt;br /&gt;Mugabe (yeah, you better do something about Mugabe because nobody else is. My suggestion: drop Bush, Cheney &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt; Mugabe at the North Pole. I hear the still few remaining polar bears are especially friendly this time of year)&lt;br /&gt;Afghanistan (please, look back at &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;recent&lt;/span&gt; history - no one has succeeded there. The Russians spent ten years there, lost almost 14,000 men and were completely unsuccessful.....please be careful and maybe consider some other options)&lt;br /&gt;Irak (um......yeah.....)&lt;br /&gt;Global warming &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and that isn´t all.....theres Russia, Pakistan, Iran, India and about 106 more countries. Thank God you have Hillary!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV8qz9CTdlI/AAAAAAAAAGs/DNH0fxQBmdE/s1600-h/Hilary.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV8qz9CTdlI/AAAAAAAAAGs/DNH0fxQBmdE/s400/Hilary.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286991559602173522" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, you are the Awesome O. I have faith in you. Really. Its true.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4249846192638918597?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4249846192638918597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4249846192638918597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4249846192638918597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4249846192638918597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/17-days-to-go-mr-gallant.html' title='17 days to go Mr. Gallant'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV4uYf1wI1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/6waN7pEIUIs/s72-c/HoneymoonObama.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5482520722410990202</id><published>2009-01-02T07:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-05T13:12:23.727-08:00</updated><title type='text'>17 days to go Mr. Gallant</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV4uYf1wI1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/6waN7pEIUIs/s1600-h/HoneymoonObama.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV4uYf1wI1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/6waN7pEIUIs/s400/HoneymoonObama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286714010978231122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also on the list of to dos (this is only the local stuff - the rest of the world´s problems further down, so keep reading please Mr. Gallant) :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rev. Rick Warren (the guy who compares gays to pedophiles and thinks women are nazis if they are pro-choice - yep, coming right up at your inauguration. Some people are just a little bit pissed off about this)&lt;br /&gt;Roland Burris (the guy the guy with the Bob´s Big Boy hair do nominated as your senate replacement)&lt;br /&gt;B.Rod (who thinks you are a Fothermucker.......or something like that)&lt;br /&gt;The Dynamic Duo (Bush&amp;Cheney - you aren´t going to let them get away with that heaping steaming pile of poo they´ve left you......are you?)&lt;br /&gt;Gitmo (I´ve heard from my Australian friends they´re not really into the "welcoming convicts with open arms" thing especially if they aren´t proper convicts)&lt;br /&gt;health care ('nuff said. Likes to be overlooked since its been on the to do list for, like, centuries) &lt;br /&gt;the still sloppy leftovers wreckage of Katrina and Ike &lt;br /&gt;Auto bailout (yeah, unfortunately, even the excessive use of SUV convoy travel in all those Ridley Scott, Bond and Bourne movies didn´t help them driving themselves off the cliff) &lt;br /&gt;Bank bailout (don´t give them the rest of the money!!)&lt;br /&gt;Steel Industry (thats quite new - whats this I heard - they need about a gazillion $$$ as well to keep from crashing?) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh, and all that foreign policy stuff (incase you forgot, the world has high expectations too.......if they had voted, you´d have got 98,3%....)&lt;br /&gt;The Gaza conflict (yeah, Bush already said he´s going to leave that to you. His lame duckness has turned into total recall) &lt;br /&gt;Mugabe (yeah, you better do something about Mugabe because nobody else is)&lt;br /&gt;Afghanistan (please, look back at history - no one has succeeded there.....be careful)&lt;br /&gt;Irak (um......yeah.....)&lt;br /&gt;Global warming &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But hey, you are the Awesome O. I have faith in you. Really. Its true.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5482520722410990202?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5482520722410990202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5482520722410990202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5482520722410990202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5482520722410990202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2009/01/17-days-to-go-mr-gallant_02.html' title='17 days to go Mr. Gallant'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SV4uYf1wI1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/6waN7pEIUIs/s72-c/HoneymoonObama.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5879352655506947379</id><published>2008-12-31T05:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.373-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Its 11PM on the East Coast:.......</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;sure there are many more awesome statements, quotes and soundbites - but these are some of the ones I came across.....and remembered......for various reasons.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We have a debt so enormous, the Chinese are legally allowed to keep us as pets" (Jon Stewart) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Zero x Zero equals zero credibility" (apply that to whom you will......banks maybe? or most politicians? Dick Cheney? oh, and that other guy, Bush? Yeah, its a long list)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Comedians' chant the world over 6 weeks into the McCain/Palin campaign: HALLELUJA!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Two skinny guys from Illinois made a difference, Abe Lincoln and Barack Obama"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"OJ has ruined SUV travel on the highway for all black people" (Jon Stewart on Obama being followed by reporters the day after his election) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Even the Sperm banks are failing" (Stephen Colbert) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A man so harmless he was nearly killed by a pretzel" (anonymous investor before he lost $5.5 bill on Bernie Madoff's ponzi scam)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The first rule of recession: we do not talk about the recession" (it wasn´t George Bush) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The Bank bailout: The Governments money for the Incompetence program" (a member of JP Morgan)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What? Isn´t that like putting the donkey before the cart? Isn´t that just ass backwards?" (R Sen. David Vitter on giving the Big 3 Auto companies a loan before presenting an action plan. Vitter is best known for not resigning his seat after admitting involvement in a prostitution scandal)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I need a shit, a shower and an internet connection" (Leo di Caprio in Body of Lies)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Obama says we only have one president at a time. I´m afraid that overstates the number of presidents we have at the present time" (Barney Frank, House financial chairman) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You can force a guy from office with a vote of no confidence? Because we haven´t had confidence in our guy for quite some time." (Jon Stewart on Canada´s government system) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ok. This guy is getting double digits. OJ is going to get out sooner" (on B. Rod's possible jailtime)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Nothing says meglamaniac better better than telling your customers they´re wrong" (Keith Olberman on Bill O´Reilly)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Women who have abortions are Nazis" (Rev. Rick Warren, the guy holding the invocation at Obama´s inauguration. NB: Dear Mr. President Gallant, I know you are trying to be reach out to all Americans - but this guy......honestly, I think it may be taking this bipartisanship thing a bit too far) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He sunk his career so deep that not even a submarine can find the wreckage of that movie" (Mark Kermode on Guy Ritchie's latest film Rocknrolla)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you´re a tit." (anonymous on President Goofus) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Its ok to believe in it with a passion, but the evidence isn´t overwhelming." (On England´s chances of ever winning the World Cup) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Severed foot found on the shoreline. Officials were stumped." (headline in local Cornwall newspaper)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sure, he did "After Hours" a one-hit wonder. But it was downhill from there on in....no, I take that back. He went straight for the cliff. And jumped." (anonymous on director Griffin Dunne´s career.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Because of the limited space in our restaurant, we ask couples to share a table." (seen on the menu of a London restaurant)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No one speaks for her but her – said a spokesman" (RNC staff member on Sarah Palin´s willingness to speak to the press)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don´t mean to belabour the point, but can you name any newspapers or magazines that you read?" (Katie Couric to Sarah Palin. And incase you were on Mars, she couldn´t.....name any)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Bush regrets using bellicose language – he doesn´t like wars – he just like to blow things up – like bombing the shit out of Bagdad. &lt;br /&gt;He wants to leave a legacy of international diplomacy – that’s a bit like the bull in the China shop saying: Is there anything else I can do? "(anonymous on Bush) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Clever people live longer. Has to do with enzymes – stops the erosion of brain cells. Bad news for Colleen and Wayne." (Jon Holmes on Wayne Rooney´s chances of octogenarianism) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry" (Gabriel Marquez Garcia) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best, most passionate commentary of the year:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keith Olberman on the passing of Proposition 8, banning the right for same sex marriages: (excerpt) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And yet to me this vote is horrible. Horrible. Because this isn't about yelling, and this isn't about politics. This is about the human heart, and if that sounds corny, so be it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is this, to you? Nobody is asking you to embrace their expression of love. But don't you, as human beings, have to embrace... that love? The world is barren enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is stacked against love, and against hope, and against those very few and precious emotions that enable us to go forward. Your marriage only stands a 50-50 chance of lasting, no matter how much you feel and how hard you work.&lt;br /&gt;You don't have to help it, you don't have it applaud it, you don't have to fight for it. Just don't put it out. Just don't extinguish it. Because while it may at first look like that love is between two people you don't know and you don't understand and maybe you don't even want to know. It is, in fact, the ember of your love, for your fellow person just because this is the only world we have. And the other guy counts, too."&lt;br /&gt;entire commentary: read it. Its pretty awesome. &lt;br /&gt;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27650743/#storyContinued&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;and the most spine-tingling,historical, life-changing, awesome announcement of 2008: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Its 11PM on the East Coast and Barack Obama is projected to be the next President of the United States of America" (Keith Olberman on MSNBC, November 6th, 2008)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and heres my book recommendation for 2009:  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sock-cucker Fother-Mucker + 1001 Other Ways to Ineffectively conceal Profanity" &lt;br /&gt;by Contessa Brewer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5879352655506947379?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5879352655506947379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5879352655506947379' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5879352655506947379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5879352655506947379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/12/11pm-on-east-coast.html' title='&amp;quot;Its 11PM on the East Coast:.......'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3968856940853247241</id><published>2008-12-31T05:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.373-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes......he did.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SVt0BfrttvI/AAAAAAAAAGU/JD6OKusW6C8/s1600-h/barack-obama.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SVt0BfrttvI/AAAAAAAAAGU/JD6OKusW6C8/s400/barack-obama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285946156682950386" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and 19 days to go......can´t we change the constitution to make the transition period shorter.....votes in and accounted for moves the other guy out? On the other hand, we would have missed the artful dodger on his "victory" tour in Irak. Well, it was definitely a victory for the shoemaker in Istanbul. &lt;br /&gt;Yep.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3968856940853247241?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3968856940853247241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3968856940853247241' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3968856940853247241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3968856940853247241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/12/yeshe-did.html' title='Yes......he did.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SVt0BfrttvI/AAAAAAAAAGU/JD6OKusW6C8/s72-c/barack-obama.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-216897843449845881</id><published>2008-12-31T05:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.373-07:00</updated><title type='text'>remember this?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SVtzCCLBpRI/AAAAAAAAAGM/5dCJZUlY74c/s1600-h/esc2008logo-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SVtzCCLBpRI/AAAAAAAAAGM/5dCJZUlY74c/s400/esc2008logo-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285945066429457682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;me neither. Plus whats up with the logo? Euro-heart-ision? Personally, I think most participants are aliens. And they´re not even attempting to disguise themselves. Just check out all the tin foil they have wrapped around their heads. I mean, you can´t, but if you watched it, which nobody did, you´d know. Its so us earthlings can´t read their minds. &lt;br /&gt;Its true.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-216897843449845881?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/216897843449845881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=216897843449845881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/216897843449845881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/216897843449845881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/12/remember-this.html' title='remember this?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SVtzCCLBpRI/AAAAAAAAAGM/5dCJZUlY74c/s72-c/esc2008logo-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-805643883828291873</id><published>2008-12-11T04:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.373-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the starbuckian world</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SUEOWmniacI/AAAAAAAAAEY/4w6HclzphLg/s1600-h/cup-cover.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SUEOWmniacI/AAAAAAAAAEY/4w6HclzphLg/s400/cup-cover.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278516019741223362" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Katie Couric finally asked the question:  why not small, medium or large? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why tall, grande, venti? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;k.......here´s how it went down: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tall instead of small: a brilliant opportunity to not insult a guy when you say - "hey, you have a tall penis". This was obviously thought up by a guy with a small penis.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;grande: pronouced "gran-day" not grande as in la grande nation. Although there are some freaks  out there who actually go in to Starbucks and order a "grande" (think french accent here)  latte.  Although I think that danger only exists in Europe where people actually speak more than one language. Hence the urge to impress with a fake french accent. We all know everything sounds sexier en francais. Hey, there is a whole facebook group devoted to that topic so it must be true.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um, well, reason for gran-day instead of medium: nobody wants to be medium.  As in not small, not large, not old, not young. In the middle.  Nothing duller than being mediocre, ordinary.  Whereas a "gran-day" just makes you feel like you are some awesome person who knows that actually, the gran-day - at least in the Starbuckian world - gets you the best deal for the money. And one is forking out some serious cash for the pleasure of a cup of coffee. Besides, if you are ordinary, you are grande ordinary. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;venti: this is a tough one.  And Starbucks really needed the think tank steaming long and hard on how to make a really fat person feel better when ordering 20 oz of frappucino.  And also justifying 5$+ worth of coffee.   Needed to sound light and airy, posh, important.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, really, you have to admit "venti" sounds a whole lot better than "large" or "jumbo size". And most Americans won´t get the connection that venti/20 oz is the amount they are drinking. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets go to the linguistic roots of "venti":  the root of the word "vent" means wind in french.   So here we have the air factor ie  light, breezy. Of course, you could turn that theory upside down by figuring out that not even 100 mile-an-hour winds will be able to knock you over if you are a constant champion of venti drinks. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, the word "venti" actually means 20 in Italian.  And yes, we have already established the fact that there are 20 ozs in a venti.   So when ordering a venti you are actually drinking 20 times the amount of caffeine the average Italian consumes. In one go.  The positive spin: Italians are wimps. Buying American: you buy big and you can hold your coffee.  Sure theres a connection in there somewhere with some pharmaceutical corporation. You know, after lying awake night after night cause you constantly drink venti cappucinos, frappucinos and lattes, you need to get a tranquilizer gun to finally get some sleep. Oh, and get some diet pills while you´re there. You´ve gotten fat after consuming  500 calories on one drink alone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Voila. Thats what you call cross- corporation assistance. Starbucks is indeed socially conscious.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-805643883828291873?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/805643883828291873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=805643883828291873' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/805643883828291873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/805643883828291873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/12/starbuckian-world.html' title='the starbuckian world'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/SUEOWmniacI/AAAAAAAAAEY/4w6HclzphLg/s72-c/cup-cover.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8294276362607105753</id><published>2008-12-09T04:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.373-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the prop 8 musical - I hate musicals but this is short....and has a point to make</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_c0cf508ff8"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=c0cf508ff8" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=c0cf508ff8" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_c0cf508ff8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85595" title="by FOD Team"&gt;"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more...&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/jackblack"&gt;Jack Black&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8294276362607105753?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8294276362607105753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8294276362607105753' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8294276362607105753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8294276362607105753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/12/prop-8-musical-i-hate-musicals-but-this.html' title='the prop 8 musical - I hate musicals but this is short....and has a point to make'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6184991782485695966</id><published>2008-12-02T04:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.374-07:00</updated><title type='text'>left and right</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/STU_4YA9B1I/AAAAAAAAADg/7DiGExnE29Y/s1600-h/brains.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 302px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/STU_4YA9B1I/AAAAAAAAADg/7DiGExnE29Y/s320/brains.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275192776286078802" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  I am thinking about sending him an email.  Or rather about not sending him an email. You gotta talk me down here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  Um. Ok.  Although not sure if I am the best person to give advice here. After all, I am kinda involved........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  Nevermind. I will talk myself down.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;„Nope, not going to write an email.“ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I sent the last one and didn´t get an answer. It’s over, right?  I mean, whats 398 days, 9600 hours of writing, sighing, pining, crying, 843 pages of mails, letters, 300 hours on skype and 7 weeks non-cyperspace-actual-physical-proximity-looking-into-each-others-eyes-holding-hands-making-love-watching-movies-spent together? No problem – just.......you know,  end it with „delete everything“  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;right:  Did you really delete everything? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left: of course not. But I bet he did.  He’s into drastic measures.   Although, it’s not gonna help.  Unless he has discovered how to erase brain memory. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  Ha.  Like in „Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind“.  But......well........ you obviously miss him.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  Miss him???  MISS HIM???  The guy was my ultimate soulmate. He is my soulmate. Nothing can ever change that.  MISS HIM??  About 399 times a day (don´t you just love statistics to drive your point home?) when I check my mails, my heart pounds in anticipation to see if the  red „one“ or „two“ or „three“ indicating new mail..... if one of those is from him.  It’s like I will his name to appear but apparently the mind over matter thing isn’t working so well for me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right: Yep. Mailcount has dropped dramatically.  All I see in there are mostly newsletters.   And the occasional poke from Ros.  How long has it been? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  don´t wanna know. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  Ok.  Last mail plonked into my inbox November 10th, 5:01 AM local time which means it was 1:01 PM in Perth  – that was the last one I received..... and I go back sometimes,  re-reading his words. It started promisingly: “I’m sorry“...........and then it ends on a completely unresolved note.  Are we together? Have we split up? Whats the official status?  It seems so.......ghostly.....I mean, it’s as if he never existed – as if we never existed.......a facebook movie trivia quiz where we only got 2 out of 10 answers right. „Your compatability sucks“ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;right:  But it was definitely real. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Left:  Was it?  I don´t know anymore.   It’s as if  the episode was spongified.  Or paper towelified. Or sanitary napkinified.  Nothing shows on the outside – it’s all on the inside. Sealed away. All fine and dandy on the surface – inside it’s just yuck.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  Hey, remember Back to the Future II?  You know, Marty travels to the future to find out that his mom married Buzz which would mean Marty isn’t Marty so he has to travel back to the past to remedy that.....or something. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left: Err......whats your point? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right: well,  Marty sees his face on photographs slowly fading away as time goes on.   Reminds me a bit of your plight.  Memories fading........dunno. Just a thought.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  so what are you suggesting? Time travel?  To be honest, even if it were possible – traveling backwards or forwards – I don´t know if the outcome would be any different.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why can’t you come up with an analogy from Homer or Socrates or Satre? You know, something that sounds super smart and academic-like. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right: “Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing, and dancing sooner than war”   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  Googling doesn´t count.   So you saying love is war?  Maybe.  I sure feel in the midst of a battle – battling against the  fading, but it seems to no avail.  I mean, I am in this incredibly odd place – tettering between ok-this-is-how-its-going-to-be-now-moving-on and suddenly at random instances being jolted back in a electroshock-therapy sort of way to why-can’t-we-make-this-work?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One stumbles between the daily routine-life-goes-on to hey, wait a minute?  Wtf?? We wanted to get married.  And knowing who we are – that was huge.  I mean, it just seemed like the completely natural thing to do, you know, like drinking coffee in the morning.  Sleeping, eating, getting married. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel like.........my insides have been blasted away. A nice big round hole where you can see whats going on behind me or whichever way I happen to be facing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  Oceans apart, day after day..........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;left:   hearing any love song spontaneously makes me cry and barf at the same time – not a pretty sight.   Beside the fact that any couple within sight engaged in public displays of affections are just asking for it – like „can you please stop doing that in my face? „&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:   Sure those happy couples just feel sorry for you and think you’re some bitter spinster. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  whatever.  You just don´t do that to all us truly poor creatures who have no one to hold hands with and kiss at random moments.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right: so you are bitter.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left: I am not bitter. I  get on perfectly well on my own.  If I really desperately wanted someone, I’d just  go to bars and stuff.  I mean, hell, thats how lots of people do it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  sure. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  actually anything I read about, or hear in the news about makes me sad. I always shared all my thoughts with him.......everything!  We talked about everything. Makes me incredibly sad.  Bottomless pit sad.  Infinite black hole sad. And thats a whole lot of sad. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  Understandable losing a part of yourself......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  No.  I still am me.  I will always be me. It’s  just that  I´ve lost the person who made me better, who inspired me, who made me smarter, who made me beautiful, who made me translucent.......but well......doesn’t do any good, does it?  At least I don´t think me writing  him now will do any good – I mean,  &lt;br /&gt;the crux of our discussion..........I just don´t think I should be the first to write.  I did write him several mails after his last one and got no answer.  The ball is in his court. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  true.  But didn´t you say once you´d never play "games"?  That sounds alot like adhering to some rules out of "He´s just not that into you" (which - to be fair - maybe he isn´t) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  Its not about games.  Its about self-respect.   Gotta have some self-respect here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  maybe its just better this way. If he doesn´t love you, then well, let it rest. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;left:  Exactly. Thats why I won´t write.  I told him I´d always be here.  I told him quite clearly I´d always be the one who loves him. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cannot believe he never loved me, I cannot believe he doesn´t think about me......no?  I mean, all that raw love emotion stuff  expressed through so many channels.........plus the fact I´d appreciate a bit of suffering on the other end (yeah, I know – I´m a bitch) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right: I think the intensity might have been the ultimate dealbreaker. You guys were like Romeo&amp;Juliet-Othello&amp;Desdemona-Tristan&amp;Isolde- Heloise&amp;Abelard all rolled into one.  And look what happened to them - death, poison, rage, jealousy, miscommunication.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  True.  None of them lived happily ever after.     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  thats a revelation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  Shut up.   I’m doing my best here.   I grew up with the firm belief there are happy endings.  And in a way, I still believe there are happy endings. Maybe just not in the classical sense ie Hollywood style. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:   So it should be a consolation that you´ve known true love. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:   How can that be a consolation? To have experienced it only to have it taken away??  I don’t even know why we are broken up.  Its like a vicious circle! Ok - yes, there is true love.  Yes, I found true love. Then WHY OH WHY can´t we make it happen? WHY?? I don´t get it!!! Its the 21st century for chrissake. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;right:  Have you ever considered the option that you aren’t the one for him? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:   Not really.   If I really am not the one – then a loud and clear red alert email, phone call or text message stating one or all of the below: &lt;br /&gt;a. „I don´t love you“&lt;br /&gt;b. „You don´t care enough“&lt;br /&gt;c. „I can´t take this long distance relationship thing“&lt;br /&gt;d. „I am from another planet and need a fellow from-another-planet-person to engage with“&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;Right: I´ll go with „d“. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:   Yeah, I´m thinking the same thing. Besides I am from another planet too! We are perfect for each other!  Doesn´t detract nor distract from the fact that for me – he was the one.  And will &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;always&lt;/span&gt; be the one.  And I am trying to come to terms with that fact.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meaning, I have to live the rest of my life with a bleeding heart. How absurdly kitsch is that?  Knowing my person exists but we can´t seem to make it happen? Yes, there is that one true love and he is alive on the other side of the planet but we will never be together? And with that knowledge, I get to spend the rest of my life.......alone??? Sorry, I´d rather not have known. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right: look at the bright side - you are used to being alone.  Shorter transition period. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  great.  Thanks.  Feel alot better.  So now what?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right:  Smoking or non-smoking? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Left:  Take a wild guess.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6184991782485695966?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6184991782485695966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6184991782485695966' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6184991782485695966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6184991782485695966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/12/left-and-right.html' title='left and right'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dnHHB6Y7DBU/STU_4YA9B1I/AAAAAAAAADg/7DiGExnE29Y/s72-c/brains.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5052362152030430278</id><published>2008-11-10T05:17:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.374-07:00</updated><title type='text'>more than a Quantum of Solace........</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SRg1o_HjJOI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mu0y2nB9V7k/s1600-h/obama-badass.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 334px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SRg1o_HjJOI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mu0y2nB9V7k/s400/obama-badass.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267018742463931618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;coming up shortly - a Quantum of Solace and why Obama beats any superhero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(thanks to my friend, the badass Bart Alder for sending me this pic)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5052362152030430278?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5052362152030430278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5052362152030430278' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5052362152030430278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5052362152030430278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/11/more-than-quantum-of-solace_10.html' title='more than a Quantum of Solace........'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SRg1o_HjJOI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mu0y2nB9V7k/s72-c/obama-badass.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5405010097274812531</id><published>2008-11-10T05:17:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T05:22:22.105-08:00</updated><title type='text'>more than a Quantum of Solace........</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SRg1o_HjJOI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mu0y2nB9V7k/s1600-h/obama-badass.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 334px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SRg1o_HjJOI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mu0y2nB9V7k/s400/obama-badass.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267018742463931618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;coming up shortly - a Quantum of Solace and why Obama beats any superhero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(thanks to my friend, the badass Bart Alder for sending me this pic)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5405010097274812531?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5405010097274812531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5405010097274812531' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5405010097274812531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5405010097274812531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/11/more-than-quantum-of-solace.html' title='more than a Quantum of Solace........'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SRg1o_HjJOI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mu0y2nB9V7k/s72-c/obama-badass.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-5929358197643721831</id><published>2008-10-26T09:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T04:23:29.374-07:00</updated><title type='text'>wanna read more?</title><content type='html'>check out my other blogs: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.orgasmicclarity.blogspot.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.tatianalensky.blogspot.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;some blogs are doubled up - but I am in the midst of re-organizing them - so bear with me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-5929358197643721831?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/5929358197643721831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=5929358197643721831' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5929358197643721831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/5929358197643721831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/10/wanna-read-more_26.html' title='wanna read more?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2892972560182018800</id><published>2008-10-26T09:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-26T09:24:40.997-07:00</updated><title type='text'>wanna read more?</title><content type='html'>check out my other blogs: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.orgasmicclarity.blogspot.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.tatianalensky.blogspot.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;some blogs are doubled up - but I am in the midst of re-organizing them - so bear with me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2892972560182018800?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2892972560182018800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2892972560182018800' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2892972560182018800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2892972560182018800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/10/wanna-read-more.html' title='wanna read more?'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-1958694478004328503</id><published>2008-07-06T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-06T10:06:44.260-07:00</updated><title type='text'>high visibility bibs for sale and 50% off on jumpsuits due to unconvincing Cate Blanchett performance</title><content type='html'>Finally,   I managed to pull myself by the scruff of the neck, bleeding heart and all..... and went to see "Indiana Jones and the completely retarded rest of the title skull thing. ( Even though I had sworn back in November to one of the first to see this movie......well, better late than ever.....or never.....or whatever, I always say) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I must congratulate myself on the correct premonition that the bag Ms. Blanchett  bears is indeed a barf bag. Too bad the ravenous ants were tricked and didn´t devour her. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dull. Not one single even chuckle-worthy one-liner. Not one. The only thing that was mildly amusing was Cate Blanchett´s attempt at a Russian accent. Kinda like Queen Elisabeth pretending to be a Russian spy. You know "I am Elisabeth so I can get away with a really crappy accent" And I´m not sure if she did much in the way of a sales boost of  jump suits.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that alien twist - ooh brother. I think its time to propel George RIA-Dummwit-or-wtf-Lucas into space. You know - escape velocity. Although in his case its more of head-on-a-pike so we can throw fruit at it or strap him to the side of the next space shuttle mission rocket. Untie him somewhere between Pluto and RX5-ante-hell-planet-nr.47 - close to the nearest big black hole and the astronauts tell him "hey, we´ll be right back, we just have to get some more jet propulsion fuel stuff." then never come back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, theres George, wearing his high-visibility bib, waiting patiently, tettering on the edge of this massive black hole. Eventually, he´ll fall in - you know, sonic waves from fly bys, space quakes and stuff. If the search party waits long enough, he´ll have fallen in and they can call it off - with a clear conscience, knowing all of mankind has been done a huge service. Well, at least all movie goers will be spared any more retarded completely moronic badly written devoid of any smidgen-of-an-idea prequels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes. thats what he deserves. Either that, or Spielberg pulls rank on him and sends him to Tom Cruise´s bunker in Idaho. Or where ever that is. You know, to perform underterrestrial DNA extraction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;um, yeah, its summer. its hot.  And Hancock was definitely better.  Sex and the City is next. Yeah, I know, I´m kinda late and certainly one the last people to see this film.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-1958694478004328503?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/1958694478004328503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=1958694478004328503' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1958694478004328503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/1958694478004328503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/07/high-visibility-bibs-for-sale-and-50.html' title='high visibility bibs for sale and 50% off on jumpsuits due to unconvincing Cate Blanchett performance'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-4727382102381002701</id><published>2008-05-26T05:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-26T06:00:00.283-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This would have been a better title......</title><content type='html'>the first time I heard the title for the 4th Indy movie - and had to repeat it to interested friends - well, I couldn´t. That was about 6 months ago. And I thought - ok, I´m stupid. I can´t for the life of me remember this bloody title. Indiana Jones and the crystal skull thing whatever. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I find my self doubts completely and utterly justified and myself exonerated. (is that the right expression? ) Because - after listen to Mark Kermode´s review, apparently I was not and am not the only one who thinks the title is just too complicated. No flow off the tongue for this one. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This would have been a much better title. And if its based on Frank Darabont´s script - then most likely also the better story. Now I haven´t seen this Indy yet - much to my dismay because I wanted to be the first in my neighborhood. Not succeeding in being the first, I at least wanted to be unblemished by any word-of-mouth or sucky reviews (which due to super human expectations are, like, mandatory) And well, that resolution had the same fate as my new years resolution. The apple a day one (I purposely kept it simple and easy to remember) turned into about one a month. Um, where was I? oh yeah, no listening to any reviews. Well, impossible. I have heard reviews. I am still going to see it. But am no more innocent of possible plot pitfalls nor potential uncharismatic portrayals. OH well. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways - maybe nr. 5 will have a better title. And less media attention. Ha. Like the day Paris Hilton wins an oscar. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDq0NvT-yeI/AAAAAAAAAFY/yApYTS-8fwE/s1600-h/jeff_woods_indy_poster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDq0NvT-yeI/AAAAAAAAAFY/yApYTS-8fwE/s320/jeff_woods_indy_poster.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204670467511601634" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-4727382102381002701?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/4727382102381002701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=4727382102381002701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4727382102381002701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/4727382102381002701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-would-have-been-better-title.html' title='This would have been a better title......'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDq0NvT-yeI/AAAAAAAAAFY/yApYTS-8fwE/s72-c/jeff_woods_indy_poster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6182894941960090959</id><published>2008-05-19T07:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-25T10:10:36.532-07:00</updated><title type='text'>go forth and see.....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDGW0fs6pYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/Y8Ez_HfH6xU/s1600-h/indylogo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDGW0fs6pYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/Y8Ez_HfH6xU/s320/indylogo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202104873196889474" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ok - the marketing has the subtleness of a fazor-sledgehammer-spiked-hatchet type club  thingy. And an axe. To split your head open to insert flashing billboard signs. You know, just to be sure. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And its got Cate Blanchett in it. (I mean, seriously, can she take a fucking break? Like for 10 years? I am so sick of her sanctimonious decent acting jobs - barf, gag, retch. She´s making me sick due to overexposure.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDGdJvs6pZI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/TcnslKafz_o/s1600-h/CateIndy+copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDGdJvs6pZI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/TcnslKafz_o/s320/CateIndy+copy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202111835338876306" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yes, it is being bashed by critics. Of course. I mean, a critic who thinks Three Colors Red or Blue or whatever - is awesome has to pan Indiana Jones. Otherwise, it´d go against his imagined intellectual superiority. Its always easier to throw rotten eggs and burnt tires and beer cans. Has any film critic ever gone out and actually produced something? Other than a 1500 word review? Mark Kermode is exempt from any critique on critics. He´s just plain kermodianly awesome. (NB: I did, unfortunately hear his review on Indy - the main critic point being Shia LeBoeu´s hair - which I hate to say it - if hair is an issue, the plot can´t be all that exciting)   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But as you say - who cares? I think they are doing it - to a certain extent - to justify their own existences as critics.  I am sure you can take it apart, find lots of flaws, and more holes in the plot than in fishnet stockings.&lt;br /&gt;Besides, which film - after years and years trying to find a good enough script to appease Harrison Forld, Steven Spielberg, and producers - can live up to the hype they are generating around this film. Its impossible. Simply impossible.  Thats kind of the flaw in Hollywood.  They are spending - what - around 100 million on advertising alone. Possibly even more. They are releasing simultaneously worldwide to rake in as much as possible within the first couple of days just incase word-of-mouth spreads faster than the tickets sell.  But for any true even mildly avid cinephile, its a must. An absolute must.  Going to see this movie says: I just love movie magic. And all it stands for. All it has stood for since the very beginnings. Thats what Spielberg does. With these kinds of movies. (Not such a huge fan of his serious stuff.  Decent enough but I have a prejudice against it for some reason) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He just has the formula down pat.  I don´t know the mathematical equation which would correctly represent what he can do - but he has the quite uncanny ability to bring cliched stereotypical childhood fantasies to life so that anybody loves it. It must be something like Newman´s Own one pound of popcorn + equal amounts of I can´t believe its not Butter = cotton candy enjoyment. Or something like that. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But one thing the critics can´t detract from or  deny  - that at least the 3 previous Indy films will, already have gone down in cinematic history.&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, for creating a character - that despite certain ueber human capabilities - isn´t a superhero. He´s a normal guy. A cool simpatico guy. And always knew whips come in handy. And that guns beat saber wielding bad guys any day. &lt;br /&gt;Secondly, for transporting us into a very black and white childlike world of good and evil.  Things are as they seem, face value. Allowing us to indulge and believe for a while at least,  that good and evil looks as it should according to fairy tales we read as kids.&lt;br /&gt;Thirdly, the music. Hearing that theme in 5.1 DRS THX dolby surround will bring tears to my eyes, as it always did. Tears of excitement, of magic, of passion - the stuff , the trembling anticipation, the full popcorn impact when you say: I´m going to the movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So - no matter how disappointing the story might be - it´s kind of mandatory for any popcorn munching movie freak worth his or her weight. In popcorn.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6182894941960090959?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6182894941960090959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6182894941960090959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6182894941960090959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6182894941960090959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/05/go-forth-and-see.html' title='go forth and see.....'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SDGW0fs6pYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/Y8Ez_HfH6xU/s72-c/indylogo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-817303721694165414</id><published>2008-04-19T08:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T08:40:58.160-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='important information'/><title type='text'>The Importance of being well-heeled</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SAoO5Mh-2qI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Ey13rUATip8/s1600-h/silvershoes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SAoO5Mh-2qI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Ey13rUATip8/s320/silvershoes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190977896277007010" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People – if you cannot afford a decent pair of shoes (and in all honesty, there are no wearable shoes for under $200) then buy sneakers for chrissake. (Jesus, please forgive me for using your name in vain, but well, its an emergency and really, truly serious but I figure you are with me on this even though you did wear sandals. )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And when I say sneakers: I´m not talking about those pseudo sneaker-leather things with knobby rubber soles and velcro latches  that make me want to carry around a sledgehammer and smash peoples feet with it. Sound like it hurts? It should.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if you are susceptible to cheap tricks: I suggest you throw garlic at something, dowse your head in holy water and/or wear a really big cross before reading ads like these: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Since I found the shoe section on the Macy's web site, I've been addicted, so I had to include them, even though not all of their shoes met my "25 dollar or less" rule.”  (I´d like to see the person who made up that rule……..then again, maybe I wouldn´t…….seeing as I´m a pacifist) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Payless - Super Stylish, Affordable Shoes&lt;br /&gt;Payless has an amazing knack for staying on top of shoe trends…….with the vast majority of the shoes coming in at less than $20 per pair.” (um……..get me some dandylion root tea please and a bean burrito) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;$pendless $hoes – um, no. Leave it to the Australians who are so laidback they can’t even be bothered to think of a misleading name. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Get What You Pay For&lt;br /&gt;I know some have this insatiable desire to impress with sheer numbers,  but surely, it’s better to have one really nice pair rather than 49 pair that look like you made them yourself with glitter, glue and recycled milk cartons. And quite frankly I shriek in fright when I hear the sound of hardened plastic heels grating their way down the street. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SAoOYsh-2oI/AAAAAAAAACk/Y762ql0OsGM/s1600-h/ChristianLouboutain.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SAoOYsh-2oI/AAAAAAAAACk/Y762ql0OsGM/s320/ChristianLouboutain.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190977337931258498" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think about it, why does a pair of designer shoes cost upward of $400? Maybe because the designer designs rather than steals? And maybe because you have highly paid craftsmen using high-quality materials rather than 10 year old Vietnamese kids putting them together? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, some think going for the second hand option is, well, an option. Like ebay. Me, personally, no. Shoes are something very, very personal, like underwear. I mean, they leave their footprint in your shoes, and besides having a symbolic meaning…….which it does……..their feet will also smell. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I only ever imagine some pasty-pale, repressed, -living-at-home-with-mom-confined-to-a-wheelchair- 41-year-old- comb-over guy  buying them. That’s just a sniff away from starting a skin collection.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have never quite grasped the sharing ones shoes with ones girlfriends. No, never did it, never understood it. And now I know why: because it’s wrong. &lt;br /&gt;(NB: another reason might be that my feet were always bigger than my friends. And out of sheer embarrassment, I played the snob.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was sitting on the tube the other day, observing people’s shoes. And man, what a sorry sight that was. Ankle booties seem to be the thing and indeed they are according to all the fashion mags and Sienna Miller.  Unfortunately, the average girl seems to take the advice from spiritual readings by Mary Lou Sinfindinlin. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Style is Everything&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What’s up with women who insist/persist in choosing pointy shoes? They turn a size 6 foot into a size 11. And make you look like an elf, who has failed to graduate from remedial elf class 10 years in a row.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kitten heels fall into the same category. They are just wrong. And I don’t care if you are as tiny and petite as Eva Longoria. They should be banned and I find the sight of them more disturbing that a baboons  butt. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shoes have to suit you. A sure indication is are you able to walk in them gracefully, with poise, with confidence, with ease.  They have to suit your height, weight, proportions. Skinny heels on a big girl – well, that’s just sad. And I don´t care if your boyfriend thinks they´re sexy. Guys are way too easy to please. We all know that. We dress to impress our competition. Yeah, shock, sniff, gasp –  but we all know its true. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you want to go high on the heels, try this first: if you can’t dance in high heels without falling over – then don’t. Do not struggle with your footwear. Still insist on wearing them? Slip into your heels when you get home instead of your comfy slippers and practice. Yep, practice is the only way.  Ask any rookie model. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here’s a simple rule: You wear them, they don’t wear you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Designer shoes are awesome. And while I’ve never owned a pair of Jimmy Choos or Manolos (I’m more the Chloe and Marc Jacobs type – they look awesome and I can actually walk in them as well) there is a reason for the price tag, and admittedly, often a bit exorbitant, but all I can say – it’s worth it. Cinderella knew it. And look what it did for her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SAoOk8h-2pI/AAAAAAAAACs/pVBKtax3OEM/s1600-h/blacksuedesshoes.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SAoOk8h-2pI/AAAAAAAAACs/pVBKtax3OEM/s320/blacksuedesshoes.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190977548384656018" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-817303721694165414?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/817303721694165414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=817303721694165414' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/817303721694165414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/817303721694165414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/04/importance-of-being-well-heeled.html' title='The Importance of being well-heeled'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/SAoO5Mh-2qI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Ey13rUATip8/s72-c/silvershoes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8954219740561463068</id><published>2008-04-11T09:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-24T01:16:12.356-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my opinion'/><title type='text'>You see, this phone system consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of space-age technology that is so sophisticated, even we can't handle it.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_-UWAjegKI/AAAAAAAAACM/UQUNdLw_WFY/s1600-h/_44183818_plane_phone416.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_-UWAjegKI/AAAAAAAAACM/UQUNdLw_WFY/s320/_44183818_plane_phone416.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188028401580933282" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They going to allow the use of mobile phones on airplanes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I ask you: why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s a simple question: why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will tell you why.  Of course I will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some conniving  middleclass pretend capitalist person lobbied the airlines and made them drool with the thought of all that potential cash. (guess they´re not earning enough selling what used to be free bad food) Caught their attention which of course couldn´t have been too difficult since they are in a bit of a downwind. And with fuel prices soaring, times are tough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have been ever since 9/11 when the thought of having your plane diverted into a skyscraper still keeps some people at home.  Not enough, if you ask me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;The decision means that mobiles could be used once a plane has reached an altitude of 3,000m or more. *&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! (think Raymond from Rainman – when he freaked out) That basically means, pretty much after the wheels have left the ground, people are going to start pulling out their phones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, wait, they didn´t even put them away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;"I also call on airlines and operators to create the right conditions on board aircraft to ensure that those who want to use in-flight communication services do not disturb other passengers," *&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_-VTQjegLI/AAAAAAAAACU/VS8msPcYgHg/s1600-h/deathBell1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_-VTQjegLI/AAAAAAAAACU/VS8msPcYgHg/s320/deathBell1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188029453847920818" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um, ok. How are they going to do that? Provide phone booths? Or head bubbles that potential talkers have to put over their heads like a diving bell? Excellent. Should work out just fine in economy class. Now, there won´t only be a battle for the arm rest, but for head space as well. Plus the fact that bashing someone over the head with their phone won´t work – because they´ll be protected. Futile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just realized something: bashing people wearing tin head gear will work just fine – the clanging might render them deaf. Or electrocute them or something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will keep bashing away until they come to arrest me. Or something bad happens. Which ever comes first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_-XVwjegMI/AAAAAAAAACc/fj2G0RQiTs8/s1600-h/bearlbell001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_-XVwjegMI/AAAAAAAAACc/fj2G0RQiTs8/s320/bearlbell001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188031695820849346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;The first flights offering calls could start as early as next month.*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, poor people don’t need to speak on planes because nothing they´ve got to say is important. C´mon, its true. And any business person traveling, well, can use email. Its silent. Besides, the higher up on the importance scale, the more slave labor they have chained to their desk anyways. Assistants need a chance to make important decisions while the boss is in the sky. How else can their under used brain mass be challenged? Or, their true potential be discovered if not under the duress of making a really important decision?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You could argue in favor of the text message. But seeing and hearing someone taping away on their phone like a engrossed goldfish who´s just learned to type is minimally less annoying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;The cost of making a mobile phone call from a plane will be higher than making one from the ground.*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even if they charge us $10 per minute, people are not going to be able to resist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, seriously, why is the last bastion of relative peace being wrested from our greedy little hands?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If your plane is being hijacked or something, well then everybody will use their phones anyways. You know – alert the authorities. And they´ll come and shoot the plane down. See? I told you its not a good idea.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;The common courtesy gene is recessive.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How else can you explain being subjected to random completely retarded useless conversations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Hello darling. Although I just left five minutes ago, do you already miss me?“&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“What color is your underwear? ”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“No, I did´t cheat on you last night”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"How did your colonoscopy go?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I only had 2 beers."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Did you look under the bed? "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He bowled a 37. Loser. "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Curly fries or wedgies?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its everywhere. All public transportation is infected, in supermarkets, at the movies, at concerts, in department stores, on the street, in cafes, in restaurants, bars……..you name it – yep, silly people talking LOUDLY. Pandemic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its noise pollution. And radiation pollution as well. You know, brain tumors. Embrace second-hand smoke I say. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don´t seriously care that I am tidal-waved with stupid speakers all day while earth-bound - but please, Captain Jack, have mercy on us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wasn´t it a blessing in disguise? That peace and non reachability on planes? Letting your thoughts bounce along the fluffy clouds?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know – someone pulls out their phone and starts talking, I am just going to light up. Hows that for smoke in someone´s face.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We´ll see who wins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*comments in boldface courtesy of BBC news from the 7th April 2008&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8954219740561463068?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8954219740561463068/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8954219740561463068' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8954219740561463068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8954219740561463068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-see-this-phone-system-consists-of.html' title='You see, this phone system consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of space-age technology that is so sophisticated, even we can&apos;t handle it.'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_-UWAjegKI/AAAAAAAAACM/UQUNdLw_WFY/s72-c/_44183818_plane_phone416.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7344145641483227011</id><published>2008-04-09T11:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T12:14:28.405-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='noooooooooooo'/><title type='text'>coming soon......</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_0IGQjegJI/AAAAAAAAACE/sPt8FoZmGXw/s1600-h/ernestine.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_0IGQjegJI/AAAAAAAAACE/sPt8FoZmGXw/s320/ernestine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187311249416683666" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A gracious good afternoon. This is Miss Tomlin of the telephone company. Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or why I am against mobile phones on planes.....errr.....being allowed to talk into your mobile phone while on a plane. Potential for criminal acts - like me bashing my neighbor over the head with his or her phone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7344145641483227011?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7344145641483227011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7344145641483227011' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7344145641483227011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7344145641483227011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/04/coming-soon.html' title='coming soon......'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_0IGQjegJI/AAAAAAAAACE/sPt8FoZmGXw/s72-c/ernestine.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-8451062666371931150</id><published>2008-04-09T08:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T11:50:37.160-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Part 1 of dvds you should buy'/><title type='text'>Panache in Portland</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_ziQmbzD0I/AAAAAAAAAB8/NZcra0v4pfo/s1600-h/407px-Bigger_Than_the_Sky_movie_poster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_ziQmbzD0I/AAAAAAAAAB8/NZcra0v4pfo/s320/407px-Bigger_Than_the_Sky_movie_poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187269645646892866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever been to the theater? To a play or a musical?  Ok, me personally, think musicals are exactly like karaoke nights…….you know, painful to watch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be honest, I find it much more entertaining watching fat women screetch and roll their eyes in front of the Castel Sant Angelo in Rome than golly-gee-am-I-in-touch-with-my-inner-child persons dressed up in leotards with whiskers painted on their faces or tin men on roller skates. Anyways, that’s just me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Want some magic and fairy dust? Watch this. You probably missed it at the cinema. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bigger Than the Sky. This movie succeeds in conveying the magic of theater.  That magic as a metaphor for inner change, the search for  a slightly offbeat meaning in life , the search to belong,  for being more daring. Theater as one big group orgy session type thing of psychoanalysis except its much more fun, cheaper and you get to dress up while searching for that other “you”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone who has experienced theater will know what I mean. Everybody has been in a school recital – even there you can feel it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s a world on its own. A spellbinding micro cosmos, where all types of character-concentrates – sparks flying – as they co-exist. The thespian diva – male or female – they always love to wear capes and fedoras.  The handsome beau all the chorus girls swoon for.  The very excellent character actor who  convinces with amazing chameleon-like ability rather than looks.  The overly ambitious Eve Harrington type – you know, the girl who will do absolutely anything to get ahead. Funny that – its always the girls who develop that borderline-psycho stalker syndrome. Well, at least in the movie All About Eve it was like that.   Which, by the way, is definitely worth seeing.  Its one of the best films ever.  Margo Channing and Addison DeWitt – the diva supremes with their deliciously venomous sarcasm and biting wit. Yet still fragile and susceptible to flattery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not like the moronic wannabe divas who are just plain stupid, abusing people around them to feel better about themselves. And who can´t speak a complete sentence without a script.  (why does Mariah Carey keep popping into my head? Go away)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways – back to  “Bigger Than the Sky”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok – the hero is your average Joe – anemic pale, a bit ho hum, carrying with him the usual ingredients  (recently single – having been dumped, unchallenging job) that stew into a meatless dish.  Seemingly a decent guy who will always attempt to do the right thing – that’s  Peter Rooker portrayed by Marcus Thomas.  And of course these events set off the famous domino effect that have him question his ordinary life. Time for a dramatic change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cue entrance stage right – the local community theater group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure, it’s a bit unlikely that someone as dull as Peter with no acting experience would get cast as the lead.  I don´t know – its hard to explain, but I didn´t find it all that ludicrious that he gets the part.  I mean, after all, we are talking about an amateur theater group – and well,  it can happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The choice to use Cyrano De Bergerac as the story within the story  was semi clever seeing as Cyrano´s inner battle with self-doubt – despite his talents as a poet and a soldier – reflect those of the film´s hero Peter. Although Peter isn´t a Cyrano from the outset – he finds his inner Cyrano – as it were.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inspired casting comes with the supporting roles  (Patty Duke, Clare Higgins, Sean Astin) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Greg German has a cameo as Peters boss – excellent – resurrecting  his Ally McBeal Richard Fish baffled-at-the-world-for-not-wanting-to-be-him.   His incredulousness while listening to Peter recite Cyrano is great.  You can see the thought bubble forming…., getting bigger and bigger, when it suddenly disappears as soon as the monologue finishes.  Pop. Next please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Funnily enough – the three main characters – Peter, Michael (played by John Corbett –  Carrie Bradshaw´s favorite Aidan – the thoughtful aka just boring furniture maker) and  Grace (Amy Smart) all are pretty much of the same frozen tv dinner blandness.  A consistently spiceless leading cast.  But again – since the supporters are excellent – the whole thing works as a great ensemble effort.  It certainly helps that the script is decent and the dialogue clever.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The biggest problem I have with the film is its title “Bigger Than the Sky”.  It conjures up something melancholy and depressing – and reminds me of The Sheltering Sky which – if you know the synopsis  (An American artist couple travel aimless through Africa, searching for new experiences that could give new sense to their relationship.) – you may understand my reticence at watching another movie with the word “sky” in it. Bertolucci isn´t really famous for light hearted fare – being the  doleful grim  unrelenting communist that he is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My luck – I saw the movie before I saw the title.  I mean, really, films need appropriate titles. This film falls into the romantic comedy category with a bit of soul searching mixed in. I expect it would have done much better if it were called “ Finding one´s Cyrano” or “Panache in Portland”.  (I really should be a professional title thinker-upper) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, in that sense it was a good idea to cast someone dull as Cyrano – or rather, as the person who then gets the part in the play.  His flaw being a lack of gumption rather than the big nose.  And although his nose doesn´t shrink in the original story, this Cyrano´s dullness fades – to discover his inner  “panache”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So many movies come out. And if there is no notable ka ching at the box office  and/or  notoriety of some sort surrounding the film (actor who is currently serving a jail sentence, or a  screenwriter who was a former stripper or whatever) then they just get overlooked.  And this is my contribution:focusing on those films that deserve a bit more publicity, a second chance. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is one more benevolent towards movies when you don´t pay 10 bucks to see it? Maybe. But that’s what this is about – its time at the cinema is way gone  - and since there are so many dvds out there, I´d like to spotlight some worthies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And “Bigger Than The Sky” is definitely a worthy one to watch.  Yeah, it has flaws – but don´t we all?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are no small parts, only small actors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808646364/video&lt;a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808646364/video"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-8451062666371931150?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/8451062666371931150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=8451062666371931150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8451062666371931150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/8451062666371931150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/04/panache-in-portland.html' title='Panache in Portland'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R_ziQmbzD0I/AAAAAAAAAB8/NZcra0v4pfo/s72-c/407px-Bigger_Than_the_Sky_movie_poster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-6899753494857520739</id><published>2008-04-03T02:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T09:22:53.379-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='important information'/><title type='text'>10 questions to ask a potential facebook lover/friend person</title><content type='html'>1. Is that your real name? &lt;br /&gt;2. describe what you mean by casual attire. &lt;br /&gt;3. Who cuts your hair? &lt;br /&gt;4. Do you use shampoo? &lt;br /&gt;5. How many languages do you speak?  &lt;br /&gt;6. are you an only child? &lt;br /&gt;7. what are your feelings on the smoking ban? &lt;br /&gt;8. have you ever used drugs?&lt;br /&gt;9. do you believe in sideburns?  &lt;br /&gt;10. do you have a trust fund? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And why you are asking&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. &lt;br /&gt;despite what Juliet said – there is something to a name. Besides, you have to   google the person. &lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;br /&gt;Well, believe it or not, there are more ways than one to interpret “casual”. Ask for pictures. &lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;br /&gt;yes, there are  guys out there who cut their own hair. And well, it can get scary. Especially if they´re from Australia. Still kinda rugged down there…….and have a primitive chimp-like suspicion to anything remotely gay.  &lt;br /&gt;4. &lt;br /&gt;Yes, its been known that some guys think washing their hair means getting it wet only.  Doesn´t count. Ask him to name some brands.  If he uses head and shoulders, there might be a dandruff issue.  &lt;br /&gt;5. &lt;br /&gt;Some can´t speak any language so check the spelling. It bodes ill if rudimentary linguistic skills are missing. And it means the guy will be big on grunting and low on speaking.  And if that’s the case – then, well, you won´t get much satisfaction when arguing. &lt;br /&gt;6. &lt;br /&gt;because only children tend to be greedy. And that will reflect on his spending willingness for birthday, anniversary, Christmas presents. Well, unless you´re happy with a gift certificate from Spendless Shoes. And his idea of a romantic candlelight dinner is that he doesn´t even know what that means. &lt;br /&gt;7. &lt;br /&gt;you don´t want a self-effacing sanctimonious borderline evangelical twat do you?&lt;br /&gt;8. &lt;br /&gt;I´m a bit on the fence on this one. While I am not against the odd recreational drug user, it can get a bit hairy if the guy spends all your hard-earned cash supporting his drug habit. Its been known to happen.  Ask for a hair sample. &lt;br /&gt;9. &lt;br /&gt;because sideburns are cool. &lt;br /&gt;10.  &lt;br /&gt;You might be looking at some jail time here. Not for yourself, for your friend. Especially if the trust fund is set up in Liechtenstein.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-6899753494857520739?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/6899753494857520739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=6899753494857520739' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6899753494857520739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/6899753494857520739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/04/10-questions-to-ask-potential-facebook.html' title='10 questions to ask a potential facebook lover/friend person'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3804046629837134022</id><published>2008-03-27T07:09:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T01:21:50.346-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the most annoying people'/><title type='text'>sitting in a cafe.....</title><content type='html'>I am currently sitting in a cafe. And there is the most annoying couple sitting next to me. The guy is such a stuck up ass - the kind you find here in Vienna like sand on the beach. Where sand is nice, listening to their conversation is like having exhaust fumes pumped into your brain - you get violently ill. Too bad you can´t faint due to excessively dull conversation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are people so stuck up here? I mean, its chronic. They have to speak LOUDLY, so that everyone has to HEAR how AMAZING THEY ARE.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I was in London for 3 months. And I already know it like the inside of my backpocket"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh yeah? Well, good for you you retarded genetically modified pea for a brain person. You should be planted in a field of cabbage. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;And I think I am going to have to leave soon. I just can´t take this today. Besides, I forgot my sledgehammer.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3804046629837134022?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3804046629837134022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3804046629837134022' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3804046629837134022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3804046629837134022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/03/sitting-in-cafe.html' title='sitting in a cafe.....'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-2158509113177267389</id><published>2008-03-26T07:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T12:16:56.288-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the worst movies'/><title type='text'>Part 1 of the series: movies you should never ever have to watch</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pnLmbzDuI/AAAAAAAAABA/2BlTxXCALZA/s1600-h/museum22.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pnLmbzDuI/AAAAAAAAABA/2BlTxXCALZA/s320/museum22.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182067770236538594" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pnCGbzDtI/AAAAAAAAAA4/rVqNpv3G16Y/s1600-h/benlimbtolimb.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pnCGbzDtI/AAAAAAAAAA4/rVqNpv3G16Y/s320/benlimbtolimb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182067607027781330" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pm2mbzDsI/AAAAAAAAAAw/aG4KQGkqz5w/s1600-h/robinwithmonkey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pm2mbzDsI/AAAAAAAAAAw/aG4KQGkqz5w/s320/robinwithmonkey.jpg"border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182067409459285698" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok - yeah, I know. The movie´s been out a while but I just saw this a couple of nights ago on my movie channel. All I can say is - thank the holy mother Mary that I did not spend a single dime on this piece of shit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did not manage to watch the whole thing - snatched up a few bits here and there - a total of about 35 minutes. Let me say this - it was more than enough to come to this conclusion: what a piece of crap!!! Multiply those exclamation marks by a random number - it still isn´t enough.  This movie is so unbelievably bad. Everyone in it is bad. EVERYone. It is such a turkey and everybody losses all their feathers  so that you got a bunch of plucked naked sad chickens running round at the end, in fact they all lose their feathers pretty fast, making it a painful spectacle for almost the whole movie - from Robin Williams with his saccharin-sweet-puke-inducing Colonel whoever the hell he played-because-I-really-don´t-give-a-shit-anyways, Owen Wilson, Ricky Gervais (I mean, honestly, did he accept the role to break into US cinema?! - talk about a uninspired strategical move) this turkey is just pure offensive awfulness. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, whats the message of this film? That history is "alive"? "colorful" "vibrant"? &lt;br /&gt;um, maybe, well, yes, I agree with that - but the movie sure as hell didn´t carry that over. What did carry over is the complete and utter incompetence of the director, the screenwriter and all the actors. It was such a turkey to begin with - even the noted actors couldn´t lift it. The end - oh man, Ben Stillers´expression as he looks down lovingly on his museum - all I wanted to do was slap him. Like all the time. Too bad he wasn´t torn limb-from-limb right at the beginning. Or the train ran over his head, smashed his face or something. It would have saved everyone the torture of enduring all the bad acting and storyline that a 2 year old would find dull. Ok, well, maybe a 2-year old look up a couple of times before continuing to hammer the square into the  round hole.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was this supposed to be a Jumanji of the new millenium? No comparison. Jumanji was fun,mystical, imaginative,  clever,  - it was all the things this was not.  And the theme was about innocence that you never have to lose, no matter how old you are. And the message actually was delievered in a somewhat linear way. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok - I actually had to read other reviews to find out what this particular movie is trying to tell me: in a nutshell: loser husband/father wants to prove to his kid - that yes, I am awesome and not a loser. Hokay....well, that did´t work, now did it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and I just realized Robin Williams is supposed to be Teddy Roosevelt. What? Wasn´t he confined to a wheelchair? Whatever. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I can say is that this is a dvd you should not buy. Buy Jumanji instead. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Below an example of a delusional woman person.....and her opinion. This was on IMDB....hello??! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What a cast! Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams, Dick VanDyke, Mickey Roney, Bill Cobbs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not a Stiller fan, but in this one he was really great, he steps out of his usual shtick to really anchor this movie. For once he doesn't seem to be trying too hard and avoids overdoing it. &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;(personally, I think my friends goldfish would have given a better performance)&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is one of Robin Williams' better modern roles, he's toned down but still quintessentially Williams. It was nice to see him in a role that he can both take seriously *and* have some fun with it. &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;(one of his better modern roles? He played a historical character for chrissake)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Owen Wilson is still awesome, basically reprising his Shanghai Noon character, but with a cute, rather unexpected twist. &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;yeah, he was a little person. And luckily din´t get to witness too much of him.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney and Bill Cobbs are classic, they haven't lost a step. Rooney is still the little bantam rooster with the attitude! Van Dyke clearly anchors the trio. Cobbs wasn't given much to work with for his character, but his quality shines through. These veteran comedic actors bring a bit of class and legitimacy to the film...........&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;bla bla bla&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is an entirely enjoyable family film. My 87 year old grandmother-in-law loved it, as did my 9 year old daughter and my teenage sons! Truly something for everyone."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok - soup-for-brains-lady-person - your 87 year old grandmother must be suffering from dementia. When afflicted with that particular form of brain worm, you enjoy just about anything, like for example, drinking fire extinguisher foam.  Something for everyone if you are completely devoid of gray mass.......then yeah. Or if you´ve been lobotomized.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-2158509113177267389?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/2158509113177267389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=2158509113177267389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2158509113177267389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/2158509113177267389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/03/night-at-museum.html' title='Part 1 of the series: movies you should never ever have to watch'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pnLmbzDuI/AAAAAAAAABA/2BlTxXCALZA/s72-c/museum22.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3889038762302668595</id><published>2008-03-26T06:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T09:24:15.400-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='go see it at the movie theater'/><title type='text'>Part 1 of movies you should watch at the cinema. No Country for Old Men</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pdX2bzDrI/AAAAAAAAAAo/NzeW_MeSCoA/s1600-h/no-country-for-old-men-wins-best-film-award1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pdX2bzDrI/AAAAAAAAAAo/NzeW_MeSCoA/s320/no-country-for-old-men-wins-best-film-award1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182056985573658290" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was already late but the girl at the ticket counter explained to me what happens in the first 10 minutes ("the guy kills a cop, steals his car, kills another guy, changes cars - all the while schlepping this oxygen tank thing around with him") &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um, ok. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I didn´t miss too much. I took my seat as Llewelyn Moss looks through his telescope and shoots the deer or antelope or whatever it is. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And from there the story unfolds. Although - somehow - its just an excerpt of a situation. Not really a story in the classical sense. You know, where there is a beginning, a middle bit and a resolve. There is no resolve. Its like cutting into a chain of events - some random part of the fence. You walk along that fence - watching observing, then you walk away from the fence. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The camera work, the locations, the emptiness, the long silent shots are really just as much a part of the story as the actual dialogue. And to me - its No Country for anyone really. The story for me is an allegory for the arid state of mind this world is in. The loss of moral, of boundries, of manners, of respect for human life, respect for dignity, of anything. There is just nothing anymore. No rules, no excuses, no sins, no morals,  - everyone does what they think is right. But the question is: does anyone know whats right? whats wrong? Thats exactly my point. There is a complete loss of rules that anyone respects. Are we beyond redemption? This bleak tale seems to think so. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only one in the movie who has some sense of moral dilemma is Llewelyn Moss. He is in conflict at least. Yes, one can argue Anton Chigurh has his own set of morals&amp;rules. But well, thats debatable when your job is killing people with a coldbloodedness, an evil ness, a lack of any emotion whatsoever.  I guess you could say he is efficent. Too efficent. Hence the brief burst of collegue Carson Wells as he tries unsuccessfully to eliminate him. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Needless to say, the performances were great - totally immersed, embedded in that arid landscape. Their performances reflected that. Each and every one of them. &lt;br /&gt;All very low-key, muted, subdued. Again, except for Javier Bardem. His character necessitated the underlying molten lava flow of surpressed violence going on there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The end: hmm.....I have to watch it again - to pay attention more. Because, well, it did end quite suddenly. Ed Tom Bell talking about his dream. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although not a happy movie - its a classic I think - meaning multiple watchings will give you multiple impressions.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3889038762302668595?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3889038762302668595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3889038762302668595' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3889038762302668595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3889038762302668595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/03/no-country-for-old-men.html' title='Part 1 of movies you should watch at the cinema. No Country for Old Men'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/R-pdX2bzDrI/AAAAAAAAAAo/NzeW_MeSCoA/s72-c/no-country-for-old-men-wins-best-film-award1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-3196813144015088673</id><published>2008-03-16T09:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T09:24:56.434-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='an experience for sure'/><title type='text'>The IC* – The Diary Account</title><content type='html'>* Internet cafe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All these people, these internet travelers are tettering on the brink of something far-flung and potentially adventurous.  Yeah, like at an airport. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like a small town rural airport. You know, where the check in person is also the one who serves the coffee, carries the bags to the plane,  does the security check, and flies the plane. Nobody on duty at the terminal? There´s a “Be right Back” sign. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, this place is like that. Home-spun. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think they should sell pies here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 5 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The people who come here are a combined lot of locals, tourists, ex-pats, weirdos and models.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;models are just models – everywhere. They have the uninspired sameness of robots. I think that’s part of the fascination why we like to watch those “America´s next top model or similar shows. We can see first-hand, that its true. That most are shallow and stupid, superficial and self-absorbed. With the rare flare of a single human. Someone who can speak about something other than their appearance. And that’s why some girls force their boyfriends to watch in the hope they see them as we do – you know, dumb – a hollow shell. Too bad most guys think thats awesome) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The place is arranged a bit like a restaurant – 4 tables with 4 pcs on each. So you kinda sit across from each other. Then there are bench arrangements in the back with two computers on either side against the walls as well as two cublicles. They offer a smidgen of privacy – although sitting back there for six hours turns day into night since you don´t see whats going on outside. Plus I kinda fumigate myself when I  smoke.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am sitting up front – at the smoker tables. But that colorless banker person across from me is bringing out my natural suspicion and hostility. I feel the evil eye on me. Although when I steal the occasional glance, he is always staring at his screen, all busy-like. Maybe its my paranoid imagination. Think I have to move.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 11&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please don´t ask me why I come here……….its just depressing.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I currently have no personal computer. That will change soon of course. But for the time being, yep, this is my office and daily dose on the internet drip. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And before I actually had to make use of institutions such as this, I thought they were just sad.  I mean, who the hell goes to an internet café? Doesn´t everyone have their own laptop? This was before I had the snob extracted out of me in a rather violent and painful way.   Lets not kid ourselves here. I was addicted to onlinism. Still am – just the circumstances have rendered me unable to feed the addiction.  And am having the most horrible withdrawal symptoms. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, so here I am. I spend about 6-7 hours here everyday – so my usage has been slashed by 2/3 and my expenditures increased by bloody 100 fold. Can you believe it? The cheapest rate is 2 € /hour. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And believe it or not, there are people who come here – like me – on a daily basis. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember when I went to a café years ago – when they were all modern and spacious.  And huge. And you actually had space to sit and spread out. Well, that place went out of business. Now all you get are these tiny places with horrible old ugly pc´s, squished together like sheep and just basically awful. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But well, there you go. I guess you make more money this way. With human suffering. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 13&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amongst the constant stream of ins and outs are the models. Funny how you know it’s a model. Not because they are so extremely good looking or anything – but well, yeah, they´re usually tall and quite skinny. Ok, and good-looking. And speak with a Russian accent.  And their conversations – usually amount to about 4 ¾ words. But not at once. All together. Not that I eavesdrop. Ok, I do. Its research. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The most interesting person here by far is the girl who runs the place. Well, she runs it as if she owns it – very lovingly. She has the 9-4 shift from Monday to Thursday. Her name is Babe. And she has the sweet personality and no-nonsense practicality/efficency of well, Babe.  Even though she has pink and white hair, she doesn´t look anything like Babe  – but she is definitely as likable.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So far I´ve found out that she is a single mom, has a 4-year old son, and is a hair stylist in her spare time. I guess to earn some extra cash on the side, since I´m sure this place doesn´t pay that well. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Virginia Woolf once said – you have to be poor to be able to write. So, yeah, that’ is what I am researching.   I´ll try to remember this feeling when I have millions in the bank. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 13….still&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There´s some Italian dude who comes here regularly to gamble. Kinda of like a refugee Mafioso...older, well-fed, balding and thick glasses.  The Don. He plays roulette, mutters to himself, writes down god-knows-what on little scraps of paper (the statistics? Trying to beat the odds? Good luck with that dude) is glued to the wheel for about 4 hours straight, then jumps up, and runs out the door. Every single day. I sometimes sit back to back with him. He constantly bumps his chair into mine even though I am squeezed up against the desk, my boobs squished (yeah, kinda high desks) I´m tempted to be rude but when he turns to me – briefly – with his eyes glazed over, rubbing his sweaty hands together, well, I refrain.  Don´t want those meaty fingers wrapped around my neck.  Although I doubt he´d do that himself.  Probably get his fourth cousin twice removed to do the dirty work, dump the body, sink it in the river. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then there is that office-type guy. Looks like a banker. The kind with their butt cheeks pinched together really really tightly. Not because they´re homophobic but because they can´t think of anything better to do. Short neat hair, small rimless glasses. Just makes me want to smack him. Like all the time. So that at least with a red face, he has some color. Obviously, a wannabe banker otherwise what would he be doing in a place like this? Sits at the same place every day. Although, come to think of it, maybe his luck has changed and he has gotten a job. Haven´t seen him for a while. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 14&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right now there is a loud-mouth strutter behind me. His phone rings loudly, he talks loudly and he is constantly strutting to the reception area to pick up a print out.  I´d like to bash him over the head. He´s so pompous I want to kick him in his wedgied ass. And he bloody  hums. Grrrr.  And he drapes his sweater over his shoulders like some geriatric-Sears-catalogue model type. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 17&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sitting at my usual place which is at the back against the wall. Have been here for 5 hours and almost time to go. Theres a really annoying guy sitting back to back against my chair. Another squeeze-in session. You know, where the Don usually sits.   This guy though isn´t doing anything, except, well, sitting and picking his nose – figuratively speaking.   Oh, and sneezing all over me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I really hate people sometimes. Like everyone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 19&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG – that extremely irritating hum-strut-person is back again. Next time his phone rings I think I might have to bash him with it. Or at least smash it to the ground and stomp on it.  Too bad the phones nowadays are small and technically innovative. Which will make me cry if I have to destroy it. But well, that’s the way it goes.  Can´t be helped. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 20&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its interesting really that people come to the internet café to engage with the computers. And not with the people in the café. You know, like when you go to the bar, you kinda go there to pick someone up, no? At least that’s what I always thought.  But then again, you don´t look all lost and sad if no one comes to talk to you. Because you just stare at the screen as if you have some important chat going on. You´re never alone with a computer.  Always reliable. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 22&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The elegant lady is here again. Mrs. Danner.   Yes, she reminds me a bit of Blythe Danner. She is a regular too. A local regular. A native speaker regular. Crucial. She usually sits at the back – well, until I moved in on her terrain. She comes in the afternoons. And since I get here earlier, I decided I liked that spot. It’s the only workstation that has a broken PC next to it – thereby allowing you to spread out a bit. The airless cubicle ws – despite the privacy perk it offers- had run its course. Using skype to talk to my guy made my ears glow. No, not because of hot cybersex, no, I always had to press those spongy plastic headphones to my ears to hear anything. The sound quality was about as clear as someone talking out of their asses. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The workstations at the front – out in the open – on display – have much better sound with the added and unwanted bonus that everyone can hear and understand you. Oh, they pretend not to, but everyone hangs on each syllable. I know. I do it. When the rare animated bubbly chick calls her friend back in Siberia or wherever. Although the thrill of eavesdropping wears off fairly quickly…….obviously. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I tell you, one gets to know this place pretty intimately in a detached observational type way. Can´t be helped. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 25&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why do people come here? The longer I come here, the more this place reminds me of a peepshow sex shop type establishment. Anonymous sex. Here its anonymous surfing, gambling, whatever. Has that seedy touch somehow. An air of despair.  And a bunch of wannabe shady underworld types. Can´t imagine real criminals come here. Although, well, maybe they do.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which makes that woman, Mrs. Danner,  stand out.  She´s obviously got money. Why would she come here? Sit for hours playing some online scrabble or whatever it is she does. I peeked one day, noticed it was some game thing. &lt;br /&gt;I don´t think she gambles, since I overheard a conversation between her and the Don. He surfaced briefly from his roulette-a-muck to hit on her. She was having none of that and told him in no uncertain terms that she doesn´t play with real money.  Or with real people apparently. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 26&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just trudging upstairs from the bathroom when a guy passes me on the way down. With his pants already undone. Going for a wank I suspect. That or he really feels at home here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and I noticed they even sell condoms and sex toys in a dispenser downstairs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See? Told you its similar to a sex shop-cum-peep-show. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 29&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I suppose reasons for coming to an ic resemble those for going to a peep show or a prostitute. Anonymity. You can do what you want, wont be judged, and you don’t leave a trace. Perfect. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe coming to an ic is a womans way of cheating.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I´d like to ask her outright why she comes but think that might be a bit tricky. I mean, would you stand in front of a brothel and ask each guy going in why they are frequenting establishments such as these…I think I might get punched. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think this is a question that has plagued many a scorned woman, I dare say. Me – I never wondered why my husband went to prostitutes. Never thought about it. And yes, he is my ex-husband. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe because you pay for it, men think its not being unfaithful. Or maybe they just don´t care and are in the “what-she-doesn’t-know-wont-hurt-her” mode. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think if I started asking people why they come to the ic – I´d eventually get banned for scaring off all the customers. So, yes, the comparision with a peep show place is quite perfect. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 32&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The internet is a bit like polonium 210. You always leave a trace – no matter where you go. I ´m wondering if the internet really is  the freedom/blessing/amazing innovation we think it is. Something to think about for sure.  And for that reason – if I didn´t realize that before – internet cafes are great. One does remain more anonymous than with a private connection and personal laptop. Did you know that everything you do online is registered and stored for at least two years with your IP address? Its true. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 34&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This place has the functionality of a sex-shop-peepshow cubicle place about it. You know, just enough space to jerk off then leave. The longer I come to this place, the more its shortcomings are revealed. Dirty, seedy, populated by a bunch of wanker-weirdos and just enough personal space to freak out when you accidently brush up against a fellow user or do-er, whichever the case may be. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one redeeming quality it has is that it is in the center of town and you can wear a trench coat without attracting too much attention.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and because of Babe. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I brought her a mini football today. For her son. His name is Kris Govinda.  “ookay”, I thought to myself, plastering an interested smile on my face. Upon further questioning, she reveals it means a heartfelt good person. Plus Govinda wsa a companion of Siddharta. So she is into the Buddhist/hindu karma thing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got another free coffee. Not because I brought a ball. No. Because she is kind. And she knows she will be repaid by goodness, if not by me, then by someone else.   She tells me not to worry. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Besides”, she says “ I can see when someone is deserving” Me? Deserving? At least someone thinks so. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 36&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG – they´ve banned smoking!  I think it might be time to me to find greener pastures. Jesus – are you listening? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 41&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear God, please give me the means to be reinstated as a techno addict. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have I learnt anything from not having 24/7 onlinism? Um, yes, well, I have.  Yes, its important to take time off from the internet and various other electronica. Yes, its important to actually speak to people – you know, like face to face, in person. Yes, its important to read. And yes, its important to calm down. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I´ll do all that again when I have my new macbook air. And my new ipod. And external superdrive.  And stuff. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Promise.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-3196813144015088673?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/3196813144015088673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=3196813144015088673' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3196813144015088673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/3196813144015088673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/03/blog-post.html' title='The IC* – The Diary Account'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421120683092042068.post-7659099703197002552</id><published>2008-03-11T06:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T02:37:01.860-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random thoughts'/><title type='text'>Give me multiple choice and I´ll give you the right answer</title><content type='html'>Have me judge or answer on an individual basis, I hate everyone and find everyone extremely annoying. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it only me or have we lost the ability to judge things with clarity when faced with singular answers?  Or rather without comparisons?  Think about it, all these quizzes are multiple choice. And if you have a smidgen of common sense, likely you´ll figure out the right answer.  Seems our brains have been programmed to work like that now. Never really remembering anything properly but having a vague recollect of having heard something at one time or another. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like yesterday night, was watching Jay Leno and Heidi Klum was on there. You know, all bubbly and fringed blondness of her.  I found her extremely annoying. Yet, given a multiple choice of say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Orlando Bloom&lt;br /&gt;2. Jessica Alba&lt;br /&gt;3. Heidi Klum&lt;br /&gt;4. Paris Hilton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would have definitely picked her as the least annoying. In fact, quite ok. She´s down to earth, is relatively charming in a german sort of way, is no nonsense and doesn´t talk too much bullshit.  Ok, some bullshit – but within reason considering she is a model.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2421120683092042068-7659099703197002552?l=smokeinyourface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/feeds/7659099703197002552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2421120683092042068&amp;postID=7659099703197002552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7659099703197002552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2421120683092042068/posts/default/7659099703197002552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smokeinyourface.blogspot.com/2008/03/this-is-dumb-test-to-see-if-i-can-embed.html' title='Give me multiple choice and I´ll give you the right answer'/><author><name>Anna Anaconda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11078444614834999812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_opnYbMNF7xo/Su2CoewfvhI/AAAAAAAAAKo/aQeeDd918Xw/S220/311009_1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
